FabSwingers.com forum: Worst TV ads

By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

At the moment it has to be the cringe that is the Matalan ads.

C list celebs looking like they have thrown on the contents of a charity shop bag.

What’s yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That advert for Spam .......... YouTube it; it’s worse than god awful !

No; don’t thank me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That diet advert where the smug cunt is walking down the street talking to the camera about friemds who leave voice mails and says 'its good no?' At the end.

Bring back the 'it's 11:30' guy x

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"That diet advert where the smug cunt is walking down the street talking to the camera about friemds who leave voice mails and says 'its good no?' At the end.

Bring back the 'it's 11:30' guy x"

With you on that one, can’t stand that knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly ever watch any telly these days so don't really see any.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's not a TV ad...but I listen to Radio Forth while driving to work....they have this horrible, horrible PPI advert .....it just makes my blood boil!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vodafone's dancing willies

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"That diet advert where the smug cunt is walking down the street talking to the camera about friemds who leave voice mails and says 'its good no?' At the end.

Bring back the 'it's 11:30' guy x"

It's super good! Aagh. snowflake grammar does my head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the fecking Xmas ads, roll on January

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Probably my profile

Now that is fantastic

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

That add with claudia winkleman is that her name?? Anyway its fecking awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one for ladies towels, the ad prattles on about how since every women in the world is different so should their towels but then demonstrate they only make four different ones!

(Sorry if they're not referred to as towels!)

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The one for ladies towels, the ad prattles on about how since every women in the world is different so should their towels but then demonstrate they only make four different ones!

(Sorry if they're not referred to as towels!)

There are obviously only 4 types of women in the world then surely.

If the ad says so, it must be right, right?

Plus Hand towel, guest towel, bath towel and bath sheet.

Are they the 4 you are on about?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I rarely see any adverts, I never watch a programme when it was originally broadcast and I record most stuff, so I fast forward through the ads.

If there’s mention of a particular ad on social media then I will watch it on you tube, the Iceland/Greenland ad is a prime example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be those pathetic 118 ads, I haven’t seen one yet that doesn’t get me reacing for the remote (to change channel)

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Do the shake n vac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the fecking Xmas ads, roll on January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Flash!”

The guy really really...REALLY annoys me!

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"“Flash!”

The guy really really...REALLY annoys me! "

Cillit Bang must come a close second, surely.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I had a music channel on earlier and the ads came on...and up popped Jenny eclair talking about "bothersome vaginas" for a feminine product..... I don't think it's necessary to repeat the word vagina on an advert but it did makee giggle

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

That couple in the Nationwide ad sitting in the photo booth do my head in

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"That couple in the Nationwide ad sitting in the photo booth do my head in

You know he is thinking, if only she knew how many times I have ........

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The people's postcode lottery ones make me want to throw things at the TV!

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The people's postcode lottery ones make me want to throw things at the TV!"

We play it but if any of those idiots turned up, we would pretend to be out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only four types of women in the world and you all ride bikes and go roller skating apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any toilet roll advert. Why is this even needing advertised? Who's the dirty bastards that aren't buying it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Flash!”

The guy really really...REALLY annoys me!

Cillit Bang must come a close second, surely."

God yes he does, Barry bloody Scott!!

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Any toilet roll advert. Why is this even needing advertised? Who's the dirty bastards that aren't buying it?

Notice you don't see the cheaper brands advertising.

Sandpaper ....will shift anything

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"“Flash!”

The guy really really...REALLY annoys me!

Cillit Bang must come a close second, surely.

God yes he does, Barry bloody Scott!! "

Thinking "BANG" and Barry's gone.....for good!

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

The Sixt car rental one.

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

"At the moment it has to be the cringe that is the Matalan ads.

C list celebs looking like they have thrown on the contents of a charity shop bag.

What’s yours?"

OMG- yes! As if they’d be seen dead in matalan gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Flash!”

The guy really really...REALLY annoys me!

Cillit Bang must come a close second, surely.

God yes he does, Barry bloody Scott!!

Thinking "BANG" and Barry's gone.....for good!

More like “BANG!” and I’ve punched him on the nose and he’s gone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Safestyle UK advert... That was worse than a really annoying thing that really annoyed me!

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Danny Baker Daz door step challenge. Wish someone would have opened the door to him and told him to piss off

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

The Confused opera singer and the two lovebirds at dinner

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

"That add with claudia winkleman is that her name?? Anyway its fecking awful

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.... I'm with you on this. It's on every 5 bloody minutes and drives me up the wall" even on mute she makes me mad

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The Safestyle UK advert... That was worse than a really annoying thing that really annoyed me!"

The other one with Pat Butcher off Eastenders is even worse.

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"That add with claudia winkleman is that her name?? Anyway its fecking awful

.... I'm with you on this. It's on every 5 bloody minutes and drives me up the wall" even on mute she makes me mad"

And as if anyone believes she uses Head and Shoulders.....really

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

The Nationwide (I think) with the two guys going on about how they "eat together" annoys the tits off me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That add with claudia winkleman is that her name?? Anyway its fecking awful

.... I'm with you on this. It's on every 5 bloody minutes and drives me up the wall" even on mute she makes me mad

And as if anyone believes she uses Head and Shoulders.....really

Now wasn't that covered in the advert?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I hate most adverts . I'm with Bill Hicks on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bingo advert showing that very annoying ginger lady and her friends.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"That bingo advert showing that very annoying ginger lady and her friends.

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but are ya gonna bingo .....

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

One thing that you notice reading this thread though.

The ads actually work even though they are a crock of s**t.

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"One thing that you notice reading this thread though.

The ads actually work even though they are a crock of s**t."

I think we knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cravendale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compare.com

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

LV insurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing that you notice reading this thread though.

The ads actually work even though they are a crock of s**t."
of course because advertisers even say good or bad adverts have the same effect any advertising is good advertising

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Well as a company we don’t advertise and don’t even have a website.

We do perfectly well without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as a company we don’t advertise and don’t even have a website.

We do perfectly well without it

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that's word of mouth advertising

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Well as a company we don’t advertise and don’t even have a website.

We do perfectly well without it

that's word of mouth advertising "

Or reputation which in what we do counts for everything.

You will never see us on Social media (well apart from Fab)

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Read this and thought mmm, which ones of mine are bad, then read the first one..... television

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

The John lewis 2018 Christmas one ..

All about Elton John .....

Im still in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as a company we don’t advertise and don’t even have a website.

We do perfectly well without it

that's word of mouth advertising

Or reputation which in what we do counts for everything.

You will never see us on Social media (well apart from Fab)

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yes exactly and this is called discreet advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any christmas ad in october/november

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"At the moment it has to be the cringe that is the Matalan ads.

C list celebs looking like they have thrown on the contents of a charity shop bag.

What’s yours?

OMG- yes! As if they’d be seen dead in matalan gear

Cringey matalan adverts!!

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Well as a company we don’t advertise and don’t even have a website.

We do perfectly well without it

that's word of mouth advertising

Or reputation which in what we do counts for everything.

You will never see us on Social media (well apart from Fab)

yes exactly and this is called discreet advertising "

I’m guessing you have links to the media

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Read this and thought mmm, which ones of mine are bad, then read the first one..... television

Sorry we should have said television

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