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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Perfect man.....

Mine would be in no particular order:-

Nice six pack

Beard

Nice bum

Muscly arms

Nice eyes

Clean and fresh

Ladies over to you....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oloving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closing my eyes! That’s gonna sting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 out of 6..

I'll get my coat..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Perfect man.....

Mine would be in no particular order:-

Nice six pack

Beard

Nice bum

Muscly arms

Nice eyes

Clean and fresh

Ladies over to you....

Blimey! It’s me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour

Tall

Nice eyes

Nice face

Great personality

Sense of humour (yes again)

Doesn't take things too seriously

Kinky fucker

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Perfect man.....

Mine would be in no particular order:-

Nice six pack

Beard

Nice bum

Muscly arms

Nice eyes

Clean and fresh

Ladies over to you....

Sorry I'm washing my hair

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Sense of humour

Able to banter

Nice bum

Nice everything

Being the same chatty self after sex as they were before sex..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Again in no particular order:

Over 6ft

Stocky

Big strong arms

Full lips

Stylish

Kind

Funny

Solvent

Girthy

Able to cook

Smells great

I could go on but I'm starting to feel depressed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with a brain and a filthy imagination.. I don't ask for much lol

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Perfect man.....

Mine would be in no particular order:-

Nice six pack

Beard

Nice bum

Muscly arms

Nice eyes

Clean and fresh

Ladies over to you....

So essentially me.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"A guy with a brain and a filthy imagination.. I don't ask for much lol"

So essentially me

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Again in no particular order:

Over 6ft

Stocky

Big strong arms

Full lips

Stylish

Kind

Funny

Solvent

Girthy

Able to cook

Smells great

I could go on but I'm starting to feel depressed!!!

Me again. But an inch shorter

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Sense of humour

Able to banter

Nice bum

Nice everything

Being the same chatty self after sex as they were before sex.."

You all want me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly eyes, cheeky smile and a kinky mind.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Respectful

Kinky

Laid back

Poly

Non jealous

Great soh

Animal lover

Submissive

Foot fetishist

Gallant

Cheeky grin/eye glint

Local

Affectionate

Loyal

Honest

Social

Wow... I really am asking alot!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Sense of humour

Tall

Nice eyes

Nice face

Great personality

Sense of humour (yes again)

Doesn't take things too seriously

Kinky fucker

Fuck!!! Another one

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

One with a pulse and can mist a mirror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see him when i look in the mirror

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Sense of humour

Able to banter

Nice bum

Nice everything

Being the same chatty self after sex as they were before sex..

You all want me!!"

Mmm black pudding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again in no particular order:

Over 6ft

Stocky

Big strong arms

Full lips

Stylish

Kind

Funny

Solvent

Girthy

Able to cook

Smells great

I could go on but I'm starting to feel depressed!!!

7 out of 11. My odds are improving, but sadly not with you. You forgot your geographical limits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again in no particular order:

Over 6ft

Stocky

Big strong arms

Full lips

Stylish

Kind

Funny

Solvent

Girthy

Able to cook

Smells great

I could go on but I'm starting to feel depressed!!!

Fail on 2 damn it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

self aware that he is a Dominant.

emotionally available

mutual preferences

honest, communicative and committed to an unfolding dynamic

wants and can have sex, with his kink.

encourages me to purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent

Funny

Tall

Broad shouldered

Thick thighs

No beard or tash

Nice eyes

Nice smile

A gentleman with a naughty side

Good kisser

Own hair and own teeth

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Honest enough to be trusted,

Gentle but with a firm hand when needed,

Animal lover,

Laid back,

Earns his own money,

Doesn’t mind a clumsy bitch,

And a high sex drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again in no particular order:

Over 6ft

Stocky

Big strong arms

Full lips

Stylish

Kind

Funny

Solvent

Girthy

Able to cook

Smells great

I could go on but I'm starting to feel depressed!!!

Sometimes I wish I was 6ft. I was hoping 5 11" was tall enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest enough to be trusted,

Gentle but with a firm hand when needed,

Animal lover,

Laid back,

Earns his own money,

Doesn’t mind a clumsy bitch,

And a high sex drive

That pull my finger hes perfect. "
well thanks for saying so

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I said it was oloving at the beginning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent

Funny

Tall

Broad shouldered

Thick thighs

No beard or tash

Nice eyes

Nice smile

A gentleman with a naughty side

Good kisser

Own hair and own teeth

Full house. Get your coat, you've pulled...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent

Funny

Tall

Broad shouldered

Thick thighs

No beard or tash

Nice eyes

Nice smile

A gentleman with a naughty side

Good kisser

Own hair and own teeth

Full house. Get your coat, you've pulled...

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sense of humour

Able to banter

Nice bum

Nice everything

Being the same chatty self after sex as they were before sex..

You all want me!!"

Mr Wiggins with a username like that I’m at the front of the queue......

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Having read all of these lists I can come to one conclusion. I am SOL.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Having read all of these lists I can come to one conclusion. I am SOL.

SOL??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read all of these lists I can come to one conclusion. I am SOL.

SOL?? "
so outta luck

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Having read all of these lists I can come to one conclusion. I am SOL.

SOL?? "

Shit Outta Luck

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

"
omg you've never met me how did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich

Generous

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

omg you've never met me how did you know? "

Haha, get over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

"
that would be a reflection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one looking for a mythomaniacal, coitophobic, shit-swinging wankshaft then?

Thought not...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No one looking for a mythomaniacal, coitophobic, shit-swinging wankshaft then?

Thought not..."

You had me at mythomaniacal...

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one looking for a mythomaniacal, coitophobic, shit-swinging wankshaft then?

Thought not..."

Witch Doctor there is someone for everyone....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

6'1

Short hair

Nice teeth

Small belly button

Cab be a barm pot when in barm pot company

Highly sexed

Eloquent

Intelligent

Makes me feel comfortable with who I am

Knows how to graft

Imaginative

Appreciative

Level headed, but willing to see things from the perspectives of others and take them into consideration

Adores snuggles

Doesn't feel the need to follow the crowd

Supportive, yet will tell you if you're being a dick

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one looking for a mythomaniacal, coitophobic, shit-swinging wankshaft then?

Thought not...

You had me at mythomaniacal...

You must be a mythomaniac too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

that would be a reflection "

I don't have a reflection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

omg you've never met me how did you know?

Haha, get over here "
now? Right now? Damnit I can't I'm being virile and tactile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one looking for a mythomaniacal, coitophobic, shit-swinging wankshaft then?

Thought not...

Witch Doctor there is someone for everyone....

Another myth

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

that would be a reflection

I don't have a reflection!

That means you’re a ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6'1

Short hair

Nice teeth

Small belly button

Cab be a barm pot when in barm pot company

Highly sexed

Eloquent

Intelligent

Makes me feel comfortable with who I am

Knows how to graft

Imaginative

Appreciative

Level headed, but willing to see things from the perspectives of others and take them into consideration

Adores snuggles

Doesn't feel the need to follow the crowd

Supportive, yet will tell you if you're being a dick

Honest

Short hair???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

that would be a reflection

I don't have a reflection!

That means you’re a ghost

"
vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just look in the mirror, a picture paints a thousand words!

that would be a reflection

I don't have a reflection!

That means you’re a ghost

vampire "

Glad you corrected her!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

omg you've never met me how did you know?

Haha, get over here now? Right now? Damnit I can't I'm being virile and tactile "

And they say men can't multi task!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taller than me

Virile

Tactile

Funny

Respectful

omg you've never met me how did you know?

Haha, get over here now? Right now? Damnit I can't I'm being virile and tactile

And they say men can't multi task!"
who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taller than me

Kind

Funny

Smells amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taller than me

Kind

Funny

Smells amazing

"
omg you've never met me how did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pulse."
as in marrow?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"6'1

Short hair

Nice teeth

Small belly button

Cab be a barm pot when in barm pot company

Highly sexed

Eloquent

Intelligent

Makes me feel comfortable with who I am

Knows how to graft

Imaginative

Appreciative

Level headed, but willing to see things from the perspectives of others and take them into consideration

Adores snuggles

Doesn't feel the need to follow the crowd

Supportive, yet will tell you if you're being a dick

Honest

Short hair???

I do actually like long hair as you well know, but I don't think he'll grow it for me.

Besides, my plug hole would need unblocking every fucking day if there was another with hair like mine using it daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pulse."

That's me out, apparently I'm heartless, according to the ex!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Has a pulse.

That's me out, apparently I'm heartless, according to the ex!

Mr Grumpy I have my violin out right now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6'1

Short hair

Nice teeth

Small belly button

Cab be a barm pot when in barm pot company

Highly sexed

Eloquent

Intelligent

Makes me feel comfortable with who I am

Knows how to graft

Imaginative

Appreciative

Level headed, but willing to see things from the perspectives of others and take them into consideration

Adores snuggles

Doesn't feel the need to follow the crowd

Supportive, yet will tell you if you're being a dick

Honest

Short hair???

I do actually like long hair as you well know, but I don't think he'll grow it for me.

Besides, my plug hole would need unblocking every fucking day if there was another with hair like mine using it daily.

Yeah, that's true, I used to live with three women, it was a fucking nightmare. And the hair in the plug hole was a bastard too.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"6'1

Short hair

Nice teeth

Small belly button

Cab be a barm pot when in barm pot company

Highly sexed

Eloquent

Intelligent

Makes me feel comfortable with who I am

Knows how to graft

Imaginative

Appreciative

Level headed, but willing to see things from the perspectives of others and take them into consideration

Adores snuggles

Doesn't feel the need to follow the crowd

Supportive, yet will tell you if you're being a dick

Honest

Short hair???

I do actually like long hair as you well know, but I don't think he'll grow it for me.

Besides, my plug hole would need unblocking every fucking day if there was another with hair like mine using it daily.

Yeah, that's true, I used to live with three women, it was a fucking nightmare. And the hair in the plug hole was a bastard too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pulse.as in marrow?"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft +

Broad, strong arms and thighs

Kind

Funny

Intelligent

Smells great

Tactile

Has a pulse

That's 75% + most of the lists on here, pretty close to perfect

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is excessive cynicism a positive trait for you ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pulse.

That's me out, apparently I'm heartless, according to the ex!

Mr Grumpy I have my violin out right now....

Actually it's true, I'm really a complete and utter bar-steward, I just adopt a gentleman's persona so as to ingratiate myself in to a women's affections, well, knickers.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Has a pulse.

That's me out, apparently I'm heartless, according to the ex!

Mr Grumpy I have my violin out right now....

Actually it's true, I'm really a complete and utter bar-steward, I just adopt a gentleman's persona so as to ingratiate myself in to a women's affections, well, knickers.

You’ve been on Fab too long my darling.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Intelligent, witty, sarcastic, 'splains things to me. Physically, greying, older than me with a slight lupine look.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Respectful, honest, local, funny, adoring, clean, enjoys pleasing, decent face.

Focusing too much on the physical stuff is a bit too fairytale fantasy. Plus the incredibly hot ones are generally crap in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent, witty, sarcastic, 'splains things to me. Physically, greying, older than me with a slight lupine look."

Woof!

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