FabSwingers.com forum: If it's Thursday it's the PinkSwing Rant Day Thread.

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

In the absence of our usual hosts who are otherwise engaged......

Let 'er rip tater chip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorway “cut in right at the front when there’s a queue on the slip road” cunts. And the people who actually let them in. Cunts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unusually for me- I want to rant about cancer and how hard grief is.

It's exactly a year since I lost my Dad, and even though we weren't particularly close, it seems to be getting harder for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unusually for me- I want to rant about cancer and how hard grief is.

It's exactly a year since I lost my Dad, and even though we weren't particularly close, it seems to be getting harder for some reason.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Unusually for me- I want to rant about cancer and how hard grief is.

It's exactly a year since I lost my Dad, and even though we weren't particularly close, it seems to be getting harder for some reason.

Endorsed.

Understood.

Empathise.

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Sending hugs.....

#bastarddisease

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Motorway “cut in right at the front when there’s a queue on the slip road” cunts. And the people who actually let them in. Cunts!

I hear you brother!

You're having the stamp of approval all day long for that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cold. I was ok with that, I accepted my fate.

I feel better.

But the bloody tickly throat and cough won't leave and it's driving me insane!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming on the forums to see it's been flooded with threads from the same attention seeking person

Comming on the forum and getting followed round by curtain users commenting on your every post

And don't get me started about reporting somebody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The John Lewis Xmas advert, was looking forward to that, by all accounts it’s an Elton John tribute

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I had a cold. I was ok with that, I accepted my fate.

I feel better.

But the bloody tickly throat and cough won't leave and it's driving me insane!!! "

Would it help if I cradled your head in my hands, gently tilting your neck and lightly kissing it better?

It's either that or a Lemsip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on the forums to see it's been flooded with threads from the same attention seeking person

Comming on the forum and getting followed round by curtain users commenting on your every post

And don't get me started about reporting somebody"

The curtain users commenting on your every post part,is so annoying but didn’t have the minerals to post it couldn’t be bothered to read the hate nail that would follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even looking at my towel in the gym

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Coming on the forums to see it's been flooded with threads from the same attention seeking person

Comming on the forum and getting followed round by curtain users commenting on your every post

And don't get me started about reporting somebody"

Threads and people who grind your gears are easily avoided.

Curtain twitches we can do nothing about other than ignore.

The report functions there for a reason.

The adjudication panel regret to inform you that your Rant has failed to meet an adequate scoring criteria and is therefore disallowed.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The knobs in parliament who have totally ignored the people who put them there when it came to leaving the EU.

How can agreeing to be governed by EU law until 2030 make democracy in this country worth a jot?

Rant over.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Coming on the forums to see it's been flooded with threads from the same attention seeking person

Comming on the forum and getting followed round by curtain users commenting on your every post

And don't get me started about reporting somebody

The curtain users commenting on your every post part,is so annoying but didn’t have the minerals to post it couldn’t be bothered to read the hate nail that would follow

Approved for use of the minerals adjective alone.

It's a long time since I heard that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously that guy looks at my towel again I’m jumping him

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The knobs in parliament who have totally ignored the people who put them there when it came to leaving the EU.

How can agreeing to be governed by EU law until 2030 make democracy in this country worth a jot?

Rant over."

On the flipside it could take years to untangle us from the legalities we've become entwined in since we joined.

And it gives Government time to do their due diligence and it right.

Your Rant gains approval by democratic process though.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Seriously that guy looks at my towel again I’m jumping him

Just give him the towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously that guy looks at my towel again I’m jumping him

Just give him the towel.

Never it’s too tasteless to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on the forums to see it's been flooded with threads from the same attention seeking person

Comming on the forum and getting followed round by curtain users commenting on your every post

And don't get me started about reporting somebody

Threads and people who grind your gears are easily avoided.

Curtain twitches we can do nothing about other than ignore.

The report functions there for a reason.

The adjudication panel regret to inform you that your Rant has failed to meet an adequate scoring criteria and is therefore disallowed.

Thanks mate

have a good day People X

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I have to fly home to a dull existence in a Yorkshire mining town from a beautiful mountain retreat in Italy today, and i have a middle seat...im a fatty and i have a fucking middle seat...probs between two other fatty's, one probs the same d*unk sweaty scouser as on the way here...kill me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to fly home to a dull existence in a Yorkshire mining town from a beautiful mountain retreat in Italy today, and i have a middle seat...im a fatty and i have a fucking middle seat...probs between two other fatty's, one probs the same d*unk sweaty scouser as on the way here...kill me now! "

Batter the scouser at the airport

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think we can approve this one.

Holiday sounds idyllic.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Batter the scouser at the airport "

Ive never had battered scouser...bit of gravy and it'll be reet! X

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I think we can approve this one.

Holiday sounds idyllic. "

I thank you...its been wonderful! X

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think we can approve this one.

Holiday sounds idyllic.

I thank you...its been wonderful! X"

I feel like ranting that other than 3 days in the cotswolds last year, I haven't had a holiday in 8 years.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batter the scouser at the airport

Ive never had battered scouser...bit of gravy and it'll be reet! X"

Put him on a barm cake

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who don't understand slip roads. Either the ones who try and enter the motorway/dual carriage way at about 33mph. Or those on the main road who rather than change lanes, put the anchors on and let the slip road driver merge in front, when there was no need at all.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Batter the scouser at the airport

Ive never had battered scouser...bit of gravy and it'll be reet! X"
is this a Scottish delicacy

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"People who don't understand slip roads. Either the ones who try and enter the motorway/dual carriage way at about 33mph. Or those on the main road who rather than change lanes, put the anchors on and let the slip road driver merge in front, when there was no need at all. "

Another one that gets approved all day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers that change their mind. Again. And want it done now.

Yes, it blooody well is going to be an extra to change it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hungry and I’m tired

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Customers that change their mind. Again. And want it done now.

Yes, it blooody well is going to be an extra to change it!! "

I feel your pain.

Approved.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m hungry and I’m tired

In order for the panel to deliberate more information required.

Self inflicted tiredness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hungry and I’m tired

In order for the panel to deliberate more information required.

Self inflicted tiredness?"

Nope, not self inflicted at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyones an arsehole today.,

Well, everyone on the roads in wiltshire!!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m hungry and I’m tired

In order for the panel to deliberate more information required.

Self inflicted tiredness?

Nope, not self inflicted at all"

In which case, approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hungry and I’m tired

In order for the panel to deliberate more information required.

Self inflicted tiredness?

Nope, not self inflicted at all

In which case, approved.

Thanks I’m off for a nap now

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Everyones an arsehole today.,

Well, everyone on the roads in wiltshire!!"

Taint just Wiltshire.

I'm often on the A350 and they all drive in a world of their own.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m hungry and I’m tired

In order for the panel to deliberate more information required.

Self inflicted tiredness?

Nope, not self inflicted at all

In which case, approved.

Thanks I’m off for a nap now

Sweet dreamzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no rants....

If I did they wouldn't change anything

Have a happy day.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have no rants....

If I did they wouldn't change anything

Have a happy day."

Only makes you feel better for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one, BFs who ply you with cheap booze and takeaway in an attempt to get you to do the things you only do when d*unk.

Mainly because it works every fucking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one, BFs who ply you with cheap booze and takeaway in an attempt to get you to do the things you only do when d*unk.

Mainly because it works every fucking time

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let me get you a double while we walk to the Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one, BFs who ply you with cheap booze and takeaway in an attempt to get you to do the things you only do when d*unk.

Mainly because it works every fucking time

let me get you a double while we walk to the Chinese

A double? Hmmm says a lot about your alcohol tolerance. Make it a triple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one, BFs who ply you with cheap booze and takeaway in an attempt to get you to do the things you only do when d*unk.

Mainly because it works every fucking time

let me get you a double while we walk to the Chinese

A double? Hmmm says a lot about your alcohol tolerance. Make it a triple

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deal, you do the drinking il do the buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one, BFs who ply you with cheap booze and takeaway in an attempt to get you to do the things you only do when d*unk.

Mainly because it works every fucking time

let me get you a double while we walk to the Chinese

A double? Hmmm says a lot about your alcohol tolerance. Make it a triple

deal, you do the drinking il do the buying

You cad

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I ranted on the job thread - ooooppsss

But had a mid year discussion that was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, aparantley I haven’t taken anything on board since my end of year in March.(actually in June)

I have actually but I felt like saying when you have 3 times more work to do, no one to delegate too, no support and being outed in meetings about fuckups that you were not trained in or explained anything about

Also when you off for nearly half of October, half of June and covering shit on your own for August as your line manger is on holiday, I was like well when am I supposed to do to get these things done

What my people manger doesn’t see is the ownership of meetings, regular updates and flexibility to work outside of working hours that I have taken on board, and driven. Oh well today is another today. I suppose I can spare 45 mins evry Thursday to go to vat catch up meetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ranted on the job thread - ooooppsss

But had a mid year discussion that was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, aparantley I haven’t taken anything on board since my end of year in March.(actually in June)

Going postal works in America, just saying

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I ranted on the job thread - ooooppsss

But had a mid year discussion that was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, aparantley I haven’t taken anything on board since my end of year in March.(actually in June)

Approved.

All.

Day.

Fucking.

Long.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

There there ranters. Sshhhh. A nice motorboat of my tits will calm you right down!

No rants here. However if no one motorboats me I’m gonna go mental

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"There there ranters. Sshhhh. A nice motorboat of my tits will calm you right down!

No rants here. However if no one motorboats me I’m gonna go mental

Happy to help

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There there ranters. Sshhhh. A nice motorboat of my tits will calm you right down!

No rants here. However if no one motorboats me I’m gonna go mental

Bubbalubbalubbalubbabubba.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's still Thursday, this still counts! Bringing others down to raise another/others up. Eurgh. Can't fucking stand it.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

[Removed by poster at 15/11/18 23:01:49]

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ignore that ^ looked like I was sticking up for the people you ranted about

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"There there ranters. Sshhhh. A nice motorboat of my tits will calm you right down!

No rants here. However if no one motorboats me I’m gonna go mental

Thanks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Work rotas getting changed, and nobody having the intelligence to inform folks...

It's a weekly occurance at one of my jobs.

Tonight PJ's, fluffy socks, face mask, hair gunked up with intensive conditioner.

Snuggled up on the settee, Marvel marathon night with my son then get call asking why I've not turned up for my shift that started 20mins earlier!

Aaaaaaargh!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Work rotas getting changed, and nobody having the intelligence to inform folks...

It's a weekly occurance at one of my jobs.

Tonight PJ's, fluffy socks, face mask, hair gunked up with intensive conditioner.

Snuggled up on the settee, Marvel marathon night with my son then get call asking why I've not turned up for my shift that started 20mins earlier!

Aaaaaaargh! "

Belatedly approved.

Thread closed.

Come back soon PinkSwing.

Pleeeeeeeeeese.

How you do this on a weekly basis is beyond me. I couldn't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then "

You tell 'em fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then

You tell 'em fella! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then

You tell 'em fella!

Pink says so, don’t get her started

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then

You tell 'em fella!

Pink says so, don’t get her started

Yep. The big boss spoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their was nothing on I wanted to watch at cinema earlier I mean I ask you

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck said Thursday is rant day anyway, I'll rant whenever I want,ok then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can I rant?"

Course you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I rant?

Course you can."

Big spots. Spots that are big, but don't require a squeezing. I don't get to release the pressure. I don't get a satisfying squirt. And I don't get a smaller spot after a satisfactory squirt. I just have a big spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Squeezed out by poster at 16/11/18 23:30:49]"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Can I rant?

Course you can.

Where is your spot Jim?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can I rant?

Course you can.

Apologies Jim, I only just spotted this........

I can squeeze in one last minute approval.

Next time can you pop in a bit earlier.

Otherwise people will think you're taking the puss.

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