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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the weirdest compliment you've had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have soft skin, for an old woman (who should have leathery skin like a tortoise).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your body looks like it’s made from marble.

I didn’t really get it at the time, I’m not sure I do now

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Me balls look like Mary Berry ...I took it as a compliment anyway

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I do love a pierced bully button on a sexy tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs remind me of Greek columns

Not sure it’s a compliment though!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I do love a pierced bully button on a sexy tum

Though I'm now thinking that butt plug might draw my attention more

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

You look like Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You look like my daughter, so sexy’

Nope nope nope

I do get compliments on my eyebrows sometimes. They’re terrible eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like Jesus."

He had a bigger nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even get normal compliments

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose."

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hot pot is very well seasoned.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary. "

That made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually like chubsters, but you are hot

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.

That made me giggle. "

Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.

That made me giggle.

Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know. "

You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Nice glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact."

Big foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary. "

Black men often tell me I have a black woman's bum. I would like her to come and take it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I would like to rub my cock along your amazing fringe”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I would like to rub my cock along your amazing fringe”!"

I gotta work on my pick up lines. I’m clearly doing some thing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I would like to rub my cock along your amazing fringe”!"

That's the weirdest thing I've heard on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I would like to rub my cock along your amazing fringe”!

That's the weirdest thing I've heard on here."

It tickled me a bit but yes, a little odd.

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole

Can't remember. Not really used to getting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

I’ve had that one!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?"

I think he was circumcised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I would like to rub my cock along your amazing fringe”!"

Who hasn't had that??...,I wonder if it was the same guy??

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

To be fair I can understand his thinking on that one.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.

That made me giggle.

Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know.

You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning

And worse I fear. A serious of calamitous happenings of the Mac kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised"

I meant your cock you doughnut.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut."

Glazed ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

I’ve had that one!"

I think I get it twice a week. It's my most popular message

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut."

Cock doughnuts. The perfect midnight snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

To be fair I can understand his thinking on that one."

Corruption of percieved innocence perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut.

Glazed ring?"

That's a different body part entirely.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks

To be fair I can understand his thinking on that one.

Corruption of percieved innocence perhaps?

Does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the weirdest compliment you've had? "

Nice towel..do you use Lenor?

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By *mworthit156Man
over a year ago

South Glos_Bristol

You're surprisingly moreish...so she got some more !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut.

Glazed ring?"

Will my tongue fit in it?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut.

Glazed ring?

Will my tongue fit in it?"

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your body looks like it’s made from marble.

I didn’t really get it at the time, I’m not sure I do now "

Ermm marble is white and easily crumbles, scratches.

You sure she meant it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.

That made me giggle.

Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know.

You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning

And worse I fear. A serious of calamitous happenings of the Mac kind. "

I’m taking the fifth on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your body looks like it’s made from marble.

I didn’t really get it at the time, I’m not sure I do now "

A Grecian work of art I'm guessing. They are very well sculpted. Definitely a compliment

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

When someone says i've got nice legs, so i reply with 'oh you like the carbon fibre and polypropolene look' if i'm wearing my prosthetic leg or 'i've only got one'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Girls with short hair usually look like Dykes but you’re hot’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

Not*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night

I know! Who thinks slagging their partner off is going to result in the dropping of knickers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night

I know! Who thinks slagging their partner off is going to result in the dropping of knickers??

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By *mpishMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Apparently my head looks round and it suits me.

Decent observation to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night

I keep getting that one from the same guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my head looks round and it suits me.

Decent observation to be fair."

I like your head and facial features

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!

HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night

I keep getting that one from the same guy. "

I wonder If it is always the same guy. Maybe he lurks in the forums haha

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By *mpishMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Apparently my head looks round and it suits me.

Decent observation to be fair.

I like your head and facial features "

Ha thanks! I quite like yours too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly buttons turn me on sooooo much

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You're quite skinny from behind (as he was fucking me from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You have a pretty cock’

Should I tie a ribbon around it for you !!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"You look like Jesus.

He had a bigger nose.

Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.

Big foreskin?

I think he was circumcised

I meant your cock you doughnut.

Cock doughnuts. The perfect midnight snack. "

Absolutely... Everyone knows cock pineapple rings are for breakfast

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I like weird things, like boob veins, fingernails, toe cleavage, thighs, so I'm probably guilty of giving dodgy compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse once told me I have a cute cervix during a smear test

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A nurse once told me I have a cute cervix during a smear test"

You win!!! Best compliment ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy tell me he liked my thighs

Before my operation they were very hard and strong

Although at gym other day another guy said I must work out cos my ass is firm and muscular hehe I blushed as didn’t know what say (couldn’t reply oh it’s my physio I have to do 10x10 ass clenches to help my muscle development lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’ve got balls”!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have soft skin, for an old woman (who should have leathery skin like a tortoise)."
really, tortoises are the most pointless creatures

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it. "
is it that nice though?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What's the weirdest compliment you've had? "
That I have a Goldilocks Cock- not too big, not too small, just right

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it. is it that nice though? "

Its pretty nice, but a plate is a better idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it. is it that nice though?

Its pretty nice, but a plate is a better idea. "
to put your arse on?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it. "

Lucky he didn't say his cereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have sexy teeth...

Very odd

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