FabSwingers.com forum: Beach Party - Lost and Found Thread

By *lirties4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

FOUND that its a lot of fun in the jacuzzi with friends....

LOST one Apache Helicopter, if found please return....... knew the camoflage was good, but thats too good.....

What did you lose or find?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i lost a load of mates. they disappeared off forum early yesterday and have not been sighted since

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i lost a load of mates. they disappeared off forum early yesterday and have not been sighted since"

Found one mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fookin ell who died and left you a mate in their will

come next week i will deny all knowledge of knowing you. i have heard all about this dress your going to be attempting to wear....if it stays on

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"fookin ell who died and left you a mate in their will

come next week i will deny all knowledge of knowing you. i have heard all about this dress your going to be attempting to wear....if it stays on"

Hey my dress is glam, don;t need boots with it, would detract

And Yes I got a mate, he sat on my shoulder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook me ya either going a long john silver and talking about yer parrot, or ya referring to the McCain's chip on yer shoulder

will look for a sexy black thong for yer hun this week

and hey less of the slagging over the boots, they will get tourettes again and start swearing at ya

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"fook me ya either going a long john silver and talking about yer parrot, or ya referring to the McCain's chip on yer shoulder

will look for a sexy black thong for yer hun this week

and hey less of the slagging over the boots, they will get tourettes again and start swearing at ya"

Oh I am so looking forward to meeting these boots oh and you and Patrick as well.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Found that cocktails make you very pissed.

Lost half a crate of becks and 20 fags, my virginity experience in the dungeon and the plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Shes rough as **** today and cant rememeber if she met you or not lol.

Cant believe you didnt recognize me pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Shes rough as **** today and cant rememeber if she met you or not lol.

Cant believe you didnt recognize me pmsl"

I did when you put your specs on... you didn't have them on first time lol...

Did you?????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Shes rough as **** today and cant rememeber if she met you or not lol.

Cant believe you didnt recognize me pmsl

I did when you put your specs on... you didn't have them on first time lol...

Did you?????

Well i cant imagine why i would of took them off lol, silly bugger should of put yours on and you would of seen me, took your hearing aid out and you would of heard me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i cant imagine why i would of took them off lol, silly bugger should of put yours on and you would of seen me, took your hearing aid out and you would of heard me"

Being a man.. I'm trained to ignore you women from birth.. Didn't hear a thing lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx"

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol"

Yeah.. I bet, he'd just managed to move out of the way lol...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol

Yeah.. I bet, he'd just managed to move out of the way lol...

hahahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol

Yeah.. I bet, he'd just managed to move out of the way lol...

makes note to never get pissed while mr notts is around taking his own notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol

Yeah.. I bet, he'd just managed to move out of the way lol...

hahahahahaha.

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Lost... Debutante

Found... One pissed pile of woman on the deck lol.

Grrrrrrrr

Woooops.... I slipped lol.. mwah xx

Was told the barman was suprised too, lol

Yeah.. I bet, he'd just managed to move out of the way lol...

hahahahahaha.

FOUND Debutante's hands on me arse.

LOST All sense of inhibition thereafter.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

It was the shock of your cock

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

FOUND Debutante's hands on me arse.

LOST All sense of inhibition thereafter."

And a mighty fine arse that is too, hmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

It was the shock of your cock

I've never been a bragger.... Not gonna start now either lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

It was the shock of your cock

I've never been a bragger.... Not gonna start now either lol..

No need to brag with that weopon

Speaks volumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

It was the shock of your cock

I've never been a bragger.... Not gonna start now either lol..

No need to brag with that weopon

Speaks volumes

PMSL.... There is No weapon lol...

Its harmless unless provoked

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I was worried it was the shock of your hand finding my arse under my boxers... then said boxer being removed from behind lol...

Yes... you ya minx lol.

It was the shock of your cock

I've never been a bragger.... Not gonna start now either lol..

No need to brag with that weopon

Speaks volumes

PMSL.... There is No weapon lol...

Its harmless unless provoked

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How come i didnt get to feel notts's arse

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"How come i didnt get to feel notts's arse"

You are too polite, i didnt ask

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

True Pheonix not able to get to pc, but wants everyone to know she is home safe and sound and a bit Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to you all, MWAH MWAH MWAH xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all I can say is I have had massages and paid for less attention than my arse got last night...

Some women have no manners at all...

Thank god lol..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"all I can say is I have had massages and paid for less attention than my arse got last night...

Some women have no manners at all...

Thank god lol..

oh thats why i didnt get a feel then as debs says im just too polite and graceful

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

I would agree with u - very polite!

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

Not really so graceful though last nite lol x

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Lost: My sense of time! A long party that seemed to run all night and then it was only 10pm, time for more!!

Found: That I had the hots for someone.

;-)

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Was fab to meet you all, Mr Notts sorry we missed you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was fab to meet you all, Mr Notts sorry we missed you!!!!

Admit it... you hide!!

Where were you guys hideing then??

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

lost ...a few inhibitions

found...a bloody great grin !

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"Was fab to meet you all, Mr Notts sorry we missed you!!!!

Admit it... you hide!!

Where were you guys hideing then??

Umm, we snuck off early.....I was an ickle bit horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was fab to meet you all, Mr Notts sorry we missed you!!!!

Admit it... you hide!!

Where were you guys hideing then??

Umm, we snuck off early.....I was an ickle bit horny

Can't argue with that.....

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

and didnt think you were coming lol. I wanted to suck ya flake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always seem to lose a pair of knickers so started buyin more than one pair of the same...lol...

but found some nice people who said they down for barnsley socail, so looking forward to meeting them all again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and didnt think you were coming lol. I wanted to suck ya flake!!!

Ooooo I say.... Well the flake was there to be sucked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Yours as well ah lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Yours as well ah lol xx

She........ Just looked, and went for it lol..

Then gave a really daft grin pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Yours as well ah lol xx

She........ Just looked, and went for it lol..

Then gave a really daft grin pmsl....

Ah but did she find it? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Yours as well ah lol xx

She........ Just looked, and went for it lol..

Then gave a really daft grin pmsl....

Ah but did she find it? xx

Well... I'm not one to speculate.. but she soon after hit the deck and vanished I assumed she's just nipped off to flick her bean lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Shes rough as **** today and cant rememeber if she met you or not lol.

Cant believe you didnt recognize me pmsl"
sexy bum love you...rob ere

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Found: One very sexy kisser in the changing rooms........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found... Debutante's hands down me crackers.. Lost her to subconsciousness shortly after pmsl..

Shes rough as **** today and cant rememeber if she met you or not lol.

Cant believe you didnt recognize me pmslsexy bum love you...rob ere

Don't you start dude...

Nursing bruises here from your Mrs punching lol...

Still could have been worse......

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

lost our way home

found some lovely peeps to waylay us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come i didnt get to feel notts's arse"
cos you were too busy feeling mine and dishy robs !!!! lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

"
yeah right !!!!! and totally agree .....oooh we all loved up on here tonight xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How come i didnt get to feel notts's arsecos you were too busy feeling mine and dishy robs !!!! lol xxxxxx

lmao i just remember now calling him dishy as its not a word i usually us. but your both lucky as your equally as dishy. ps can i have a pic of him for above my bed lolxxkaren

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

I need to say that not lost my swinging virginity but play swing virginity...........im no virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

I need to say that not lost my swinging virginity but play swing virginity...........im no virgin

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we would never have guessed !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing i found last night were lots of really nice people,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my shoes .....behind the bar this morning !!!(thanks kez!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im missing some sanity any been handed in? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing some sanity any been handed in? xx

I have it all... silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing some sanity any been handed in? xx

"
if i find robs ill let you know ! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing some sanity any been handed in? xx

you never had that to take with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

Didnt realise the forum archives went back that far this really old post must have been stuck somewhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Lost... my swing virginity.........Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo

Found that there really are'nt enough hours in the day to have as much fun as I wanted with lovely people

Didnt realise the forum archives went back that far this really old post must have been stuck somewhere xx

LMAO

smartarse!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

And a pleasure it was to finally get to say hi to you two after all this time

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"And a pleasure it was to finally get to say hi to you two after all this time

Most certainly was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost: a bottle of vodka and two bottles of Disarrono (ok we drank em so it doesnt really count)

Found: perfecting the art of the "kitkat" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost: a bottle of vodka and two bottles of Disarrono (ok we drank em so it doesnt really count)

Found: perfecting the art of the "kitkat" lmao"
we lost 5 crates of beer..and still not found them ..lost shoes found them behind bar and lost a large mirror....and two hours late on

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think I saw a leprachaun running past chams with a glint in his eye and 5 crates of beer

Dunno about the mirror though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost: a bottle of vodka and two bottles of Disarrono (ok we drank em so it doesnt really count)

Found: perfecting the art of the "kitkat" lmaowe lost 5 crates of beer..and still not found them ..lost shoes found them behind bar and lost a large mirror....and two hours late on

ooooh Cheeky lost our fags too but we found everyone elses....thanks guys MWAH xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we know that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know that.....

"
we will let you off ....but only cos you are so bloody gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know that.....

we will let you off ....but only cos you are so bloody gorgeous!

we all hve our crosses to bear LMFAO

pretty fooooooooooooooking hot yaselves ya know Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know that.....

we will let you off ....but only cos you are so bloody gorgeous!

we all hve our crosses to bear LMFAO

pretty fooooooooooooooking hot yaselves ya know Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I lost an earing.....honestly I don't know why I bother with earings I always come home with just one of them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found a bruise on my arse LOL....there was lots of spanking going on outside.....it was fatal to bend over out there

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Just found a bruise on my arse LOL....there was lots of spanking going on outside.....it was fatal to bend over out there

yeh there was.......I got a sore hand

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I lost an earing.....honestly I don't know why I bother with earings I always come home with just one of them on

Where do you suppose you lost it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone lost an old boot.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone lost an old boot.....

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so what old boot you on about..and be careful

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