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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I've got a real serious head on at the moment, I'm turning into one of those deep thinking fuckwits. I can't seem to shake it off

Can so done please distract me with some of the normal mindless banter that usually dominates these pages

Please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are you OK xx

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I'm fine, I think someone has given me a sense of humour bypass and not told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know bull's can run faster uphill than down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm turning into one of those deep thinking fuckwits."

What’s wrong with one of those?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Did you know bull's can run faster uphill than down? "

If the bull ran down hill to fast it could not stop itself. It does not have to worry about that uphill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck...no, marry...no, boobs are better than bums...hands up if you like threesomes...why does no one reply?!...guess the person aboves shoe size...big fight about Brexit

Did that work?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I have a hairy fanny. There you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got gingernuts ready for a dunking

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I have a hairy fanny. There you go. "

Kiss

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax and enjoy your problem..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me"

Is it because their front legs are shorter than the rear?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

can i have the deep thinking 'fuck wit' please ? x

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me

Is it because their front legs are shorter than the rear? "

Thank you

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"can i have the deep thinking 'fuck wit' please ? x"

There was I thinking it was a bad quality?...

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

A man goes into the doctors and asks the receptionist if he can have an appointment to see the doctor

The receptionist asks what is the problem?

The man a little taken aback to be asked such a personal question in such a busy waiting room replies "it's my cock"

The reception gasps and says there is no need for such a crude and inappropriate reply.

The man's says well you did ask what was I suppose to say?

The woman says you could have worded it differently

So the man thinks for a moment, goes out and comes back in

I'd like to see the doctor please

The woman asks with a smug grin on her face "and what's the problem?"

It's my ear replies the man

"And what is wrong with your ear" asked the woman

I can't piss from it!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me"

Lol my response is invisible? Or wrong? Or same as what you were going to say?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"I have a hairy fanny. There you go.

Kiss "

and lol.

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By *ddible OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me

Lol my response is invisible? Or wrong? Or same as what you were going to say? "

Highly valuable

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hot or not!!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

How do you upset a vegan by email? - Send them a lot of spam!

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