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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any of your family members flying from London to Lagos on flight VS651(Virgin Atlantic)? Flight diverting to Barcelona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olé!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the pilot?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm"

Medical emergency seems likely?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn’t be on here if I’m at work lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?! "

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?! "

How infuriating for the rest of the passengers

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

How infuriating for the rest of the passengers "

Are you saying you’re ok sitting next to someone who’s experiencing a heart attack and ok to watch them die next to you and sit next to a dead body for hours until you reach your destination on planned arrival time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

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Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Has this been on the news ?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

...

Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better..."

Passengers committing suicide inflight? How do they do that, exactly?

I somehow doubt you’re a pilot after reading that...

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

...

Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better..."

I’m (figuratively) dying to hear about this...

Meeting my mate who has 7000 hours on Boeings for a few beers tomorrow...

He will be all ears to hear how passengers can commit suicide in flight (he flew for RYR for a few years, so if any passengers were going to top themselves at FL350 it would be theirs).

Did I mention I’m a qualified pilot myself?!

Are you yet another Walter Mitty from this website, perchance? It’s an endless source of amusement, that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously as a fellow professional this is really a forum thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t you just love a forum pissing contest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

...

Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better..."

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

...

Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better..."

Please send a link....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously as a fellow professional this is really a forum thread!!!"

A professional what?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!"

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides.."

You’ve never eaten Alitalia food? Two rubber croissants could finish anyone off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You’ve never eaten Alitalia food? Two rubber croissants could finish anyone off."

I flew on Air India once.... enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides.."

After 21 years of flying, I’ve never had a suicide on any of my flights. I’ve been lucky and never had a death or a medical diversion. I’ve just been super lucky compared to many of my colleagues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of your family members flying from London to Lagos on flight VS651(Virgin Atlantic)? Flight diverting to Barcelona

It was a medical diversion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously as a fellow professional this is really a forum thread!!!

A professional what?"

The OP is a professional being a pilot so I’m guessing the other person holds a professional position too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

No idea honestly, too many possibilities. Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

A mate of mine flies commercially. He had someone on his aircraft the other night (flying out or Egypt) who had been diving that morning.

Luckily they were close enough to the destination not to need to divert when the guy went down with decompression sickness...

Smart bloke

...

Smh.... I heard stories of passengers committing suicide inflight due to extreme pain caused after diving. They should know better...

I’m (figuratively) dying to hear about this...

Meeting my mate who has 7000 hours on Boeings for a few beers tomorrow...

He will be all ears to hear how passengers can commit suicide in flight (he flew for RYR for a few years, so if any passengers were going to top themselves at FL350 it would be theirs).

Did I mention I’m a qualified pilot myself?!

Are you yet another Walter Mitty from this website, perchance? It’s an endless source of amusement, that’s for sure

It was an incident that happened years ago from two passengers flying back from Mexico to the US. Look it up yourself.

Qualified pilot? Part 107? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

Lucky indeed. Once hear over the radio of a UA who has just departed had to turn around due to a passenger with heart attack. They cleared them to land ASAP. The passenger didn’t make it at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

Lucky indeed. Once hear over the radio of a UA who has just departed had to turn around due to a passenger with heart attack. They cleared them to land ASAP. The passenger didn’t make it at last"

It happens but we have an amazing ‘tempus’ equipment now so it has saved us having to divert for just severe indigestion and medlink are amazing in more severe situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides.."

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

Lucky indeed. Once hear over the radio of a UA who has just departed had to turn around due to a passenger with heart attack. They cleared them to land ASAP. The passenger didn’t make it at last

It happens but we have an amazing ‘tempus’ equipment now so it has saved us having to divert for just severe indigestion and medlink are amazing in more severe situations. "

Wish there’s a like button I can click to your comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4"

Never heard of it. Before my time.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Did three holds over southern France and descended down to FL150

Then into BCN.

Roger, roger. What's their vector, Victor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time."

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

This is the strangest thread ever on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the strangest thread ever on fab.

Are you new here?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

And the sun rises on another day in the Fab forums.

Doors to manual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old. "

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured.

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By *r n Mrs F xCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

It just gets better and better.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. "
like a Stilton

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By *r n Mrs F xCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"This is the strangest thread ever on fab.

Are you new here?

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old. "

And don't call me Shirley

Rabbit x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This is the strangest thread ever on fab.

Are you new here?

Totally bizarre wrong font!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. "

May I add garlic Camembert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever.

May I add garlic Camembert?"

I make that all the time, I want something a bit more special.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace."

How do you take your tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace.

How do you take your tea? "

If I have to, with brandy...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace.

How do you take your tea?

If I have to, with brandy...x"

No alcohol whilst on duty captain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever.

May I add garlic Camembert?

I make that all the time, I want something a bit more special.

Camembert on my tongue then.(sounds short bus creative there, right?)

Let me finish my coffee and I’ll come back with a better idea.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. "
you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I to am a pilot been flying years on the old Airbus262738298262ndhdh73 thinking of giving it up getting boring just shagging air hostesses all the time so I'm going to become a fire fighter or maybe a plumber which ever one will look best on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace.

How do you take your tea?

If I have to, with brandy...x

No alcohol whilst on duty captain. "

As long as both pilots aren't seen in the bar at the same time it's fine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I to am a pilot been flying years on the old Airbus262738298262ndhdh73 thinking of giving it up getting boring just shagging air hostesses all the time so I'm going to become a fire fighter or maybe a plumber which ever one will look best on fab. "

Fire fighter. Women love the image and they pay you to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have held more professional roles than Action Man. One of which was, coincidentally, a pilot, but I enjoyed my recreational flying more.....peace.

How do you take your tea?

If I have to, with brandy...x

No alcohol whilst on duty captain.

As long as both pilots aren't seen in the bar at the same time it's fine..

Lol!!!! Well said!!!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I am not a pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so every one I'm now a fire fighter so if you need any information on fighting fires or saving cats from trees I have been doing it years so with my fire fighter side kick google we can probably help with any info. Just need to find a pic of a fire engine and I'm now a professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not a pilot

Neither am I any more, but my school career teacher was wrong...

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hiliarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips..."

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Airplane! Movie related anecdote alert. On saundersfoot beach some years back, 3 families enjoying the sun on holiday together. At that time there were pedalos for rent so the three guys went down to get three. There was a stunning girl in a wetsuit, zipper slightly down ,long blonde hair smoking a cigarette but in a sexy way if that makes any sense. I said “three pedalos please” she said “all together?” Without looking at each other all three said in unison “three pedalos please!”

You could see the tumble blow across the beach much as it is now.

However the three of us just high fived silently and felt like Frank Dreben.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?"

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me"

Do you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!"

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me

Do you deliver?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me

Do you deliver?

No just chicken and fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)"

Very bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me

Do you deliver?

In fact, we do. Within distance of the restaurants tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t be on here if I’m at work lol "
ttl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad. "

My bad, please accept my apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies"

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

We are not ancient, we are nicely matured. like a Stilton

Make it a stichelton and we have a deal. Throw in a glass of Petrus and we will love you forever. you could have a sliver of the Petrus but not a glass

As long as it’s enough to wet my lips...

My family owns take away restaurants. Not a challenge to make your upper lips wet. Regarding to the other lips... all I can say is, try me

Do you deliver?

In fact, we do. Within distance of the restaurants tho..."

Short hop? No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes. "

I’ll make it up to you. Chicken soup, cheese, massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

I’ll make it up to you. Chicken soup, cheese, massage."

Do you wear chinos and boat shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo pilot up for grabs here ladies cmon get in quick

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"It has safely landed in Barcelona

Cause of deviation unknown atm

Medical emergency seems likely?!

How infuriating for the rest of the passengers

Of course I wouldn’t want to sit next to them. Put the body in the loo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Any air hostsses on here want to push their trolleys up my aisle

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Has the airport announcement system at Heathrow now merged with fab - ooh goody, can't wait to see kiss fuck avoid up there next to my outbound flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?"

He/She will tell you......

Like vegans..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you take your tea? "

When the young girl in Airplane is asked how she likes her coffee she replies "black, like my men".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes. "

If you want to know what all those knobs up in the cockpit do.....go and ask them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!

I’m still trying to hear about these in flight suicides..

You've never seen 'Airplane' I take it ?

https://youtu.be/CSALQn0u9z4

Never heard of it. Before my time.

The film came out in 1980 and a very famous parody film.

I'm trying to pretend I'm not as ancient as I am.

Shirley I'm not that old.

And don't call me Shirley

Rabbit x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Airplane! Movie related anecdote alert. On saundersfoot beach some years back, 3 families enjoying the sun on holiday together. At that time there were pedalos for rent so the three guys went down to get three. There was a stunning girl in a wetsuit, zipper slightly down ,long blonde hair smoking a cigarette but in a sexy way if that makes any sense. I said “three pedalos please” she said “all together?” Without looking at each other all three said in unison “three pedalos please!”

You could see the tumble blow across the beach much as it is now.

However the three of us just high fived silently and felt like Frank Dreben. "

This thread is like a conversation on a Friday night in the pub after a really bad week at work. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

I’ll make it up to you. Chicken soup, cheese, massage.

Do you wear chinos and boat shoes? "

Chinos, sometimes. Boat shoes, absolutely no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You could see the tumble blow across the beach much as it is now.

However the three of us just high fived silently and felt like Frank Dreben.

This thread is like a conversation on a Friday night in the pub after a really bad week at work. Love it.

My week is still shit atm, don’t know much longer will this last. Hope it’ll turn around soon

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over a year ago

You could see the tumble blow across the beach much as it is now.

However the three of us just high fived silently and felt like Frank Dreben.

This thread is like a conversation on a Friday night in the pub after a really bad week at work. Love it.

My week is still shit atm, don’t know much longer will this last. Hope it’ll turn around soon"

Sending you a virtual beer and some cheese on toast. Hope it gets better soon.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Are we going to have travel alerts for all types of transport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

If you want to know what all those knobs up in the cockpit do.....go and ask them..

Their eyes light up when I ask that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we going to have travel alerts for all types of transport? "

If so, can you keep your eye on the 86 bus route for me.

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over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

If you want to know what all those knobs up in the cockpit do.....go and ask them..

Their eyes light up when I ask that."

If they're honest.they don't know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

If you want to know what all those knobs up in the cockpit do.....go and ask them..

Their eyes light up when I ask that.

If they're honest.they don't know..

It’s true, they don’t know what many do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know there's a pilot in the room with you....?

You will hear them talking about flaps and slats!!

How about a pregnant FA?(bad joke)

Very bad.

My bad, please accept my apologies

I’m used to pilots bad jokes.

If you want to know what all those knobs up in the cockpit do.....go and ask them..

Their eyes light up when I ask that.

If they're honest.they don't know..

It’s true, they don’t know what many do. "

Red bull through Flight School, the rest is PFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

Heaven is only 6000ft MSL

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over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

Heaven is only 6000ft MSL"

Heaven's loft and back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

Heaven is only 6000ft MSL"

I thought 6000 AMSL was just cloulds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

Heaven is only 6000ft MSL

I thought 6000 AMSL was just cloulds"

Lmao!!! In the UK, indeed. CIG from 500, scattered FL260....

In Texas.. clear skies P6SM 360 days out of a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

Heaven is only 6000ft MSL

Heaven's loft and back? "

Ummmm I would lean the mixture as much as possible, slow flight, and steam up the windows to log IMC time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a qualified pilot too.

Ive pulled a few knobs. That's sufficient right

Did you take them to heaven and back?

Yes.

That's good enough for the Twenty Minuters! ....

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Fab never fails to amaze.

I might buy some surgical scrubs and a scalpel then change my profile pic and regale you all with stories about exactly goes on in my operating theatre!"

Brilliant!

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