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Ask Siri, why fire trucks are red?

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent haha

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Try asking Siri. If mans not hot

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Try asking Siri. If mans not hot "

What did she say?

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Try asking Siri. If mans not hot "

It said use imodium or for a severe case a bung when I asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask what’s zero divided by zero

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Try asking Siri. If mans not hot

It said use imodium or for a severe case a bung when I asked. "

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By *ishandwantCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Trust me "

That's a true storiy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensational!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have Siri, what does she say?

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Haaaa love I asked a question about queen it started singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Siri if you can call her Jarvis

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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdare

Brilliant

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"I don't have Siri, what does she say?"

Get an iPhone you numpty

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just got my daughter to ask siri what he's doing later. The reply:

"Making a lot of phone calls, this mum person is very popular"

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have siri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have siri, but I have a Sky Q voice remote. I said my favourite swear into it - fuckshitbollockswankcunt, and it came back with "have you tried Tom Cruise movies?"

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Trust me "

That's brilliant. Bonkers but brilliant.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have siri

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have siri"

Google does the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys the cost of paint in the 1800s funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have Siri, what does she say?

Get an iPhone you numpty "

ewww, no way Pedro. I like not having a cracked screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.' "

Is that what Samsung's have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have to ask Google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave me a good giggle

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.'

Is that what Samsung's have?"

No, Cortana is Microsoft's virtual assistant, Siri is Apple's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have siri

Google does the same"

I'm gonna try it now

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ask :-

"Where is a good place to hide a body ?"

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it go on some story about fish and fins, and the fins fighting Russians?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

This has cracked me up

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Type in is this the real life

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