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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A koala- unlimited hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A caracal and a Maine coon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "

that made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id go for a panther.. i would take it for walks in the park

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Pussy

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Red Panda

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I used to have the perfect pet....

Then I married him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An otter. Or a kiwi bird. Oh, oh or a pangolin.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I used to have the perfect pet....

Then I married him

Many years ago I will add!! How times change!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snowy owl. I’d call him heddwig.

I’ve even looked into it, unfortunately it’s easier to legally own a gun than it is an owl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Snow leopard. Beautiful creatures.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

When we retire and move up north I want alpacas.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A baby chimpaneze,so cute!

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

"A caracal and a Maine coon. "

We got 2 Maine’s wonderful cats!!

Molly

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A gorilla, an Andean condor, an Irish Wolfhound, a Maine coon and a shire horse. I'd like a dolphin but I don't have a pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seal

A highland cow

A dogue de bordeaux

A Newfoundland

A pheasant

A ferret

Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish

and a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a husky im happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe another ferret actually not had rabbit in years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A seal

A highland cow

A dogue de bordeaux

A Newfoundland

A pheasant

A ferret

Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish

and a duck

I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I want an Alpaca, they're just such bizarre looking things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sloth

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"A seal

A highland cow

A dogue de bordeaux

A Newfoundland

A pheasant

A ferret

Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish

and a duck

I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a good tight seal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion or a white tiger.

I settled for two cats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A seal

A highland cow

A dogue de bordeaux

A Newfoundland

A pheasant

A ferret

Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish

and a duck

I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a good tight seal!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)

Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyena, fancy walking one of them in the park.

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)

Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees

Ask the guy who bought a zoo in America (there was a film about it starring Matt Damon)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A couple of meercats.

Or an emu.

Or some pygmy goats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)

Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees

I'm only looking after the cute animals though. We need people to look after the boring or scary ones.

Oh!! I will train some sealions and we can put on a show!

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "

Friends run an animal orphanage in Kenya and I have been lucky enough to play with orphaned “unicorns” and elephants - they are as cute as can be. I would love to have one as as a pet, however there is logistical problems as the grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)"

I thought that was a liger? And don’t they grow huge?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick?

I'm so jealous

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)

I thought that was a liger? And don’t they grow huge?!

That’s the other way round (Male Lion/Female Tiger). I’m aware they grow to a size, but we’re hardly talking realistic ideas for pets in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to adopt a baby tiger

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want another biggish dog, lost our Bess about this time last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An otter. Or a kiwi bird. Oh, oh or a pangolin.

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pangolin

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'd stick with my cats, I love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragon.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)

I thought that was a liger? And don’t they grow huge?!

That’s the other way round (Male Lion/Female Tiger). I’m aware they grow to a size, but we’re hardly talking realistic ideas for pets in this thread"

Haha, Napoleon Dynamite

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A raccoon, an otter and a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want an Alpaca, they're just such bizarre looking things

We visited a tourist trap for 'protecting' the 'orphan' alpaca in Peru, they are the sweetest, cheekiest, softest woolly jumpers you could meet. Eyes to melt your heart.

I'm sure you could meet one if not own one yet - lots farmed for wool around our county and Derbyshire.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An otter. Or a kiwi bird. Oh, oh or a pangolin.

pangolin

Pangolins are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always had 2 animals I would absolutely love to own. I made my dreams come true with one of them. So much so I now own three of them....English Bulldogs!

The other a silver back gorilla. Obviously, I do not own one of those lol. Such majestic type of animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seal

A highland cow

A dogue de bordeaux

A Newfoundland

A pheasant

A ferret

Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish

and a duck

I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt

That's the appeal their big sad eyes, my dog makes those eyes when you won't play but when you do his eyes light up, I want to see happy seal eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A caracal and a Maine coon.

We got 2 Maine’s wonderful cats!!

Molly

Xx"

Officially jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch. "

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I knew it wouldn't eat me then a bear, or a Tibetian Mastiff just because I wouldn't ever be able to afford one

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Either a piglet or a Quoka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch , who else but i tjink im really his pet

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ? "

I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!

Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!

Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow! "

He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond

. I put fish in once a week for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark! If not then probably an otter or a fox... Oohh no! A crow!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!

Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!

He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond

. I put fish in once a week for him "

And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!

Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!

He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond

. I put fish in once a week for him

And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry?

You won’t find one of those in my garden. They’re creepy and evil.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I always, always wanted a tortoise.

I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.

Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?

Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face

Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!

Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!

He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond

. I put fish in once a week for him

And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry?

You won’t find one of those in my garden. They’re creepy and evil. "

Oooohh you must have shaved off your beard then!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have two pet skunks. one is lazy and stays in bed all day, the other one runs round the house like a idiot all day wanting fuss. (no they don,t smell). xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe

Not a clue where I’d keep it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "
I'd pick a grizzly and keep it in hallway near front door that'll stop postman putting crap through it everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A zebra or two

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

My husband was looking into getting me a Bobcat for Christmas until I pointed out it was too impractical.

He then settled on a Ragdoll cat.... the man has pussies on the brain.

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