FabSwingers.com forum: Tame Impala has just gone too far.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Tell me about it Swing wants me to share chocolate

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Tell me about it Swing wants me to share chocolate

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Not on at all.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What a facking Liberty

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

It's just sex. All I offered was sex and he want more than sex. I just don't know how to handle it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all."

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "

Gave him a time and place in Exeter, o meant....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Admittedly, it was when I was going through the Exeter by-pass on holiday to Cornwall at 8.28am one Saturday and I offered him to stand on the bridge and wave but.....no. Phew, lucky escape Stevie....

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "

Honest injun, I think I'll pull out, I'm so shocked.

He knows I only boil for coffee.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all."

Milk two sugars if you're getting them in Topsy me luv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

As the sultry bunny once said..."Take it easy with Cadbury's Caramel".

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all."

What no cake too?!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

Milk two sugars if you're getting them in Topsy me luv."

I didn't notice you FAFing me...bugger off you, make your own and don't forget the cakeage.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum. "

Fab straight then Steve.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

Milk two sugars if you're getting them in Topsy me luv.

I didn't notice you FAFing me...bugger off you, make your own and don't forget the cakeage."

Pfffffft. No faf message? You wimmins wants it all.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum.

Fab straight then Steve."
the sexy ladies have turned me.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

Beast!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.

Beast!"
yes, note the use of the word ‘pencil’ to imitate a thin cock. And he hasn’t, so it was a beastly thing to say. Exeter.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Right, I’m off to bed. And believe me, Tame Imp - my pillows will be resting my head this night. It being used as something else lower down, so dream on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.

Ftfy

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.

Ftfy

Proper laughing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.

Some blokes want it all.

He’s from Exeter...

Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.

Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.

Ftfy

Material like that, has to be in the first novel Barbara.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can we get an update please.

Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Can we get an update please.

Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?

No tea.

No cake and absolutely no sex.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Can we get an update please.

Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?

No tea.

No cake and absolutely no sex.

But wasn't it Topsy Antoinette that said "Let Tame eat cake"?

I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about it Swing wants me to share chocolate

Wait, what!?!?!?!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can we get an update please.

Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?

No tea.

No cake and absolutely no sex.

You two need to get your act together.

Or at least get something together.

Hearing about other people having it is the closest I get to cake these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the greedy bugger

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

That's not on at all.

No one makes tea as good as I do.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That's not on at all.

No one makes tea as good as I do."

You can have him then.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"That's not on at all.

No one makes tea as good as I do.

You can have him then. "

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!"

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!"

Them northerners...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners..."

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!"

You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!

You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh."

I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives....

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!

You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh."

Oh she has a bed with memory foam an everythin -but I not so sure if I wanna sleep with that bed's memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx"

Fancy a fuck?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?"

or Fuck a Friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend"

Fuck a friend please?

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?"

BMW?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?"

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced."

Let's get better acquainted

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

Let's get better acquainted

Threesome?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!

You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh.

I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives....

I'll have you know we are perfectly civilised here I. Watford.

You only need passports, phrase books and trading items for when you reach Watford Gap - which is miles away.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

Let's get better acquainted

Threesome?

Oi -wait your turn we've barely been introduced

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!

Them northerners...

Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.

it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!

You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh.

I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives....

I'll have you know we are perfectly civilised here I. Watford.

You only need passports, phrase books and trading items for when you reach Watford Gap - which is miles away.

Watford, that the Midlands, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

Let's get better acquainted

Threesome?

Could be fun

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

Let's get better acquainted

Threesome?

Could be fun

I’m in, are you?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"What would a FAF message be?

Mike xx

Fancy a fuck?

or Fuck a Friend

Fuck a friend please?

i would -but we've barely been introduced.

Let's get better acquainted

Threesome?

Could be fun

I’m in, are you?

It’s Bananaman!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Can we get an update please.

Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?

No tea.

No cake and absolutely no sex.

But wasn't it Topsy Antoinette that said "Let Tame eat cake"?

I'm confused

Very clever play on words

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Any developments?

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