FabSwingers.com forum: Things you've put your cock in

By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pulls up a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turned on blender.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation."
What have you put yours in?

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By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

"*pulls up a chair

You might not want to start eating anything any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go first and lead by example OP!

Ah I’ve used a cheap fleshlight substitute type thing .. that’s actually quite good with lots of lube, better than a hand wank!

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By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation.What have you put yours in? "

Just jammed it between the mattress and bed base(in a condom) and also wrapped it in a sexy pair of knickers. Think that's it but I'll try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of raw liver in a pint glass

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By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass"

That's creative. Sounds good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass

That's creative. Sounds good."

If.

You.

Say.

So.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A kebab .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A turned on blender. "

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By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

I remembered another one. The training shoe of a very hot friend (milf). I didn't cum in it obviously, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that lol!

...actually it was more a case of being too rushed to cum and ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass"

The things you can buy in theme pubs these days, eh?

I blame it all on gullible Hipsters.

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By *mpishMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I had a trusty (crusty?) sock in my formative teen years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Kinda disappointed I cant really add anything here. God I’m dull

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Did you read the tragic story about the man who’s dog bit of his cock? But it turned out he had rubbed peanut butter on he’s cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation.What have you put yours in?

Just jammed it between the mattress and bed base(in a condom) and also wrapped it in a sexy pair of knickers. Think that's it but I'll try harder."

You really should get out more.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation.What have you put yours in?

Just jammed it between the mattress and bed base(in a condom) and also wrapped it in a sexy pair of knickers. Think that's it but I'll try harder.

You really should get out more....."

Not entirely sure thats a great idea.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, what are the best things you've put your hard cock into? Exclude other human beings and any other living thing or anything that's died please!

I'm curious and open to experimentation.What have you put yours in?

Just jammed it between the mattress and bed base(in a condom) and also wrapped it in a sexy pair of knickers. Think that's it but I'll try harder.

You really should get out more....."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

.. au Vin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana peel hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass

That's creative. Sounds good."

Just imagine the squelching

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"A turned on blender. "

Was hoping someone would post this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass

That's creative. Sounds good.

Just imagine the squelching

Can we not....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A zip ..more an accident really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass

That's creative. Sounds good.

Just imagine the squelching

Can I just clear up that I was taking the piss!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A swimming arm band

A silk glove

A furry glove

A pie

A pillow

A fleshlight type thing

A bottle cooler

An exhaust pipe

A pot of hair gel

A cucumber

A strawberry jelly

A sock

A decanter

A letter box

A side of smoked salmon

Will update if I remember anything else.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"A load of raw liver in a pint glass"

That sounds simply offal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best mates gonna answer this I just know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouth. I know I know. I'm disgusting

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A hoover, I have in quite a while but I used to enjoy it and could easily cum with no hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hoover, I have in quite a while but I used to enjoy it and could easily cum with no hands

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. and do the living room floor at the same time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hoover, I have in quite a while but I used to enjoy it and could easily cum with no hands

. and do the living room floor at the same time??

Probably make the carpet a bit sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Miele vacuum cleaner - sucked better than a Dyson

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"A hoover, I have in quite a while but I used to enjoy it and could easily cum with no hands

. and do the living room floor at the same time??

Never did them together

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well I’m clearly more vanilla than I realised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A swimming arm band

A silk glove

A furry glove

A pie

A pillow

A fleshlight type thing

A bottle cooler

An exhaust pipe

A pot of hair gel

A cucumber

A strawberry jelly

A sock

A decanter

A letter box

A side of smoked salmon

Will update if I remember anything else.

I didn't know you 2 had so many nicknames for each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pants

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By *athers123 OP Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Thanks for the funny replies.

Shame I carved such an ugly pumpkin last week, next year I may carve a nice mouth and not bother hollowing it out lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to get more creative

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By *iyguyMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

The old 'glass fish' question!

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By *luboyoMan
over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

I remember when younger a few lads had described the joys of a water melon.

Apparently it just needs a cock sized hole and away you go.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A chicken coop?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I remember when younger a few lads had described the joys of a water melon.

Apparently it just needs a cock sized hole and away you go.

I was just wondering when someone would say that, it's not who I thought it would be though

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Did you read the tragic story about the man who’s dog bit of his cock? But it turned out he had rubbed peanut butter on he’s cock"

Must have been awful to become dumb

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Peoples mothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wasn't something I'd put into my hard cock but I had to have a catheter put up there whilst I was in hospital although I couldn't feel it go in as I was already in bloody agony however I woke up one morning with an eye watering erection! The end of my cock was all sort of turned in on itself I've never wished away a hard on so much in my life

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By *ucky-SlaveMan
over a year ago

kidderminster

A chastity device, well my hotwife did it one night when I wasn't concentrating

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A cleaner was found inside a Henry Hoover at work a few years ago

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when i owned a cock, i made him keep it in a chastity cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My briefs, my jeans, my hand and all the accepted docking bays on a lady

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In the bath

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

David Cameron and his cronies use to stick their dicks in dead pigs..

No shame with that lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mans mouth...

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