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"Nikita" That is sadly incorrect comrade. However.....it is the code name for one of our secret operations. Our agents are on their way for you....  | |||
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"Novichok" Yes - That is the correct answer comrade! Clearly you are a fine, upstanding and observant citizen. May I offer you both a new and highly rewarding position in our intelligence services and this wonderful bottle of beetroot and potato vodka?
Next one now.....I spy with my all overseeing eye, something beginning with.....’P’  | |||
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"Novichok Yes - That is the correct answer comrade! Clearly you are a fine, upstanding and observant citizen. May I offer you both a new and highly rewarding position in our intelligence services and this wonderful bottle of beetroot and potato vodka?
Next one now.....I spy with my all overseeing eye, something beginning with.....’P’ "Get in.....off the hit list at last. I graciously accept the position in russian intelligence. Glory to the motherland! P? Erm......poisoned tea? | |||
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"Novichok Yes - That is the correct answer comrade! Clearly you are a fine, upstanding and observant citizen. May I offer you both a new and highly rewarding position in our intelligence services and this wonderful bottle of beetroot and potato vodka?
Next one now.....I spy with my all overseeing eye, something beginning with.....’P’
Get in.....off the hit list at last. I graciously accept the position in russian intelligence. Glory to the motherland!
P? Erm......poisoned tea? "You’re indeed on the right lines comrade; This specific type of poison could indeed be put in a defectors tea.... | |||
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"Polonium" That is correct comrade! Well done Clearly you must also be working within our illustrious ranks? Was it you who recorded my call to our comrade, Donald Trump earlier? (For use just in case he proves unruly at any point in the future)
Next one now and a bit obscure this.....’I spy with my communist eye, something from our comrades in China, beginning with ‘G’....... | |||
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"^as above "i demand a stewards enquiry... as there are various types of polonium... shouldn't the right be polonium 254.... | |||
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"Polonium That is correct comrade! Well done Clearly you must also be working within our illustrious ranks? Was it you who recorded my call to our comrade, Donald Trump earlier? (For use just in case he proves unruly at any point in the future)
Next one now and a bit obscure this.....’I spy with my communist eye, something from our comrades in China, beginning with ‘G’......."oooh.... thats good.... can i have a guess at "Gelsemium" please.... yours comrade erm....... bob...... | |||
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"Polonium That is correct comrade! Well done Clearly you must also be working within our illustrious ranks? Was it you who recorded my call to our comrade, Donald Trump earlier? (For use just in case he proves unruly at any point in the future)
Next one now and a bit obscure this.....’I spy with my communist eye, something from our comrades in China, beginning with ‘G’.......
oooh.... thats good....
can i have a guess at "Gelsemium" please....
yours
comrade erm....... bob...... " That is correct comrade ‘Heartbreak grass’ has proven itself highly useful on more than one occasion....but that’s strictly off the record of course
Next one.......I spy with my overlord eye, something beginning with......’T’ .....  | |||
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"Comrade... T for Trump? "I’m afraid not comrade although Trump is indeed firmly in our pocket and very much indebted to us on account of some um...creative input we performed during the last election on his behalf in his filthy Capitalist nation....  | |||
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"T for Tank" I’m afraid not comrade although we do certainly possess a fair few of them including the new ‘Mantle’ technology; Fully grenade proof and radar invisible
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"Transsibirskaya Magistral (Tran-Siberian Railway) For the impunity of taking the name of the hero of the motherland in vain you are hereby sentenced to 20 years re-education." I admit my shameful guilt comrade. Luckily Russian education system is best in world
Oh....re-education you said....
I may need a very stiff vodka to prepare myself for the upcoming ordeal...  | |||
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