FabSwingers.com forum: A sonnet for you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Brought a tear to my eye, you romantic sod.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I am sure he will be flattered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

Shitfaced as in d*unk? I hope so!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

Shitfaced as in d*unk? I hope so!?

Overdone the meds and Smirnoff.as usual.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Brought a tear to my eye, you romantic sod. "

Aww me too cute as f*ck wasn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m not crying your crying.

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I teared up reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

Shitfaced as in d*unk? I hope so!?

Overdone the meds and Smirnoff.as usual. "

I hate when that happens.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Fuck me I love poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bard would be in awe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is this man not in charge of Brexit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahaahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

I cant breath hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As I've met jim on a number of occasions I can honestly tell you hand on heart you are just what he's looking for and if he trys saying different it's just because he's a little shy. I reckon your next move should be a dozen cock pics to his inbox apparently that's his thing. Good luck op go get him tiger

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"As I've met jim on a number of occasions I can honestly tell you hand on heart you are just what he's looking for and if he trys saying different it's just because he's a little shy. I reckon your next move should be a dozen cock pics to his inbox apparently that's his thing. Good luck op go get him tiger

I agree.

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I feel cheated. I expected iambic pentameter! Fair play though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too highbrow for me. I'm more:

There was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass shot out of her arse

And her clit was covered in s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too highbrow for me. I'm more:

There was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass shot out of her arse

And her clit was covered in s

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they."

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

That is just wrong. Although if memory serves me right..... na best leave that there I'll shit up

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

That is just wrong. Although if memory serves me right..... na best leave that there I'll shit up

Lmfao shut up ffs shut up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his..."

Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

That is just wrong. Although if memory serves me right..... na best leave that there I'll shit up

Lmfao shut up ffs shut up

Freudian slip there Bladey

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A sonnet is fourteen lines with ten syllables per line ...

How do I want thee? Let me count the ways,

Thou art so sexy, how can I resist?

Rough fucks and tender passion beckons us

So jump right in and let the bliss begin.

The world outside the window fades away

As sweat slicks bodies lost to all without

Kisses deep spread fire through nerve endings

My hair pulled tight whilst taken from behind

Or spooning, hands upon my ample breasts

Or waking, feeling hardness at my back

A sleepy fuck fest, what a way to wake

Who does not love to feel all this sometimes?

Most animal and human through the haze.

Hold tight and wander through the golden maze.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his...

Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats."

Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his...

Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.

Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl. "

No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

That is just wrong. Although if memory serves me right..... na best leave that there I'll shit up

Lmfao shut up ffs shut up

Freudian slip there Bladey

I thought it quite appt so had to leave it there.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A sonnet is fourteen lines with ten syllables per line ...

How do I want thee? Let me count the ways,

Thou art so sexy, how can I resist?

Rough fucks and tender passion beckons us

So jump right in and let the bliss begin.

The world outside the window fades away

As sweat slicks bodies lost to all without

Kisses deep spread fire through nerve endings

My hair pulled tight whilst taken from behind

Or spooning, hands upon my ample breasts

Or waking, feeling hardness at my back

A sleepy fuck fest, what a way to wake

Who does not love to feel all this sometimes?

Most animal and human through the haze.

Hold tight and wander through the golden maze.

Awww you big daft sortie you. Faf

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a job lot of hats and fascinators to get rid of, can I interest anyone? They’re all exactly the same but at least it will identify us all at the wedding as the bunch of pervy swingers we are.

Saves name tags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

I've had a bath and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they."

Thank you.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This is my love letter to Erect Jim

Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim

Oh fuck it

I’m shitfaced again

How lovely

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

Thank you."

Have you set the date yet. Come on Jim lad we are all on tender hooks here.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his...

Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.

Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl.

No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking

It's a date.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this

Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.

He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back

His back and his cheeky bottom and his...

Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.

Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl.

No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking

It's a date."

Result

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Rimming and shitfaced shouldn't be used together

That is just wrong. Although if memory serves me right..... na best leave that there I'll shit up

Lmfao shut up ffs shut up

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lmfao!!!

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"Brought a tear to my eye, you romantic sod. "

I think he was hoping to bring a tear or two to Jim's eyes.

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