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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "

Chocolate ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you use flattering angles and don’t make my arse look big, aye, I’ll join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "
not me sorry I don't like hobnobs especially in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested "

Yeah if that's your thing I can incorporate it. Do you want me to get a guy who's not too big or have you done it before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate hob nobs are my weakness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you give me a good porn name I am game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Mr Hangover you will be no use. You can make the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see fife turning into the epicentre of the UK porn industry .

Sorry to piss on your cam corder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

Chocolate ones? "

They are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you use flattering angles and don’t make my arse look big, aye, I’ll join in. "

Oh. I was gonna call it "phat ass fuck boys"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

Yeah if that's your thing I can incorporate it. Do you want me to get a guy who's not too big or have you done it before? "

This answer wins the internet for today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? not me sorry I don't like hobnobs especially in bed "

You can just join in the outdoor scenes?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Chocolate ones?

They are! "

Phew! Then I am in

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested "

Youd look cute in a spitroast

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "

Start one of those crowd funding things then blow all the budget on location so it can be set in the Caribbean.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"

Mr Hangover you will be no use. You can make the tea "

I do make a good brew. I also don't suffer hangovers despite the heavy session last night, it's my superhero power!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my weakness. "

Noted.

How do you feel about cbt? What if I thrown in an extra biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you give me a good porn name I am game "

Boaby Dazzler (it's a Scottish production)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can come as a plumber and unblock your pipes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't see fife turning into the epicentre of the UK porn industry .

Sorry to piss on your cam corder "

I wasn't gonna do watersports, too much laundry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife "

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

Yeah if that's your thing I can incorporate it. Do you want me to get a guy who's not too big or have you done it before?

This answer wins the internet for today "

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'll do anything for a hob nob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? not me sorry I don't like hobnobs especially in bed

You can just join in the outdoor scenes? "
I love the great outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do anything for a hob nob!"

One nibble and you’re nobbled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

Start one of those crowd funding things then blow all the budget on location so it can be set in the Caribbean. "

Good thinking! Although it might melt the hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance "

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Mr Hangover you will be no use. You can make the tea

I do make a good brew. I also don't suffer hangovers despite the heavy session last night, it's my superhero power! "

Do you have hangover horn? And a mint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you give me a good porn name I am game

Boaby Dazzler (it's a Scottish production) "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can come as a plumber and unblock your pipes? "

Ok but a delivery man might interrupt

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"

Mr Hangover you will be no use. You can make the tea

I do make a good brew. I also don't suffer hangovers despite the heavy session last night, it's my superhero power!

Do you have hangover horn? And a mint? "

Yes to both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do anything for a hob nob!"

Anal prolapse for you then!

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

Youd look cute in a spitroast "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my weakness.

Noted.

How do you feel about cbt? What if I thrown in an extra biscuit? "

I already have my motor bike licence so does that get me two? Lmao

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

So long as it's not anal; can't stand anal people, "don't cum on the sofa", fold your clothes up before you fuck me...".

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

Yeah if that's your thing I can incorporate it. Do you want me to get a guy who's not too big or have you done it before? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I do love a hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested

Yeah if that's your thing I can incorporate it. Do you want me to get a guy who's not too big or have you done it before? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck a packet of Bourbons in to the deal and we'll shake on it. I won't get out of bed... I mean in to bed, for anything less!

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

Ok I’m in! As long as it’s strong builders tea, and I don’t do cum on my face, unless you pick up some mint viscounts, then I might reconsider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll do anything for a hob nob!

Anal prolapse for you then! "

Maybe quite not anything but almost!

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If you give me a good porn name I am game "

The way to create your porn name (for guys) is to take the name of your first pet (or the first pet animal you ever knew) and give yourself the surname of the street you grew up on - or an adjoining street.

Mine would be

Perky Burnbank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Dingwall right now buy happy to pop over to Fife for a bit of teabagging if it's on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested "

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "
I would love to do another vid it's just trying to find time and the right people that's the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you do ass to mouth? If so, I’m interested "
you have halitosis then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get the men to wear angry Scotsman tam o shantas and drink irn bru.. Fuck ayeee lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?"

He wants custard creams too.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The bits in Hob Nobs get stuck in my teeth.

I'm in for Ginger biccies though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate hob nobs are my favourite, I make a wicked cuppa and D is good behind the Camera

Let me know if you need a hand or 4

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay "

Oh I like this new side of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my weakness.

Noted.

How do you feel about cbt? What if I thrown in an extra biscuit?

I already have my motor bike licence so does that get me two? Lmao "
damn it! I should've been more specific with my acronym!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my weakness.

Noted.

How do you feel about cbt? What if I thrown in an extra biscuit?

I already have my motor bike licence so does that get me two? Lmao damn it! I should've been more specific with my acronym! "

Oh so you didn’t mean that type then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So long as it's not anal; can't stand anal people, "don't cum on the sofa", fold your clothes up before you fuck me...". "

I'll pair you with Melinda Messywhore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you "

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stunt double from the waist down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo I do love a hobnob"

What will you do for one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?"

No no, you feel free to express your elf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck a packet of Bourbons in to the deal and we'll shake on it. I won't get out of bed... I mean in to bed, for anything less!"

How about half a packet and you just lean over the side?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in Dingwall right now buy happy to pop over to Fife for a bit of teabagging if it's on offer "

Great we need a teaboy for when yorkie is on his break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? I would love to do another vid it's just trying to find time and the right people that's the problem "

Another? What was the last one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck a packet of Bourbons in to the deal and we'll shake on it. I won't get out of bed... I mean in to bed, for anything less!

How about half a packet and you just lean over the side? "

Jeez... Who knew contract negotiations could be this hellish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? not me sorry I don't like hobnobs especially in bed

You can just join in the outdoor scenes? "

The ones where you go to the corner shop to buy the Hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I’m in! As long as it’s strong builders tea, and I don’t do cum on my face, unless you pick up some mint viscounts, then I might reconsider "

Do you dip the viscounts in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get hats ? I do like a splendid hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?"

Hit me with it (not literally, it's not that kinda film).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd get the men to wear angry Scotsman tam o shantas and drink irn bru.. Fuck ayeee lassie"

I'm seriously lacking in females at the mo, they might end up just tossing their cabers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

No no, you feel free to express your elf. "

Then you have my bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we get hats ? I do like a splendid hat "

Me too Taff, me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

He wants custard creams too."

I'll just bleach the bourbons, he'll never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we get hats ? I do like a splendid hat

Me too Taff, me too. "

Nothing to flamboyant just hats and a spiffing scarf to match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bits in Hob Nobs get stuck in my teeth.

I'm in for Ginger biccies though x"

How about ginger nuts?

*Tame! I need you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my favourite, I make a wicked cuppa and D is good behind the Camera

Let me know if you need a hand or 4

Jo.Xx"

4 hands sounds great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a Best Boy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time "

Prove it stud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we get hats ? I do like a splendid hat

Me too Taff, me too.

Nothing to flamboyant just hats and a spiffing scarf to match "

But I do like a flamboyant hat.

In this style 10/6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can stunt double from the waist down?"

We can have you like Tom and Jerry's mum! Only ever seeing your legs and feet!

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By *ichydeeeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Peaked my interest now, what would my name be haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? not me sorry I don't like hobnobs especially in bed

You can just join in the outdoor scenes?

The ones where you go to the corner shop to buy the Hobnobs?"

someone has to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we get hats ? I do like a splendid hat "

Cowboy hats! Yeehaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we be fluffers as we just don’t have the physical attributes to bi in a porno x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

No no, you feel free to express your elf.

Then you have my bow"

Come shoot your arrows over me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a Best Boy? "

Yes! You're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

Hit me with it (not literally, it's not that kinda film). "

Smarties, LOTS of smarties (no orange ones though)

You’ll need to send a car (not a Fiat 500)

New wellies and custard

Any chandelier work needs to be well harnessed (I still remember the last time)

No fluffers allowed scissors, it’s NOT funny when the director shouts “cut”

There will be more, but I gotta interview this new fluffer now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peaked my interest now, what would my name be haha "

Well continuing the Scottish theme I'm gonna team you up with someone and call you "The Wankies"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'll "hob" over to your place and do some "nobbin". I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to the airport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we be fluffers as we just don’t have the physical attributes to bi in a porno x "

I beg to differ! I'll pretend you're just fluffers though and use secret cameras

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

Hit me with it (not literally, it's not that kinda film).

Smarties, LOTS of smarties (no orange ones though)

You’ll need to send a car (not a Fiat 500)

New wellies and custard

Any chandelier work needs to be well harnessed (I still remember the last time)

No fluffers allowed scissors, it’s NOT funny when the director shouts “cut”

There will be more, but I gotta interview this new fluffer now "

I ONLY have orange smarties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll "hob" over to your place and do some "nobbin". I'll get me coat."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my way to the airport "

Great. I'll send the fake taxi to pick you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we be fluffers as we just don’t have the physical attributes to bi in a porno x

I beg to differ! I'll pretend you're just fluffers though and use secret cameras "

Aww thankyou x

And we will pretend not to know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

Prove it stud! "

Flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

Hit me with it (not literally, it's not that kinda film).

Smarties, LOTS of smarties (no orange ones though)

You’ll need to send a car (not a Fiat 500)

New wellies and custard

Any chandelier work needs to be well harnessed (I still remember the last time)

No fluffers allowed scissors, it’s NOT funny when the director shouts “cut”

There will be more, but I gotta interview this new fluffer now

I ONLY have orange smarties "

Awww... Sod it! If your gonna be in it I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ???? "

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

Prove it stud!

Flirt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

No no, you feel free to express your elf.

Then you have my bow

Come shoot your arrows over me "

Then I can help destroy your one ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a Best Boy?

Yes! You're in! "

Marvelous, I'll just go sort the camera tracks out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

I like it! "

Well thats a start ?? and hey id do anything for a choccy biccie ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "

Is tea included too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stunt double from the waist down?

We can have you like Tom and Jerry's mum! Only ever seeing your legs and feet! "

I'll bring my own broom....

"THOMAS!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

No no, you feel free to express your elf.

Then you have my bow

Come shoot your arrows over me

Then I can help destroy your one ring?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

I like it!

Well thats a start ?? and hey id do anything for a choccy biccie ??"

Anything? Great! I need a cleaner upper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

Is tea included too?"

As much as you can drink!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m game ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can stunt double from the waist down?

We can have you like Tom and Jerry's mum! Only ever seeing your legs and feet!

I'll bring my own broom....

"THOMAS!!!!""

Just don't go chasing all the pussy away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

I like it!

Well thats a start ?? and hey id do anything for a choccy biccie ??

Anything? Great! I need a cleaner upper! "

Do i need to bring my own pinny ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No plot? There has to be a plot. Or I'm just dressed up like an elf for no reason.

Then again, does one really *need* a reason to dress up as an elf?

No no, you feel free to express your elf.

Then you have my bow

Come shoot your arrows over me

Then I can help destroy your one ring?

Of course "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m game ha ha"

What would you like to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if usign a contract it wont be broadcasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

I like it!

Well thats a start ?? and hey id do anything for a choccy biccie ??

Anything? Great! I need a cleaner upper!

Do i need to bring my own pinny ????"

No just your tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if usign a contract it wont be broadcasted"

I will! It's for personal use only, for those lonely nights when I can't be arsed shaving my legs and actually having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

payment pfft, a true man wouldn't want payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if usign a contract it wont be broadcasted

I will! It's for personal use only, for those lonely nights when I can't be arsed shaving my legs and actually having sex. "

Ok dear u have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems as though we should all just rock up with biccies and wing it and call it biccy biccy gangbang ????

I like it!

Well thats a start ?? and hey id do anything for a choccy biccie ??

Anything? Great! I need a cleaner upper!

Do i need to bring my own pinny ????

No just your tongue "

Im in

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Always happy to join you guys if you need any help lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I’ll be able to perform...can you have a stunt cock on standby?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "

Is they're a skript? I cunt werk with a skript becawse I cunt reed.

I kin ad lib thow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"payment pfft, a true man wouldn't want payment"

They all do in the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always happy to join you guys if you need any help lol."

Step right up. Or in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I’ll be able to perform...can you have a stunt cock on standby? "

Dildo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

Is they're a skript? I cunt werk with a skript becawse I cunt reed.

I kin ad lib thow.

"

You can improvise!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd like a minor part. Something like just being in the background sweeping up looking overly interested in the shenanigans that is going on

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Do you need a bifemale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale? "

Everyone needs one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be interested, have to warn you though I have a very long ‘rider’ list of needs & requirements. Is that ok?

He wants custard creams too.

I'll just bleach the bourbons, he'll never know. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a minor part. Something like just being in the background sweeping up looking overly interested in the shenanigans that is going on"

You can be the voyeur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thread just cheered me up

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale? "

I do. In my trailer. Alone

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone "

Pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me "

Ooooh can I help out too?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?"

Thank goodness, I’d never have been able to cope with just the two ladies in there with me

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?"

Fff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff "

Can I film

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

"

Wait until MrsT sees this

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Can I have podcast rights? I can describe every details salaciously.

It worked for the other guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Thank goodness, I’d never have been able to cope with just the two ladies in there with me "

Prepare to be destroyed

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Can I film "

It's a porn , so......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Wait until MrsT sees this "

Sorry guys change of plan!! Ladies only, we're squeezing in my trailer, bring baby oil

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Wait until MrsT sees this

Sorry guys change of plan!! Ladies only, we're squeezing in my trailer, bring baby oil "

Fuck yes. Strap on ready for action

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have podcast rights? I can describe every details salaciously.

It worked for the other guy!"

Yes!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Can I have podcast rights? I can describe every details salaciously.

It worked for the other guy!

Yes! "

I’ll get working on the jingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Wait until MrsT sees this

Sorry guys change of plan!! Ladies only, we're squeezing in my trailer, bring baby oil "

Does it have windows we can view through lol

Wanna make sure the biscuits are shared equally

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure there was another thread just like this somewhere...

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Wait until MrsT sees this

Sorry guys change of plan!! Ladies only, we're squeezing in my trailer, bring baby oil "

That's perfect. I can still sweep up in a trailer. Can also be the wipe down boy!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Hobnobs almost make it worth the long trip to Fife

Love to help but the distance is not practical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have podcast rights? I can describe every details salaciously.

It worked for the other guy!

Yes!

I’ll get working on the jingle "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a bifemale?

I do. In my trailer. Alone

Pick me

Ooooh can I help out too?

Fff

Wait until MrsT sees this

Sorry guys change of plan!! Ladies only, we're squeezing in my trailer, bring baby oil

Does it have windows we can view through lol

Wanna make sure the biscuits are shared equally

Honest"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure there was another thread just like this somewhere..."

That guy wasn't legit. I totally 100% am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hobnobs almost make it worth the long trip to Fife

Love to help but the distance is not practical."

You've already got the porn name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

Prove it stud! "
do you need a gripper

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm a key grip , whatever that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a key grip , whatever that is "
prison warden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobnobs....mmmmmmm.

And I left Edinburgh this morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be pterodactyl porn??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my favourite, I make a wicked cuppa and D is good behind the Camera

Let me know if you need a hand or 4

Jo.Xx

4 hands sounds great! "

They're all yours where do you want them?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my favourite, I make a wicked cuppa and D is good behind the Camera

Let me know if you need a hand or 4

Jo.Xx

4 hands sounds great!

They're all yours where do you want them?

Jo.Xx"
the casino

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

Prove it stud! do you need a gripper "

I plan on gripping him myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hobnobs....mmmmmmm.

And I left Edinburgh this morning.... "

Hindsight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can it be pterodactyl porn??"

Ha! Only if you do the sound effects!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I’m already on my way up wife

Oh. The porno just turned into a romance

We can go back to that once the camera is aaay

Oh I like this new side of you

I’m not squishy and swoony all the time

Prove it stud! do you need a gripper

I plan on gripping him myself "
damn you're gonna be multi tasking in this movie not that I wanted to grip him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im guessing your porno faired better than Urgent one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate hob nobs are my favourite, I make a wicked cuppa and D is good behind the Camera

Let me know if you need a hand or 4

Jo.Xx

4 hands sounds great!

They're all yours where do you want them?

Jo.Xx"

Here here here and here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im guessing your porno faired better than Urgent one "

He didn't have hobnobs! He needs to learn people will do anything for hobnobs!

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it? "

You've got a great body Im sure the porn will be spectacular xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just for my own personal use.

I don't have a plot line and I'm pretty much open to whatever you're willing to do.

I will probably go "POV" and use that as an excuse to join in.

I don't have money to pay a professional but I do have an unopened pack of hobnobs I'm willing to share.

Anyone up for it?

You've got a great body Im sure the porn will be spectacular xx"
porn is about perfect bodies and orchestrated moans dotty is doing realism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you give me a good porn name I am game

The way to create your porn name (for guys) is to take the name of your first pet (or the first pet animal you ever knew) and give yourself the surname of the street you grew up on - or an adjoining street.

Mine would be

Perky Burnbank

"

My porn name would be...

Olly Balmoral

Hahaha

Now about this porno your making, do you have a casting couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you give me a good porn name I am game

The way to create your porn name (for guys) is to take the name of your first pet (or the first pet animal you ever knew) and give yourself the surname of the street you grew up on - or an adjoining street.

Mine would be

Perky Burnbank

My porn name would be...

Olly Balmoral

Hahaha

Now about this porno your making, do you have a casting couch "
she's picked the lead male damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grabbing my crisp bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im guessing your porno faired better than Urgent one

He didn't have hobnobs! He needs to learn people will do anything for hobnobs! "

I don’t like hobnobs. However I’ll still do anything

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Can I be the guy delivering the new pack of hobnobs?!!

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