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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If there was a book of commandments for the modern world what should they be?

Thou shalt not ..............?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a book of commandments for the modern world what should they be?

Thou shalt not ..............?"

get offended easily.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Text speak

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not use snap chat filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thall shall not steal or touch my food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ask again... when you got told no the first time!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Put pineapple on pizza

I'd still be a sinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall not be a slave to the wage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not give any fucks about what everyone is pretending to be doing on social media!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Thou shalt not covet other members' profile pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....be a snow flake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...put more effort into your eyebrows than your CV

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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Thou Shalt Always Kill

Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip

This is possibly Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip’s most famous song, from the album Angles. It is… read more »

[Verse 1: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile; some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they'd become popular

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick!

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week-in, week-out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were

[Verse 2: Scroobius Pip]

The Beatles were just a band

Led Zeppelin, just a band

The Beach Boys, just a band

The Sex Pistols, just a band

The Clash, just a band

Crass, just a band

Minor Threat, just a band

The Cure were just a band

The Smiths, just a band

Nirvana, just a band

The Pixies, just a band

Oasis, just a band

Radiohead, just a band

Bloc Party, just a band

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band

"The next big thing", just a band

[Verse 3: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the four elements, and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music

Shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"

When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"

When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me

(Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on)

[Verse 4: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not quote me happy

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me

Thou shalt spell the word "phoenix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, "Izziiit?"

[Outro: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt think for yourselves!

And most importantly of all

Thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SIGN UP

Thou Shalt Always Kill

Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip

This is possibly Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip’s most famous song, from the album Angles. It is… read more »

[Verse 1: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile; some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they'd become popular

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick!

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week-in, week-out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were

[Verse 2: Scroobius Pip]

The Beatles were just a band

Led Zeppelin, just a band

The Beach Boys, just a band

The Sex Pistols, just a band

The Clash, just a band

Crass, just a band

Minor Threat, just a band

The Cure were just a band

The Smiths, just a band

Nirvana, just a band

The Pixies, just a band

Oasis, just a band

Radiohead, just a band

Bloc Party, just a band

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band

"The next big thing", just a band

[Verse 3: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the four elements, and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music

Shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"

When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"

When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me

(Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on)

[Verse 4: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not quote me happy

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me

Thou shalt spell the word "phoenix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, "Izziiit?"

[Outro: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt think for yourselves!

And most importantly of all

Thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill

"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not... Vote leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SIGN UP

Thou Shalt Always Kill

Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip

This is possibly Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip’s most famous song, from the album Angles. It is… read more »

[Verse 1: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile; some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they'd become popular

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick!

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week-in, week-out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were

[Verse 2: Scroobius Pip]

The Beatles were just a band

Led Zeppelin, just a band

The Beach Boys, just a band

The Sex Pistols, just a band

The Clash, just a band

Crass, just a band

Minor Threat, just a band

The Cure were just a band

The Smiths, just a band

Nirvana, just a band

The Pixies, just a band

Oasis, just a band

Radiohead, just a band

Bloc Party, just a band

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band

"The next big thing", just a band

[Verse 3: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the four elements, and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music

Shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"

When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"

When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me

(Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on)

[Verse 4: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt not quote me happy

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me

Thou shalt spell the word "phoenix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, "Izziiit?"

[Outro: Scroobius Pip]

Thou shalt think for yourselves!

And most importantly of all

Thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill

"

Love this song!

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