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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like to dropkick?

That chef Gino,slimy Italian dwarf

Jimmy unfunny car

To name a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Gervaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ricky Gervaise

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with u on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael McIntyre!

So unfunny.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Ricky Gervaise

with u on that one"

Me too... He's more smarmy than funny.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Most of them.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shane Ritchie and Chris Evans. Pair of obnoxious motherfuckers

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ricky Gervaise

with u on that one

Me too... He's more smarmy than funny. "

Oh yeah hes mine too, can't stand the self entitled prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Would you like to dropkick?

That chef Gino,slimy Italian dwarf

Jimmy unfunny car

To name a couple"

Gino is quite funny in his own little way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her "

I'd pay to watch that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I love Gino!!

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Corbyn

Katie Hopkins

Nigel Farage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to dropkick?

That chef Gino,slimy Italian dwarf

Jimmy unfunny car

To name a couple

Gino is quite funny in his own little way

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get fucked ace!!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her "

I don't mind Katie, so I won't volunteer

But after seeing Gemma Collins on that Celebs go Dating thing, I did have the urge to slap her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her

I don't mind Katie, so I won't volunteer

But after seeing Gemma Collins on that Celebs go Dating thing, I did have the urge to slap her

God she's disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her

I don't mind Katie, so I won't volunteer

But after seeing Gemma Collins on that Celebs go Dating thing, I did have the urge to slap her

God she's disgusting"

I’ve met her too and she’s not a very nice person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd very happily dropkick Russell Howard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Would you like to dropkick?

That chef Gino,slimy Italian dwarf

Jimmy unfunny car

To name a couple

Gino is quite funny in his own little way

get fucked ace!!!"

Are you volunteering?

Ok, I'll make amends and mention Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to dropkick?

That chef Gino,slimy Italian dwarf

Jimmy unfunny car

To name a couple

Gino is quite funny in his own little way

get fucked ace!!!

Are you volunteering?

Ok, I'll make amends and mention Katie Hopkins

Redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd very happily dropkick Russell Howard"

Nooooooooo

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her

I don't mind Katie, so I won't volunteer

But after seeing Gemma Collins on that Celebs go Dating thing, I did have the urge to slap her

God she's disgusting

I’ve met her too and she’s not a very nice person. "

It came across quite distinctly on that programme. She treated people appallingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd very happily dropkick Russell Howard

Nooooooooo

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel Edmunds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lee Mack.......twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noel Edmunds"

God yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alan Carr.......twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Russell brand......twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ricky Gervaise

with u on that one"

Ditto, talentless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat"

Jo brand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noel Edmunds

God yes!

Something about him makes my skin crawl

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Russell brand......twat"

He's not even a legend in his own lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Vine

Steve (stuck in the 70’s) Wright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

Jo brand lol "

That's her......twat,her not you,your lovely

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By *rith47Man
over a year ago

Erith

Piers Morgan. No explanation needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That twat on news at 10,he reports on politics Robert preston?.......twat!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Piers Morgan. No explanation needed."

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

Jo brand lol

That's her......twat,her not you,your lovely "

Yeah I am

Don’t you dare say Micky Flanagan or Lee Evans though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

Jo brand lol

That's her......twat,her not you,your lovely

Yeah I am

Don’t you dare say Micky Flanagan or Lee Evans though "

I like them and Sean Locke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

Jo brand lol

That's her......twat,her not you,your lovely

Yeah I am

Don’t you dare say Micky Flanagan or Lee Evans though

I like them and Sean Locke"

Bet you don’t like Tim Vine. I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The big comedienne who hates men.........big twat

Jo brand lol

That's her......twat,her not you,your lovely

Yeah I am

Don’t you dare say Micky Flanagan or Lee Evans though

I like them and Sean Locke

Bet you don’t like Tim Vine. I do "

He's ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not keen on naga munchetty, but I would however lick her all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gino is top.of my list too.

James Corden is pretty high up there too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gino is top.of my list too.

James Corden is pretty high up there too. "

Most women on this thread likes Gino,but you can see past that smarmy grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gino is top.of my list too.

James Corden is pretty high up there too.

Most women on this thread likes Gino,but you can see past that smarmy grin"

I’d lick Gino all over whilst he tells me a story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gino is top.of my list too.

James Corden is pretty high up there too.

Most women on this thread likes Gino,but you can see past that smarmy grin

I’d lick Gino all over whilst he tells me a story

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your tongue would be covered in fake tan

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

All of them on the x factor ... and itv have renewed the contract for another 2 years..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww I love Gino!!

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Corbyn

Katie Hopkins

Nigel Farage "

Z listers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Gino.

Ricky gervais would look good after a drop kick.

Katie price, I wouldn’t do it myself but I’d love to watch another woman kick her

I'd pay to watch that"

That’d be her next money making scheme....on pay per view!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Russell brand "

I said that up there ^^^^^ but we can kick him together,think I've just invented a new fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I wouldn't class a celebrity but Katie Hopkins and Tom Hardy for being a shit actor

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Anyone off Towie

Jamie Oliver

Piers Morgan

Simon Cowell

Robbie Williams

Gordon Ramsey

David Walliams

Chris Evans

Ed Balls

Dianne Abbott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russell brand

I said that up there ^^^^^ but we can kick him together,think I've just invented a new fetish "

Haha.. i missed it sorry but i would happily join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a separate list for all the politicians and especially the ones who end up on reality shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww I love Gino!!

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Corbyn

Katie Hopkins

Nigel Farage "

Madam you have excellent taste in people you’d like to drop kick!

I’d add Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of the loose women.....twats

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"All of the loose women.....twats"

Oh yeah them too. So irritating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the loose women.....twats"

Its a bit of an oxymoron calling them loose considering they can't even crack a smile

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Gordon the cunt Ramsey

Russell retard Brand

Boris bollocks Johnson

Jeremy Jew bashing Corbin

Oh and every twat that’s been on big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spice girls

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"All of the loose women.....twats

Its a bit of an oxymoron calling them loose considering they can't even crack a smile

Haha spot on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patrick bloody Kielty, he gets on my tits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most radio DJs, but especially Tim Westwood and Chris Evans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spice girls "

Twats

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Easy Danny Dyer

no explanation needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy Danny Dyer

no explanation needed."

Danny fackin dyer......twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a "celebrity", but I'd like to wind up a rhino-stopper from somewhere down by my right knee and plant it square on Jose Mourinho's smug, swarthy mediterranean nose.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Johnny Vegas! I never want to hurt anyone but it’s a challenge as far as he’s concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG can’t believe I forgot Jamie Oliver! He’s way above the others on my list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG can’t believe I forgot Jamie Oliver! He’s way above the others on my list. "

Or that spikey haired chef.....bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diane abbot

Piers Morgan

All of the cast of towie, big brother, love Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG can’t believe I forgot Jamie Oliver! He’s way above the others on my list.

Or that spikey haired chef.....bellend"

. I know who you mean I can’t think of his name. Can’t be worse than Jamie though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG can’t believe I forgot Jamie Oliver! He’s way above the others on my list.

Or that spikey haired chef.....bellend

. I know who you mean I can’t think of his name. Can’t be worse than Jamie though. "

Gary Rhodes?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Ricky Gervais

Danny Dyer

Bono

Owen Jones

And I would save my full roundhouse off a cliff "FINISH HIM" move for James Corden, the smug cockwomble.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

James Jordan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coleen Nolan

James Charles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Barlow makes my shit itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graham norton

Proclaimers

Ron weasley

Boss hog

And a special way for the fuck tar, Stuart (I know fuck all about rugby but I am, A smug cunt) Barnes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who is a "reality TV "celebrity"" because they really aren't fucking celebrities

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Phillip Schofield.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mel Gibson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mel Gibson."

Agree

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mel Gibson.

Agree "
Also Tom Cruise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mel Gibson.

Agree Also Tom Cruise."

Wierd scientologist

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Beyonce.

James Corden.

Jimmy Carr.

Robbie Williams.

John Bishop.

Philip Schofield

Holly Willoughby.

Stephen mulhearn

For starters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG can’t believe I forgot Jamie Oliver! He’s way above the others on my list.

Or that spikey haired chef.....bellend

. I know who you mean I can’t think of his name. Can’t be worse than Jamie though.

Gary Rhodes?"

That's the twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beyonce.

James Corden.

Jimmy Carr.

Robbie Williams.

John Bishop.

Philip Schofield

Holly Willoughby.

Stephen mulhearn

For starters. "

I could slap that Stephen mulhearn for 3 weeks solid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gary Barlow makes my shit itch.

shit itch? Is that a Welsh saying ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Beyonce.

James Corden.

Jimmy Carr.

Robbie Williams.

John Bishop.

Philip Schofield

Holly Willoughby.

Stephen mulhearn

For starters.

I could slap that Stephen mulhearn for 3 weeks solid"
just 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie "fuck nut" Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie "fuck nut" Hopkins "

Ahh theres a queue for her...a long one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beyonce.

James Corden.

Jimmy Carr.

Robbie Williams.

John Bishop.

Philip Schofield

Holly Willoughby.

Stephen mulhearn

For starters.

I could slap that Stephen mulhearn for 3 weeks solid"

Are you feeling angry today my lovely. Do you need a hug?

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Literally any of the twunts off geordie shite, towie, etc. Absolute bellends the lot of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie "fuck nut" Hopkins

Ahh theres a queue for her...a long one

Not like me to be at the back of a long queue at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could quite happily kick Nigel Farage until it broke and then risk immeasurable pain and irreparable damage by then walking on it to find my next target- fat faced arsewipe Piers Morgan!

I expect Her Majesty to confer the knighthood shortly afterwards...... for services to dealing with arseholes more efficiently than a proctologist!

I thank you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beyonce.

James Corden.

Jimmy Carr.

Robbie Williams.

John Bishop.

Philip Schofield

Holly Willoughby.

Stephen mulhearn

For starters.

I could slap that Stephen mulhearn for 3 weeks solid

Are you feeling angry today my lovely. Do you need a hug?"

No I'm fine,he's an extra twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giles Fucking Brandreth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gary Barlow makes my shit itch.

shit itch? Is that a Welsh saying ?"

No, it's a MissDreavusism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads

Currently Russel Howard would love to uppercut the cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giles Fucking Brandreth

Utter twat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Noel Gallagher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noel Gallagher."

Really,Liam definitely maybe

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Noel Gallagher.

Really,Liam definitely maybe"
both of them

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