FabSwingers.com forum: Best Chat Up Lines

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

I have a 'friend', he's too shy to post, anyone got any good, sure fire chat up lines for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while d*unk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'

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By *etish fun and frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Well as shallow as it sounds a sincere "wow you look great" always goes down well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you looking to eat the next scone i treat ya to, or just wear it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come let me swallow you whole

women to a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do You have Webcam?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you looking to eat the next scone i treat ya to, or just wear it ?

that wasn't a chat up line btw - just a general comment to the OP

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while d*unk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'"

Love it

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"are you looking to eat the next scone i treat ya to, or just wear it ?

that wasn't a chat up line btw - just a general comment to the OP

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

You have 276 bones in your body young lady! Do you want another one?

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"You have 276 bones in your body young lady! Do you want another one?

Like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs....what time do they open xx

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pants.....because I can sure see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a fat bird you don't sweat a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets play pearl harbour....I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a door i'd bang you all night xxx

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Lets play pearl harbour....I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

xxx"

To whom it may concern, this is ideal for you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Have you got any lancashire in you? Do you want some?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a bingo caller give me ya number and I'll call you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Grabs arse* Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets play pearl harbour....I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

xxx

To whom it may concern, this is ideal for you

I like to give back all I receive and more, so 'Pearl Harbour' away - as long as you're ready for the Battle of Midway that is likely to follow !

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Do you have anything else in the salad drawer...

worked for Sir

Here let me help you with your grip(whilst playing pool)

worked for kev

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Do you know the difference tween sex and a chicken leg??

No?? Do ya wanna come on a picnic

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Nice legs...

What time do they open.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Fancy a fuck.... well do you mind lying down while I have 1??

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

My face is leaving in 2 mins... be on it

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I wish you were a door,

so I could "bang" you all day long!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Do ya like chicken...... suck this its fowl

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley

"Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

It depends on how good your imagination is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a diver, they call me muff.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If you were a lolly, I would be licking you all night.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If you were a lolly, I would be licking you all night.

My chat up line to you would be, apparently i have 276 bones in my body would you like to help me look for the 70 i didnt know i had

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Nice legs....what time do they open xx"

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I used to be a bingo caller give me ya number and I'll call you.

that's a funny one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

names Bond... Uni Bond, ive come to fill your crack in

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

ever eat salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever eat salad

thats a chat up line? curious at what your insults would be lol

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

Him - You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime. Her - No, thanks. Him - Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit; I did...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The antibiotics have cleared up the STI now, so lets have sex baby!

(Only use this one for comic effect for someone you are not interested in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Lets go upstairs and talk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M:"Lets order a pizza and have sex"

F:"No"

M:"What? you don't like pizza?!?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you spit or swallow?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

You don't sweat much for a fat lass. Z

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while d*unk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The antibiotics have cleared up the STI now, so lets have sex baby!

(Only use this one for comic effect for someone you are not interested in!

You've used that twice on me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be nasty, show us your pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Me: Hey, hun, where ya been all my life?

Her: I wasn't even born for half of it

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

going ugly early get your coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clean chat up line....

Go up to a person and ask "How heavy is a Polar Bear?"

They answer "I dunno"

You say "I dunno know either but it breaks the ice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are your knickers felt?"

"No"

"would you like them to be?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or unfertilised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ...99% of the time we havent so a win win situation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Jack and I'd love to lift your mini

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