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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever dipped your dick into?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Deep fat fryer?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sure we've all made some regrettable decisions sexually, but I'm not sure I want to relive them publicly, or even say derogatory things about the people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep fat fryer?"

That’s a great new name for my ex. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about you mingeman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about you mingeman?"

Crack whores maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about you mingeman?

Crack whores maybe? "
. Forced into a plastic water bottle then a trip to hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about you mingeman?

Crack whores maybe? "

My housemaster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick."

Would you like to play with mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep fat fryer?

That’s a great new name for my ex. Thanks!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a dick but I did put my dildo in my ass.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Deep fat fryer?

That’s a great new name for my ex. Thanks!"

Ahh you know her too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick but I did put my dildo in my ass. "

So I see...

I’m looking for an experienced ass, one that can appreciate my magic mooli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst thing you’ve ever dipped your dick into? "

A pigeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think even for Fab, somethings are too far!

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My ex-wife had a boyfriend she referred to as having a face like a melted welly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick but I did put my dildo in my ass.

So I see...

I’m looking for an experienced ass, one that can appreciate my magic mooli. "

Appreciate in what way? Do you want it to say thank you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex-wife had a boyfriend she referred to as having a face like a melted welly! "

Say hello to her from me, and yes I still look the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick but I did put my dildo in my ass.

So I see...

I’m looking for an experienced ass, one that can appreciate my magic mooli.

Appreciate in what way? Do you want it to say thank you? "

Not just say “thank you”, I’d like to see it impersonate Susan Boyle’s best vocal efforts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick but I did put my dildo in my ass.

So I see...

I’m looking for an experienced ass, one that can appreciate my magic mooli.

Appreciate in what way? Do you want it to say thank you?

Not just say “thank you”, I’d like to see it impersonate Susan Boyle’s best vocal efforts. "

Mine isn't much of a singer, it's more a fragrant whisperer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot wax.... Although peeling it off was marginally more satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot wax.... Although peeling it off was marginally more satisfying

Next time use was on your flaccid and start to think abt Celine Dion, you'll get erect and free your cock like hulk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My fly zipper

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By *ldhillhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Old Hill

"I'm sure we've all made some regrettable decisions sexually, but I'm not sure I want to relive them publicly, or even say derogatory things about the people. "

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I don't have a dick."
you can use my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mingeman.

It was a dark period of my life and he was there for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot wax.... Although peeling it off was marginally more satisfying

Next time use was on your flaccid and start to think abt Celine Dion, you'll get erect and free your cock like hulk "

Haha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hot wax.... Although peeling it off was marginally more satisfying

Next time use was on your flaccid and start to think abt Celine Dion, you'll get erect and free your cock like hulk "

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