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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevening jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suzy, give us a recap. Suzy Suzy, give us a recap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bit late

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Goodness part 2. Any of those generic jaffas left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn, I wanted to be the first poster. Now I know how Meli feels.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Hello "

Cowabunga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone is being all motherly and nudging me to bed. On 4% and She's just dimmed the lights and pecked me on the cheek. Ok Momma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"My phone is being all motherly and nudging me to bed. On 4% and She's just dimmed the lights and pecked me on the cheek. Ok Momma. "
sweet dreams xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeevening jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. I can no longer do my Kinky Bootsesque greeting. You took you're time, where have you been? Foxface I said fox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're a bit late "

I'm late?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My phone is being all motherly and nudging me to bed. On 4% and She's just dimmed the lights and pecked me on the cheek. Ok Momma. "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone is being all motherly and nudging me to bed. On 4% and She's just dimmed the lights and pecked me on the cheek. Ok Momma. sweet dreams xxx"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone is being all motherly and nudging me to bed. On 4% and She's just dimmed the lights and pecked me on the cheek. Ok Momma.

Na night. x"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness part 2. Any of those generic jaffas left?"

Yes, there's plenty of generic jaffas to go around.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?"
marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx"

Yes could be right there thanks x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx

Yes could be right there thanks x"
its one explanation xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!! "

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!! "

That's all well and qood, but you didn't mention carrots though did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx

Yes could be right there thanks xits one explanation xx "

Another trick I think

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

That's all well and qood, but you didn't mention carrots though did you "
no one mentioned bloody carrots in pt one not to me anyway

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass."
i did

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx

Yes could be right there thanks xits one explanation xx

Another trick I think "
they could call them what they wanted because you have to have meter fitted, i bet they didn't waste much budget on it

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did "

I you Suzy. So good to see you nocturnaling with our Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a smart meter is smart. Why does it use electricity?marketing isn't about being eco friendly xx

Yes could be right there thanks xits one explanation xx

Another trick I think "

Electrick.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?"

Thought experiments can suck my dick.

Lots of love from a former philosophy student.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

That's all well and qood, but you didn't mention carrots though did you no one mentioned bloody carrots in pt one not to me anyway "

Yeah, Ace. What are you rabbiting on about?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That's all well and qood, but you didn't mention carrots though did you no one mentioned bloody carrots in pt one not to me anyway "

Don't bother looking now, but I did right at the end, and that's my secret stash

Anyone want a carrot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did "

We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did

I you Suzy. So good to see you nocturnaling with our Jim "

Yeah, YEAH!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did

I you Suzy. So good to see you nocturnaling with our Jim "
i love you too honey x maybe ive been away too long xx love jim he's a star x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?

Thought experiments can suck my dick.

Lots of love from a former philosophy student. "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"That's all well and qood, but you didn't mention carrots though did you no one mentioned bloody carrots in pt one not to me anyway

Don't bother looking now, but I did right at the end, and that's my secret stash

Anyone want a carrot? "
24 carats only cheeky stash at the end huh?? i see how it is..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?"
behead the asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?behead the asshole "

Crikey.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did

We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. "
we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suzy, write both books.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?behead the asshole

Crikey."
i know..but simple solutions are often the best

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy, write both books."
really? with or without my sense of humour?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter' "

Put me down for a mug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did

We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter' "

That's a good idea. You're brimming. I said brimming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?behead the asshole

Crikey.i know..but simple solutions are often the best "

I just wasn't expecting such a response from you. The executioner can give Lefty head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.really? with or without my sense of humour? "

With!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

Put me down for a mug "
you're a babe xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"secretary ramblings :nocturnal part one started with rap, moved onto pillows cake. we went to recruit on other threads as everyone should know we are the friendliest clique on here. ninjas and santa's without eyes included...we've even organised socials for goodness sake, what more can you ask for?? and they said "cake and polyamory" before i could talk of pies, football thrashings and gaffa tape for Louis Theroux or was that the man with 10 lovers, who makes women melt their knickers off..anyway after declaring it wasn't a party here like 1999, it was more like being a rebel since 2015.. i had to say" get on with pt 2 " punch the air..i did a synopsis...yay!!

Yeah! You put a recap in our nocturnal ass.i did

We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

That's a good idea. You're brimming. I said brimming."
hahaha im always full of shit

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Conjoined twins, if, let's say Righty is a wrongy. And Righty commits a terrible, terrible crime. Do the the conjoined twins go to the slammer? Or does Righty get off because of Lefty?

Have any conjoined twins done hard time?behead the asshole

Crikey.i know..but simple solutions are often the best

I just wasn't expecting such a response from you. The executioner can give Lefty head."
im ruthless and he could if he wanted to, hed be free to not have a threesome all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

Put me down for a mug "

Don't say put me down. Suzy might decapitate you, she doesn't fuck around. I think you'll be okay though, you're not an asshole.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy, write both books.really? with or without my sense of humour?

With!"
i need an illustrator. its very tempting i must admit..stocking filler for next christmas..hmmmm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Suzy, write both books."

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/18 01:17:06]

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

Put me down for a mug

Don't say put me down. Suzy might decapitate you, she doesn't fuck around. I think you'll be okay though, you're not an asshole."
i do fuck around (according to some fun people) id love to lay mrs Mac down, not sure shes into feisty play, we havent discussed limits

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling! "
ive got five on the go atm well three, with two in the wings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a look. Ace did get a carrot in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Carrot removed by poster at 11/11/18 01:17:06]"

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've had a look. Ace did get a carrot in there."
mofo

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"[Carrot removed by poster at 11/11/18 01:17:06]"
hahaha love it xx thank you sweet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling! "

And Estella can illustrate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling! ive got five on the go atm well three, with two in the wings"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQVzkOkAyw

Paul McCartney & Wings - Getting Closer [High Quality] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m aroused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really need to do a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

And Estella can illustrate."

Ooooh just saw this!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling! ive got five on the go atm well three, with two in the wings"

I always thought that you were a bird on the go

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

Put me down for a mug

Don't say put me down. Suzy might decapitate you, she doesn't fuck around. I think you'll be okay though, you're not an asshole.i do fuck around (according to some fun people) id love to lay mrs Mac down, not sure shes into feisty play, we havent discussed limits "

We can discuss the finer details in the hot tub darling

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

And Estella can illustrate."
cool!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I really need to do a sit down wee."

Are you taking snacks as well?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. "
nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee."
special circumstances ?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

And Estella can illustrate.

Ooooh just saw this! "
xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" We're nocturnalling like it's twenty sixteen. we need t-shirt range.. merchandising, i can do better than 'smart meter'

Put me down for a mug

Don't say put me down. Suzy might decapitate you, she doesn't fuck around. I think you'll be okay though, you're not an asshole.i do fuck around (according to some fun people) id love to lay mrs Mac down, not sure shes into feisty play, we havent discussed limits

We can discuss the finer details in the hot tub darling "
im a lucky girl xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?"
hogging the bog isn't allowed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed "

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

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over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

And Estella can illustrate.

Ooooh just saw this! "

We drew you out.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot "

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?"

Dude, gross.

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over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like "

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?!

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over a year ago


"Suzy, write both books.

I think Suzy and Estella could write more books between them than Chaucer, Shakespear, Dickens, and J.K. Rowling!

And Estella can illustrate.

Ooooh just saw this!

We drew you out."

You did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.special circumstances ?"

No, it's standard procedure at Jim Towers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot "

Didn't you see my post earlier?!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! "
just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.special circumstances ?

No, it's standard procedure at Jim Towers."
cool, its standard at my house too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross. "

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx"

If you want, I can helicopter my silly. For science.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.special circumstances ?

No, it's standard procedure at Jim Towers.cool, its standard at my house too "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface? "

I do now.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

If you want, I can helicopter my silly. For science."
you are very kind but i don't want you to do yourself a damage on my account xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.special circumstances ?

No, it's standard procedure at Jim Towers.cool, its standard at my house too

Hahahaha."

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now."
so educational this thread is x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!"
letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got some good news. Shrewsbury is going to get a third Home Bargains. Which is good, because I like bargains and I like homes. Can't get enough of homes and bargains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

If you want, I can helicopter my silly. For science.you are very kind but i don't want you to do yourself a damage on my account xxx"

I can always stretch. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.so educational this thread is x "

Obvs. x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've got some good news. Shrewsbury is going to get a third Home Bargains. Which is good, because I like bargains and I like homes. Can't get enough of homes and bargains."
hahaha i was considering it a place to live earlier in the year..3 home bargains could have swung it

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over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx"

Awwww. Big hugs S.

Do I need to find someone to develop and nurture pet ownership? There will be someone as equally beautiful and wonderful as you who will want to earn that place for you. X

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class? "

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

If you want, I can helicopter my silly. For science.you are very kind but i don't want you to do yourself a damage on my account xxx

I can always stretch. x"
that made me want to scrunch up my eyes, tense my jaw and go eeeeek

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I kinda wanna see his silly being helicoptered. Is there a video?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now."

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got some good news. Shrewsbury is going to get a third Home Bargains. Which is good, because I like bargains and I like homes. Can't get enough of homes and bargains.hahaha i was considering it a place to live earlier in the year..3 home bargains could have swung it "

If only the third Home Bargains had opened faster!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

Awwww. Big hugs S.

Do I need to find someone to develop and nurture pet ownership? There will be someone as equally beautiful and wonderful as you who will want to earn that place for you. X"
haven't had that properly now, for over 18 months. just bad experiences. i need to learn to believe again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

Awwww. Big hugs S.

Do I need to find someone to develop and nurture pet ownership? There will be someone as equally beautiful and wonderful as you who will want to earn that place for you. Xhaven't had that properly now, for over 18 months. just bad experiences. i need to learn to believe again x"

I wish you a beautiful new year ahead then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

If you want, I can helicopter my silly. For science.you are very kind but i don't want you to do yourself a damage on my account xxx

I can always stretch. xthat made me want to scrunch up my eyes, tense my jaw and go eeeeek "

I'll take that as a no.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I kinda wanna see his silly being helicoptered. Is there a video?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I kinda wanna see his silly being helicoptered. Is there a video?"

Not yet.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery."
nah i bet the horse got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Believe, Suzy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it "

Nay.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? "
carrot cake? x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I’m aroused. nice!!! ive forgotten what that's like

Nooooooo!! It’s so much fun. How do we get you back in a state of arousal?! just you saying that brings unwanted tears to my eyes..i'm sure someone will show me the way, just not maybe in the way i would really like, but who knows xx

Awwww. Big hugs S.

Do I need to find someone to develop and nurture pet ownership? There will be someone as equally beautiful and wonderful as you who will want to earn that place for you. Xhaven't had that properly now, for over 18 months. just bad experiences. i need to learn to believe again x

I wish you a beautiful new year ahead then. "
thank you lovely that means an awful lot to me xx i really appreciate those wishes xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Believe, Suzy."
it just hurts right now.. i will be fine xx thank you xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay."
nay-bour

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x"

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Believe, Suzy.it just hurts right now.. i will be fine xx thank you xx"

x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. "
why not? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour "

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. "

Bake a cake! Do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Demi Moore's birthday today. Happy birthday, Demi!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury."
i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before.

Bake a cake! Do it."
yes do it! do it!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It's Demi Moore's birthday today. Happy birthday, Demi!"

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x"

Oooh. x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. x"
two out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. why not? xx"

Cos I spend most of ma spare time hearding shepards up to make pies, or so you said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1880 Australia wrong-un Ned Kelly was hanged in Melbourne.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. why not? xx

Cos I spend most of ma spare time hearding shepards up to make pies, or so you said "
they might like your cake xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"On this day 1880 Australia wrong-un Ned Kelly was hanged in Melbourne."
i loved living in australia x

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. xtwo out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country."

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shrewsbury-shropshire-best-places-to-live-xh8fdr2sw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1880 Australia wrong-un Ned Kelly was hanged in Melbourne.i loved living in australia x"

Whereabouts did you live? What did you love? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like to see an Ace cake.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. why not? xx

Cos I spend most of ma spare time hearding shepards up to make pies, or so you said they might like your cake xx"

Does the word "they" include ducks and pigeons?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. xtwo out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shrewsbury-shropshire-best-places-to-live-xh8fdr2sw

"
i live in the fourth most expensive places to live in the country..my home is Gloucestershire, but I love north wales, lived in north and south wales, among other places x

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. xtwo out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shrewsbury-shropshire-best-places-to-live-xh8fdr2sw

i live in the fourth most expensive places to live in the country..my home is Gloucestershire, but I love north wales, lived in north and south wales, among other places x"

I couldn't get on with North Wales. x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"On this day 1880 Australia wrong-un Ned Kelly was hanged in Melbourne.i loved living in Australia x

Whereabouts did you live? What did you love? x"
i lived in Sydney for 2 and a half years, loved the people, the lifestyle, the open mindedness, the landscape, the weather, amazing place xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. why not? xx

Cos I spend most of ma spare time hearding shepards up to make pies, or so you said they might like your cake xx

Does the word "they" include ducks and pigeons? "
cakes arent that difficult Ace xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. xtwo out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shrewsbury-shropshire-best-places-to-live-xh8fdr2sw

i live in the fourth most expensive places to live in the country..my home is Gloucestershire, but I love north wales, lived in north and south wales, among other places x

I couldn't get on with North Wales. x"
im a rock, forest, babbling river and moss type person, loved it xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

right i am going to bed, love you all x sweet dreams, when you get there xxx

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over a year ago


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?hogging the bog isn't allowed

He's probably experimenting with a carrot

Didn't you see my post earlier?!letter or parcel? 1st or 2nd class?

Parcel, and it was a first class delivery.nah i bet the horse got it

Nay.nay-bour

You didn't move to Shrewsbury.i didn't move at all..yet..we shall see x

Oooh. xtwo out of four of my kids now live, on the west side, of the country.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shrewsbury-shropshire-best-places-to-live-xh8fdr2sw

i live in the fourth most expensive places to live in the country..my home is Gloucestershire, but I love north wales, lived in north and south wales, among other places x

I couldn't get on with North Wales. xim a rock, forest, babbling river and moss type person, loved it xx

"

I know you are. When I think of you, I think babbling. x

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over a year ago


"right i am going to bed, love you all x sweet dreams, when you get there xxx"

Na night, Suzy, sweet dreams. x

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over a year ago

Anyone else up?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I really need to do a sit down wee.

Are you taking snacks as well?

Dude, gross.

Do you not know how to spell pukeyface?

I do now.

Then my mission here is almost complete.

Anyone want a carrot? carrot cake? x

That is my mission, I've never made one of those before. In fact I've never made a cake of any description before. why not? xx

Cos I spend most of ma spare time hearding shepards up to make pies, or so you said they might like your cake xx

Does the word "they" include ducks and pigeons? cakes arent that difficult Ace xx"

I'll stick to cooking mains, many of which I batch cook then freeze, puddings should only be eaten in restaurants innit sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello handsome

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Anyone else up?"

Yup. Just stuffed my face with 2 codeine and parkin cake. Should be lights out soon

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over a year ago


"Hello handsome "

Hello.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface"

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off."

Ah my daughter tried to make me buy tickets for that - I told her it was 16+ and she hasn’t corrected me. Phew!

Have a great time though. They are pretty awesome.

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over a year ago


"Anyone else up?

Yup. Just stuffed my face with 2 codeine and parkin cake. Should be lights out soon "

I just had do Google parkin cake. Looks good.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Anyone else up?

Yup. Just stuffed my face with 2 codeine and parkin cake. Should be lights out soon

I just had do Google parkin cake. Looks good. "

It was the last of my bonfire night batch. I’ll make some again next year.

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over a year ago


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwingFellow. I don't want anyone thinking I'm stingey. *Passes a full plate of generic supermarket Jaffa cakes*

Good luck with the tickets. Where are you jetting off to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V1nFCP058

Paul McCartney & Wings- Jet - YouTube

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over a year ago


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off."

They great went to see them earlier this year.

Got tickets to all nights at royal Albert hall for Joe bonamassa as well.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwingFellow. I don't want anyone thinking I'm stingey. *Passes a full plate of generic supermarket Jaffa cakes*

Good luck with the tickets. Where are you jetting off to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V1nFCP058

Paul McCartney & Wings- Jet - YouTube

"

Ugh Jim, I hate to be unappreciative but I've had cookies softer than these Jaffa's.

I'm moving to AUS aren't I. Just really want to go to this gig before I move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwingFellow. I don't want anyone thinking I'm stingey. *Passes a full plate of generic supermarket Jaffa cakes*

Good luck with the tickets. Where are you jetting off to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V1nFCP058

Paul McCartney & Wings- Jet - YouTube

Ugh Jim, I hate to be unappreciative but I've had cookies softer than these Jaffa's.

I'm moving to AUS aren't I. Just really want to go to this gig before I move"

You'll get what you're given.

It's good to go south. You'll like it.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwingFellow. I don't want anyone thinking I'm stingey. *Passes a full plate of generic supermarket Jaffa cakes*

Good luck with the tickets. Where are you jetting off to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V1nFCP058

Paul McCartney & Wings- Jet - YouTube

Ugh Jim, I hate to be unappreciative but I've had cookies softer than these Jaffa's.

I'm moving to AUS aren't I. Just really want to go to this gig before I move

You'll get what you're given.

It's good to go south. You'll like it."

C'mon Jim. For the love of shoes! can't be giving a fellow connoisseur peasant food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You've got another packet. Join in, talk about anything you like. Smileyface

Giz a Jaffa Jimbo, don't be stingey

I'm currently trying to procure tickets for Greta Van Fleet on Thursday at MCR Academy. Only just discovered them and they're so fucking good so I need to go see them before I jet off.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwingFellow. I don't want anyone thinking I'm stingey. *Passes a full plate of generic supermarket Jaffa cakes*

Good luck with the tickets. Where are you jetting off to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V1nFCP058

Paul McCartney & Wings- Jet - YouTube

Ugh Jim, I hate to be unappreciative but I've had cookies softer than these Jaffa's.

I'm moving to AUS aren't I. Just really want to go to this gig before I move

You'll get what you're given.

It's good to go south. You'll like it.

C'mon Jim. For the love of shoes! can't be giving a fellow connoisseur peasant food "

I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night."

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

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over a year ago


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!"

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue."

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

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over a year ago


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

"

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is neighbours still on tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more. "

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Is neighbours still on tv"

I believe so. I haven’t watched it for decades.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!"

That reminds me I haven’t bought my 2019 Kylie calendar. Somehow I don’t think Mr M will buy it me this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is neighbours still on tv"

Yes, it's on Channel 5. Not long ago I saw Pippa from Home & Away in Neighbours. True story.

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over a year ago

Wow must be close to 30 years now

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over a year ago


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!

That reminds me I haven’t bought my 2019 Kylie calendar. Somehow I don’t think Mr M will buy it me this year"

Mr M, Mr Meanie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow must be close to 30 years now"

Oh, Neighbours is over thirty.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!

That reminds me I haven’t bought my 2019 Kylie calendar. Somehow I don’t think Mr M will buy it me this year

Mr M, Mr Meanie."

To be fair I’m not buying his Kelly Brook one. That’s breaking a 15 year old tradition but by gosh it’s worth being single for!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!"

I think Charlize Theron is one of the sexiest women alive, mind you I think Kat Von D is too. I'd say those are my crushes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a Bounty. That's pretty exotic for this time of the night.

Ah I could go for a Bounty. The red one would be perfect!

I thought you'd be asleep. It's blue.

As did I. As did I. Still when the pills do kick in I suspect I’ll be asleep for aagggeesss. Until then I’m watching Moana in bed dreaming of beaches and red Bounties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLA6OWMeeo

Craig McLachlan Mona 1990 MusicPlayOn com - YouTube

I loved that Henry from Neighbours. Just love his sister more.

I had such a crush on Kylie Minogue. What do I mean had?!

I think Charlize Theron is one of the sexiest women alive, mind you I think Kat Von D is too. I'd say those are my crushes. "

*Nods* CT is sexy.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Morning Jim.

Just having first break since 10.30pm. Been a busy night.

How's things with you?

I.

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over a year ago


"Morning Jim.

Just having first break since 10.30pm. Been a busy night.

How's things with you?

I."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Why didn't you join in at 10:30pm?! I hope your guests have been behaving.

I'm very well, thank you.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Morning Jim.

Just having first break since 10.30pm. Been a busy night.

How's things with you?

I.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Why didn't you join in at 10:30pm?! I hope your guests have been behaving.

I'm very well, thank you."

As soon as I arrived on duty, the Bar was busy. But it's been one of those GREAT nights, when all behaved themselves, all interacted well & no-one stepped out of line. Brilliant is an understatement.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning Jim and all

Had an early night due to being up at this ungodly hour for work

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