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So Happy Birthday PP! 
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Now come out, come out wherever you are - there's intact balls waiting for you I'm sure | |||
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"Happy Birthday farty bum
Now come out, come out wherever you are - there's intact balls waiting for you I'm sure" | |||
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Have a great day 
Jo&D.Xx | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. " She's masturbating and eating birthday cake. | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. She's masturbating and eating birthday cake." Sounds like a good morning | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. She's masturbating and eating birthday cake. Sounds like a good morning " Doesn't it?! | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. She's masturbating and eating birthday cake." I knew that cake that we left would come in handy...
Don't worry folks, she'll be alomg soon enough... On an entirely separate note, has anyone seen Ruggers today? | |||
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"Yes, it's that time of year again for one fabber in particular and though it may not seem a landmark age, it is the one where she becomes a "40-something" after all!
So Happy Birthday PP!
"Why thank you
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"Happy birthday lovely xx " Cheers beaut. I shall spend it doing fuck all | |||
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"Happy Birthday to you. That year sure wizzed by! Enjoy your celebrations lovely xx "Seems ages ago in one breath and like yesterday in another. It's been a year full of allsorts, loads of memories made, and I'm hoping I'm as happy as I am now on my next one | |||
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"Happy Birthday to you. That year sure wizzed by! Enjoy your celebrations lovely xx
Seems ages ago in one breath and like yesterday in another. It's been a year full of allsorts, loads of memories made, and I'm hoping I'm as happy as I am now on my next one "You might even be happier . Xx
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"Happy birthday lovely x" Ta muchly Macster mwah x | |||
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"Happy birfday!! Have a great one! " It's not too bad so far I must admit. Will be better once the postman arrives | |||
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"Happy birthday TT. Hope you have a wonderful day xx" Awww thanks Doc. You sent me any snake oil? | |||
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"Happy Birthday "So far it is, and for that I'm thankful | |||
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"Happy birthday x" Thank you beautiful lady x | |||
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"Happy birthday. Your catching me "You being cryongenically frozen... tis the only way I'll catch ya! | |||
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"Happy birthday "Thanking you most kindly | |||
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"Happy birthday have a good one ?? " No question about it | |||
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"Happy Birthday gorgeous. I’m sure you’ll be along later naughty girl xxx
Have a great day! X"Here I am, here I am, how do you do. Thanks darl *blows kiss* | |||
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"Happy birthday " Thank youuuuuu | |||
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"Happy birthday "Cheers seniorita | |||
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"Happy birthday TT. Hope you have a wonderful day xx Awww thanks Doc. You sent me any snake oil?" I'll need help with the production | |||
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"Happy birthday gorgeous x" Cheers PP, from PP | |||
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"Happy Birthday my darling. Hope you have a lovely day xx" Much appreciated, I'm having a lazy one I must be honest. Getting old and all that jazz, it's exhausting  | |||
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"Happy Birthday lovely lady , have a simply jolly day x x x" Ta Taffster, I'll take a high 5 from pooch if he'd be so kind x | |||
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"Happy Birthday Princess xx" Where the fuck has the bear gone? 
I'm speechless.
Thank you xx | |||
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"Happy Birthday Lovely xx" Much appreciated darl, you're bloody ace you are. X | |||
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"Happy birthday gorgeous Have a bouncy happy great day" Trump X | |||
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"Happy birthday" Most kind of you | |||
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"Happy getting spoilt Birthday xx" Dunno about spoilt, I'm getting squished by the dog tho, and dog cuddles are awesome | |||
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"Happy birthday x" Thank you | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/11/18 10:54:21]" I can't spell! Happy birthday Peach..hope it is wonderful | |||
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"Happy Birthday farty bum
Now come out, come out wherever you are - there's intact balls waiting for you I'm sure"I was preoccupied in organising my own surprise party. I've not sent any invites out coz then I'd know who was coming and that would take away the element of surprise. Logical 
Thank you wise owl.
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"Happy birthday lovely, hope you have a wonderful day x "Thank you most kindly xx | |||
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"Happy Birthday Princess xx Where the fuck has the bear gone?
I'm speechless.
Thank you xx"I’m sure he’ll be back soon pp | |||
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"Have a Peachy Birthday Princess xx" Play me a time dammit. You weren't looking were you, I said thank you in sign language What a waste | |||
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Have a cracking day me lovely. | |||
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"Have a Peachy Birthday Princess xx Play me a tune dammit. You weren't looking were you, I said thank you in sign language What a waste " Spelling mistake rectified by birthday girl | |||
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"Happy birthday lovely best one. What a year! New pages and adventures await my darling. Enjoy your special day, love you! xx"Its been a rollercoaster and half eh? I do hope so, and I do like adventures. Love you | |||
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"Happy birthday lovely best one. What a year! New pages and adventures await my darling. Enjoy your special day, love you! xx
Its been a rollercoaster and half eh? I do hope so, and I do like adventures.
Love you "I think it'll be bliss xx | |||
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"Hippy bathday, and up yer bum. x" I only have a shower but would love a bath with candles and flowers right now, and who knows, maybe something up my bum | |||
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"Is she sleeping???" I wish! | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. " I'm here, at home, and I thank you | |||
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"Happy birthday Hobbity one. Xxx" Why thank you Legolas, won't you strike me with your arrow? | |||
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"Happy Birthday
Have a great day
Jo&D.Xx" thanking you ta very much like | |||
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. She's masturbating and eating birthday cake." Fuck, I forgot to move that cake. | |||
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"Happy birthday Princess P hope you have a great day xx" Thank you! I might treat myself to a dirty kebab later with lashings of chilli sauce, or I might just masturbate some more | |||
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"Happy birthday gorgeous lady. " Tank you me deary | |||
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"Happy birthday xx"You gonna give me a swish of your wand and create some magic? | |||
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"Happy birthday Princess P hope you have a great day xx Thank you! I might treat myself to a dirty kebab later with lashings of chilli sauce, or I might just masturbate some more " With the kebab? not sure the chilli sauce is a good idea then?
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"Happy birthday, where ever you are, what ever you’re doing. She's masturbating and eating birthday cake. I knew that cake that we left would come in handy...
Don't worry folks, she'll be alomg soon enough... On an entirely separate note, has anyone seen Ruggers today?"It's on the top shelf... I can't fucking reach it | |||
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"Happy Birthday beautiful xx"Thank you precious one xx | |||
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"Happy Birthday darling xx" Cheers angel, much appreciated Mwah xx | |||
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"Happy Birthday to you. That year sure wizzed by! Enjoy your celebrations lovely xx
Seems ages ago in one breath and like yesterday in another. It's been a year full of allsorts, loads of memories made, and I'm hoping I'm as happy as I am now on my next one
You might even be happier . Xx
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"Happy birthday TT. Hope you have a wonderful day xx Awww thanks Doc. You sent me any snake oil? I'll need help with the production "Pervert | |||
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"Happy birthday gorgeous x" Thank you sweet x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/11/18 10:54:21] I can't spell! Happy birthday Peach..hope it is wonderful " Thank you. X | |||
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"Happy birthday to the other PP.
Have a cracking day me lovely."Eggs or arses? Cheers me dear, it's not too bad at all so far. Postman delivered a little something that made my eyes leak. | |||
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"Happy birthday el Peachy one "Cheers dude, you sending me chocolate? I've not had a yorkie in years | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday top drawer fabber Happy birthday to you xx" Is that like on the top shelf of the magazine rack? Thank youuuuuu | |||
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"Happy birthday gorgeous Have a bouncy happy great day Trump X" | |||
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"Many happy returns beautiful lady xxx May thy birthday cake prove mighty! "We're unsure if he can make it today, but he did message to wish me a wonderful one
Thanking you x | |||
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"Happy birthday, have a good day x"I intend to Shag, I've waited patiently for 52 weeks for this day | |||
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"Happy birthday Princess P hope you have a great day xx Thank you! I might treat myself to a dirty kebab later with lashings of chilli sauce, or I might just masturbate some more With the kebab? not sure the chilli sauce is a good idea then?
Have a fine day whatever you do "That might sting somewhat. I'm just going with the flow. Day off work and chilling Thank you x | |||
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"Happy birthday . Have a great day week month year xx" Fingers and toes crossed, thank you x | |||
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"Happy birthday to yoooooooouu xxxx" I live in a zooooooo Ta mukka x | |||
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"Happy birthday have a nice day xxx" Much appreciated, I am very relaxed so all is well x | |||
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"Happy birthday el Peachy one
Cheers dude, you sending me chocolate? I've not had a yorkie in years "It would be rude not to with the Rowntree factory just around the corner! | |||
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"Happy birthday el Peachy one
Cheers dude, you sending me chocolate? I've not had a yorkie in years
It would be rude not to with the Rowntree factory just around the corner! "I agree! | |||
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"Happy birthday "Cheers me dears, you gonna pop your flower in my vase for the day? | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday top drawer fabber Happy birthday to you xx Is that like on the top shelf of the magazine rack? Thank youuuuuu "Top drawer is Scouse for Beautiful x | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday top drawer fabber Happy birthday to you xx Is that like on the top shelf of the magazine rack? Thank youuuuuu
Top drawer is Scouse for Beautiful x"Well in that case, double thank you! | |||
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"Happy birthday TT. Hope you have a wonderful day xx Awww thanks Doc. You sent me any snake oil? I'll need help with the production
Pervert "Qui moi? | |||
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"Happy birthday TT. Hope you have a wonderful day xx Awww thanks Doc. You sent me any snake oil? I'll need help with the production
Pervert Qui moi? "Always! | |||
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"Happy Birthday Pretty Lady xx" Thank you sweet xx | |||
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"Happy birthday..Princess. x" Much appreciated, thank you xx | |||
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"Happy birthday miss peach" Cheers sugar x | |||
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"Happy birthday xx
You gonna give me a swish of your wand and create some magic? "Oh of course! Hopefully make your dreams come true xxx | |||
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"Happy birthday lovely lady... I wish you endless laughter... and miles of bubble wrap to dance on xxx"Ohhh you Thank you. I've had a giggle thus far, I'm sure later there will be more. Fucking love bubble wrap. I'll need to dance on it to the tune of "stutter rap", was it Mike and the Mechanics? | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach. Is all the cake gone?" There was a slice, it's in the top shelf in my spare room though which could be an issue | |||
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"Happy Birthday. Have a brilliant day. X" All I can think about is food and flicking ones bean. | |||
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"Happy birthday xx
You gonna give me a swish of your wand and create some magic?
Oh of course! Hopefully make your dreams come true xxx"Yaaaaaaay | |||
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"Happy Birthday. Have a brilliant day. X All I can think about is food and flicking ones bean." Haha. I love you you’re ace | |||
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"Happy Birthday. Have a brilliant day. X All I can think about is food and flicking ones bean. Haha. I love you you’re ace " it'll be a posh one, fresh sheets, scented candles. No expense spared. Might even tell myself I love me to really tip me over the edge | |||
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"Happy Birthday. Have a brilliant day. X All I can think about is food and flicking ones bean. Haha. I love you you’re ace
it'll be a posh one, fresh sheets, scented candles. No expense spared. Might even tell myself I love me to really tip me over the edge " . Go for it! It’s your birthday ffs | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x" Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. | |||
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"Happy birthday Princess P hope you have a great day xx Thank you! I might treat myself to a dirty kebab later with lashings of chilli sauce, or I might just masturbate some more " Chilli sauce my friend? I can't eat kebab without thinking of you... | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank." Come to Cardiff we’ll go for cocktails | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank." Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... | |||
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"Happy birthday" Thanking you | |||
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"Happy birthday Princess P hope you have a great day xx Thank you! I might treat myself to a dirty kebab later with lashings of chilli sauce, or I might just masturbate some more Chilli sauce my friend? I can't eat kebab without thinking of you..." It's doesn't even refer to my poontang.... which oddly enough is covered in salad and mint mayo | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Come to Cardiff we’ll go for cocktails " Let me just hop in my chopper good man. Be there in a jiffy. | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way..." It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie. | |||
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"Happy birthday, hope you have a fantastic day "It's my intention, thank you | |||
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"Happy birthday sweetheart hope you get what you wish for and much more x" Somtimes fairytales come true, so I'll wish upon a star and cross my fingers n toes, thank you xx | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie." Hassan the reliable does not sound like he's a hunk so the pizza better be good. | |||
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"hApPy bIrThDaY Missus, and up yer bum "Thanks Alice, much appreciated *brrrrrrrrpfffttt* My bum said thanks too | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie. Hassan the reliable does not sound like he's a hunk so the pizza better be good." Ohhhh it's out for delivery. Hassan must have the day off and I've got MD the reliable today. Not met this one before. | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie. Hassan the reliable does not sound like he's a hunk so the pizza better be good. Ohhhh it's out for delivery. Hassan must have the day off and I've got MD the reliable today. Not met this one before. " I can confirm MD was lacking hunkiness, he was reliable though as I'm currently munching on a Mexican fiesta and all the topping is in the right place | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie. Hassan the reliable does not sound like he's a hunk so the pizza better be good. Ohhhh it's out for delivery. Hassan must have the day off and I've got MD the reliable today. Not met this one before. I can confirm MD was lacking hunkiness, he was reliable though as I'm currently munching on a Mexican fiesta and all the topping is in the right place " Well I suppose reliable is a good thing where pizza delivery is concerned,so enjoy it. | |||
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"Happy birthday Peach have a great day x Ta lovey, I'm celebrating with pizza. Was gonna be a kebab but I'm too lazy to go out so I've just ordered a dominos deal. Once I've clammed that I'll probably need a full belly nap, then a wank. Make sure you get them to stick a big fat lit candle on top and for it to be delivered by some hunky bugger in a thong it's the only way Peach,it's the only way... It'll be Hassan the reliable. It's always Hassan the reliable, apparently he's faster than an 8 legged racehorse. I think they lie. Hassan the reliable does not sound like he's a hunk so the pizza better be good. Ohhhh it's out for delivery. Hassan must have the day off and I've got MD the reliable today. Not met this one before. I can confirm MD was lacking hunkiness, he was reliable though as I'm currently munching on a Mexican fiesta and all the topping is in the right place Well I suppose reliable is a good thing where pizza delivery is concerned,so enjoy it." Stuffed n sleepy | |||
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"Happy birthday lovey x hope you have a great day " Been relaxing and lovely so far, thank you xx | |||
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"Happy birthday " Thank you, and welcome once again to forumville | |||
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"Happy Birthday. Have a brilliant day. X All I can think about is food and flicking ones bean. Haha. I love you you’re ace
it'll be a posh one, fresh sheets, scented candles. No expense spared. Might even tell myself I love me to really tip me over the edge " | |||
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I can't say I'm surprised birthday girl!
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"Happy Birthday." Thank you. I just woke up from a big nap. | |||
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"Happy Birthday, hope you have a fab day x" Been very lazy, bloody lush. Thank you | |||
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"Nearly a full thread too...Aren't we a popular bunny..?
I can't say I'm surprised birthday girl!
x"It's coz I've replied to all the comments, fattened the thread up somewhat. I'm sure there's 1 or 2 who'd have sent me a dog turd wrapped in anthrax if they'd got the opportunity. | |||
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"Happy birthday Peachy " Cheers darl, long time no see. | |||
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"Happy birthday, Ms Peach. Is it right that we can all give you birthday snogs here? "I've not had a single birthday snog this far! Pucker up buttercup | |||
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