FabSwingers.com forum: Status updates

By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I would love to comment on some people's status inputs without sending a message. Some are truly laughable.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Aww, I was having fun splish-sploshing in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I need to tell the whole world EVERY SINGLE TIME I feel horny and need my pussy licked..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh, me too. Me too. Good grief.

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic"
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It would bring much joy.

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I had curry for dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic.

It would bring much joy.

Probably not for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother, do people really read them or if they do, take much notice of them?

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic.

It would bring much joy.

Probably not for them

Exactly my point.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Or just an emoji. Maybe if women, en masse, put vomit emojis on the statuses that talk about balls needing to be drained, they'd stop?

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic.

It would bring much joy.

Probably not for them

Exactly my point.

Mine too, i’d probably take my filters off too (just for the amusement to me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well read my profile or i'll block you loooooool

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Must admit I'm a regular on my local updates they give much such amusement. The mains one's being. Who's getting on it or who's got snow but the old classics never die. Who's got bud. No prizes for guessing where I live

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Or just an emoji. Maybe if women, en masse, put vomit emojis on the statuses that talk about balls needing to be drained, they'd stop? "

A good example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even just have the ability to 'Like' a status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bother, do people really read them or if they do, take much notice of them?

I love reading some of them. Hilarious.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't bother, do people really read them or if they do, take much notice of them?

I love reading some of them. Hilarious. "

It's deeply entertaining when I'm feeling misanthropic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong.. "

Oh, definitely. Or further insight into those who message you.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong..

Oh, definitely. Or further insight into those who message you. "

Wonder if ours are similar

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My local ones mostly seem to be of the name and shame variety lately. Who has not turned up for meets, who is asking for money to meet, who is not what they claim to be... I almost miss the old 'Is der no genuine wimmen hear anymore?' ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong.. "

Maybe lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong..

Oh, definitely. Or further insight into those who message you.

Wonder if ours are similar

Probably! Drugs and ball draining.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"people post enough shite on their statuses with adding to it directly

But somtimes it can give you a brief conscious insight of who to message or not, maybe I'm wrong..

Oh, definitely. Or further insight into those who message you.

Wonder if ours are similar

Probably! Drugs and ball draining. "

Yes about sums it up

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I update mine to show how clever, witty and sexy I am.

Obviously I fall short, like

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

All these needy status is becoming to be like Facebook, very much attention seeking. I have considered blocking them as i can read their status, that makes my piss boil.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Either allow this or remove status's altogether. Egos would deflate right before our very eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local one I see last night from a woman said. “ someone send me five pounds”

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A local one I see last night from a woman said. “ someone send me five pounds”

Wow, that’s a lot of bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot of grumble guts on my local updates this morning. And some odd looking cocks.

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I would love to comment on some people's status inputs without sending a message. Some are truly laughable.

Mine is going to say can I come to gram canaries with you?

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I love ones like this,

If I don't get a fuck today I'm leaving this site.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You don't actually have to read them unless you want to.

It's not compulsory.

You won't be tested on them at the end of the day....

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"I would love to comment on some people's status inputs without sending a message. Some are truly laughable.

Mine is going to say can I come to gram canaries with you?"

And I may reply, why not.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A local one I see last night from a woman said. “ someone send me five pounds”

Wow, that’s a lot of bananas

I was thinking Haddock... No idea why... Just cos

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"But I need to tell the whole world EVERY SINGLE TIME I feel horny and need my pussy licked..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should update mine but i just can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a status update expressing your displeasure at some status updates OP

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A local one I see last night from a woman said. “ someone send me five pounds”

Wow, that’s a lot of bananas

I was thinking Haddock... No idea why... Just cos

That’s some fucked up kinky shit in your imagination

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Do a status update expressing your displeasure at some status updates OP "

Can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a status update expressing your displeasure at some status updates OP

Can't be arsed.

There ya go! The perfect status right there

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A local one I see last night from a woman said. “ someone send me five pounds”

Wow, that’s a lot of bananas

I was thinking Haddock... No idea why... Just cos

That’s some fucked up kinky shit in your imagination

You've no idea!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I love ones like this,

If I don't get a fuck today I'm leaving this site.

Particularly when they post it every day for a month.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But I need to tell the whole world EVERY SINGLE TIME I feel horny and need my pussy licked..

I wouldn't dare. My inbox would explode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ones like this,

If I don't get a fuck today I'm leaving this site.

Particularly when they post it every day for a month. "

Hangover horn one always get me

Sure let me run over to service someone sweating out last nights alcohol

Hangover horns are for wanking

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic.

It would bring much joy.

Probably not for them

Exactly my point.

Mine too, i’d probably take my filters off too (just for the amusement to me)"

Have you two met as you seem to have very similar views and humour

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By *abrielle247 OP Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Oh i’d love there to be a thing where you could write a quick comment on the status, I’d be so sarcastic.

It would bring much joy.

Probably not for them

Exactly my point.

Mine too, i’d probably take my filters off too (just for the amusement to me)

Have you two met as you seem to have very similar views and humour

No we haven't, perhaps we should.

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