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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of water for me please with loads of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of earl grey tea and a chocolate brownie please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a licenced bar?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Glass of water for me please with loads of ice "

One glass of water with lots of ice coming right up.

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cup of earl grey tea and a chocolate brownie please x"

Good afternoon kittykat...one cup of early grey tea with a chocolate brownie coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you have a licenced bar? "

Sorry Kat..we cant sell alcohol here but i do have a bar right next door which is normally open on Saturday nights on the forum!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

May I have a lovely hazelnut cappuccino with chocolate sprinkles and a biscotti please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pot of tea and a slice of caramel shortbread please. Oh and someone nice to come share it and have a natter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paned and some welsh cakes diolch yn fawr

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May I have a lovely hazelnut cappuccino with chocolate sprinkles and a biscotti please? "

Good afternoon MrsMac..One hazelnut cappuccino with chocolate sprinkles and a biscotti coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A pot of tea and a slice of caramel shortbread please. Oh and someone nice to come share it and have a natter. "

Good afternoon Dotty..one pot of tea and a slice of caramel shortbread coming right up.

If no one else needs serving I'll come and share your tea and have a chat

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A paned and some welsh cakes diolch yn fawr "

prynhawn Da Kinkybird..

Had some lovely Welsh cakes delivered just this morning as i thought you might stop by!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was wanting a cuppa tea and toasted teacake but just had mince and dumplings so can't consume any more food today xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well i was wanting a cuppa tea and toasted teacake but just had mince and dumplings so can't consume any more food today xx"

This new cafe is open 24 hours a day so come back any time for your cuppa and teacakes Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee to go please Chief? Americano, no milk. Working on a bit today and I need to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i was wanting a cuppa tea and toasted teacake but just had mince and dumplings so can't consume any more food today xx

This new cafe is open 24 hours a day so come back any time for your cuppa and teacakes Kat xx"

I wanted it this morning but you weren't here xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee to go please Chief? Americano, no milk. Working on a bit today and I need to stay awake "

Good afternoon georgie..One Americano to go..Hope it helps to keep you awake!

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By *ancsmancsMan
over a year ago

Skipton

I’ll have hot water with a slice of lemon shaken not stirred

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well i was wanting a cuppa tea and toasted teacake but just had mince and dumplings so can't consume any more food today xx

This new cafe is open 24 hours a day so come back any time for your cuppa and teacakes Kat xx

I wanted it this morning but you weren't here xx"

sorry about that my lovely..Had to get supplies in for the new cafe..will be here tomorrow morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee to go please Chief? Americano, no milk. Working on a bit today and I need to stay awake

Good afternoon georgie..One Americano to go..Hope it helps to keep you awake!"

Ta muchly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have hot water with a slice of lemon shaken not stirred "

One cup of hot water with a slice of lemon coming right up..Have you been watching James Bond today?!

Still waiting for a request for the jukebox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i was wanting a cuppa tea and toasted teacake but just had mince and dumplings so can't consume any more food today xx

This new cafe is open 24 hours a day so come back any time for your cuppa and teacakes Kat xx

I wanted it this morning but you weren't here xx

sorry about that my lovely..Had to get supplies in for the new cafe..will be here tomorrow morning xx "

No worries xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee to go please Chief? Americano, no milk. Working on a bit today and I need to stay awake

Good afternoon georgie..One Americano to go..Hope it helps to keep you awake!

Ta muchly "

you're welcome

Anyone else fancy something before i close up for the evening?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Just making a final cup of tea for the day if anybody wants a hot drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you? "

A muffin please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you?

A muffin please"

One muffin coming right up!..Chocolate chip ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filter coffee with a splash of milk and a granola bar.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Filter coffee with a splash of milk and a granola bar."

Good morning..One filter coffee with a splash of milk and a granola bar coming right up.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Morning all..Cafe is open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just some toast please and large coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, poached egg on toast would be lovely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just some toast please and large coffee."

Good morning bang..One large coffee and 2 slices of toast coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please, poached egg on toast would be lovely "

Good morning shorty..One coffee and a poached egg on toast coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please, poached egg on toast would be lovely

Good morning shorty..One coffee and a poached egg on toast coming right up..."

Woohoo! Thanks Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please, poached egg on toast would be lovely

Good morning shorty..One coffee and a poached egg on toast coming right up...

Woohoo! Thanks Ash "

Your welcome..Hope you visit again

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Cafe is open for lunch if anybody needs something!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Twegg and chips please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Twegg and chips please "

2 fried eggs and chips coming right up...

Any bread and butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had pasta and hotdogs x

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Hot chocolate with marshmallows and a slice of carrot cake please x storm x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Twegg and chips please

2 fried eggs and chips coming right up...

Any bread and butter?"

Yes 2 slices please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I had pasta and hotdogs x"

Good afternoon Kat...that sounds tasty! x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hot chocolate with marshmallows and a slice of carrot cake please x storm x"

Good afternoon storm..

One hot chocolate with marshmallows and a slice of carrot cake coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Twegg and chips please

2 fried eggs and chips coming right up...

Any bread and butter?

Yes 2 slices please "

2 slices coming right up..I do love a chip butty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had pasta and hotdogs x

Good afternoon Kat...that sounds tasty! x"

It was xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day breakfast and a tea with milk and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack.."

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

How much are your Twixes mate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All day breakfast and a tea with milk and 2 please "

Good afternoon..

One all day breakfast and a cup of tea with milk and 2 sugars coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx"

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How much are your Twixes mate "

Good afternoon sensual..I can do a special offer today off 2 Twixes for 1 pound only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast please

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"How much are your Twixes mate

Good afternoon sensual..I can do a special offer today off 2 Twixes for 1 pound only?"

I've only got 89p can I owe you 11p tomorrow

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over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Beans on toast please "

Good afternoon Taff..

Beans on toast coming right up..

Would the pooch like a bowl of water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx"

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke salmon on sourdough toast with two poached duck eggs and a pot of Earl Gray with lemon please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How much are your Twixes mate

Good afternoon sensual..I can do a special offer today off 2 Twixes for 1 pound only?

I've only got 89p can I owe you 11p tomorrow "

No problem mate..I wont charge you any interest!..Enjoy the twixes

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Coffee, two sugars, milk, pretty pllllleeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting a maccies with latte so im sorted for now taaaa

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"How much are your Twixes mate

Good afternoon sensual..I can do a special offer today off 2 Twixes for 1 pound only?

I've only got 89p can I owe you 11p tomorrow

No problem mate..I wont charge you any interest!..Enjoy the twixes "

Bloody London prices

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx"

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Smoke salmon on sourdough toast with two poached duck eggs and a pot of Earl Gray with lemon please. "

Good afternoon RobMaria..

Its lucky i went to the market this morning and bought some fresh Scottish salmon!

Will bring your pot of Early grey tea first with lemon and order shortly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx"

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee, two sugars, milk, pretty pllllleeease "

Good afternoon MrsTime...

One coffee with milk and 2 sugars coming right up..

I have some lovely carrot cake in today if you fancy a slice?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just getting a maccies with latte so im sorted for now taaaa"

Our home made burgers are much more tasty than Macky D's!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How much are your Twixes mate

Good afternoon sensual..I can do a special offer today off 2 Twixes for 1 pound only?

I've only got 89p can I owe you 11p tomorrow

No problem mate..I wont charge you any interest!..Enjoy the twixes

Bloody London prices "

Better quality twixes here than in Liverpool!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx"

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx"

Perfect would you like a hand with the washing up xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx

Perfect would you like a hand with the washing up xx"

yes please as i don't have a dishwasher here yet! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx

Perfect would you like a hand with the washing up xx

yes please as i don't have a dishwasher here yet! xx"

Ok I will wash you can dry xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx

Perfect would you like a hand with the washing up xx

yes please as i don't have a dishwasher here yet! xx

Ok I will wash you can dry xx"

sounds like a plan. will try not to drop any plates!

Could do with an afternoon nap now the lunch time rush is over! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon All..Cafe is open if anybody needs a hot drink or snack..

Good afternoon ash I hope you had a pleasant weekend I'm hungry but not sure what to have xx

Good afternoon Kat

I had a lovely weekend thanks visiting family.

How about a hot dog today with onions? xx

Ah that's lovely and yes please that sounds good with a pineapple juice please xx

One hot dog with onions and a pineapple juice coming right up..

will make one for myself also and come and join you at your table shortly xx

Ok no worries that's very kind of you xx

Hope you enjoyed the hot dogs my lovely xx

Perfect would you like a hand with the washing up xx

yes please as i don't have a dishwasher here yet! xx

Ok I will wash you can dry xx

sounds like a plan. will try not to drop any plates!

Could do with an afternoon nap now the lunch time rush is over! xx "

Nap sounds good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a coffee and a doughnut please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a coffee and a doughnut please Ash "

Good afternoon kinkycat...One coffee and a doughnut coming right up..

How has your day been?..

Its been raining here in London on and off all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoke salmon on sourdough toast with two poached duck eggs and a pot of Earl Gray with lemon please. "

Excellent. We will leave a great review on Tripadvisor..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoke salmon on sourdough toast with two poached duck eggs and a pot of Earl Gray with lemon please.

Good afternoon RobMaria..

Its lucky i went to the market this morning and bought some fresh Scottish salmon!

Will bring your pot of Early grey tea first with lemon and order shortly..."

Outstanding service, we have put a great review on Tripadvisor..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Smoke salmon on sourdough toast with two poached duck eggs and a pot of Earl Gray with lemon please.

Good afternoon RobMaria..

Its lucky i went to the market this morning and bought some fresh Scottish salmon!

Will bring your pot of Early grey tea first with lemon and order shortly...

Outstanding service, we have put a great review on Tripadvisor..

"

That's very kind of you guys thank you!..

will help to bring in a few more customers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

were open again for another couple of hours or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip buttie

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By *uartz24Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I bought a Coffee & Danish this morning and you gave me the wrong change.

You gave me £1 too much, didn’t notice till I had left so I will give it to charity

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Chip buttie "

Good evening EnglishRose..

One Chip Butty coming right up...

I might have a fish finger butty a bit later on!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I bought a Coffee & Danish this morning and you gave me the wrong change.

You gave me £1 too much, didn’t notice till I had left so I will give it to charity "

Good evening..That's most kind of you..

Would you mind to give it to The British Legion as it was Remembrance day yesterday.

Hope you enjoyed the Danish pastry!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Cafe is open again if anyone fancies a late night hot drink!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Hi..May I have a cup of earl grey tea and is that a lemon drizzle cake I see??

looks nice and wet, one large slice please.

Could you play Excert from a teenage opera by Keith West on the jukebox please? The jukebox rarely gets used.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi..May I have a cup of earl grey tea and is that a lemon drizzle cake I see??

looks nice and wet, one large slice please.

Could you play Excert from a teenage opera by Keith West on the jukebox please? The jukebox rarely gets used."

Good evening gloryhole..One cup of Earl grey tea and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake coming right up!...

I'm going to fire up the jukebox and see if its working as its not been on for a while!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

The Jukebox is still working!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5cqzu6vi_Q

Keith West - Excerpt from a teenage opera

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Morning all..Cafe is open again

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"Morning all..Cafe is open again "

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx"

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Got your 11p ash

Gizza cafe latte to go please mate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Got your 11p ash

Gizza cafe latte to go please mate "

Thanks for giving me the 11p you owed..

One cafe latte to go coming right up and a twix on the house..

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over a year ago


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx"

Ohhhhh thanks xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx

Ohhhhh thanks xx"

you're welcome..I had a bacon buttie also! xx

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over a year ago


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx

Ohhhhh thanks xx

you're welcome..I had a bacon buttie also! xx"

With red sauce? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a hot chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon buttie with salad cream...please

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over a year ago


"Bacon buttie with salad cream...please "

Salad cream with bacon? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx

Ohhhhh thanks xx

you're welcome..I had a bacon buttie also! xx

With red sauce? x"

I love ketchup in my bacon butties xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just a hot chocolate please "

Sorry for the delay notyourwife..One hot chocolate coming right up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bacon buttie with salad cream...please "

One bacon buttie with salad cream coming right up TandB...

Interesting combination!

Anyone else had that before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do jacket spuds? Could do with a cheesy bean one right now and a mug of tea

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you do jacket spuds? Could do with a cheesy bean one right now and a mug of tea "

we certainly do Golf man...

Will bring you a mug of tea first then your jacket potato with cheese and beans on it shortly

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over a year ago


"Do you do jacket spuds? Could do with a cheesy bean one right now and a mug of tea

we certainly do Golf man...

Will bring you a mug of tea first then your jacket potato with cheese and beans on it shortly "

You legend!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you do jacket spuds? Could do with a cheesy bean one right now and a mug of tea

we certainly do Golf man...

Will bring you a mug of tea first then your jacket potato with cheese and beans on it shortly

You legend! "

Cheers! Hope you enjoyed the jacket potatoes

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over a year ago


"Morning all..Cafe is open again

Morning ash tea and a bacon buttie please xx

Good Morning Kat..One cup of tea and a bacon buttie coming right up...xx

Ohhhhh thanks xx

you're welcome..I had a bacon buttie also! xx

With red sauce? x

I love ketchup in my bacon butties xx"

Snap xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning all..Cafe is open again

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over a year ago


"Good morning all..Cafe is open again "

Something for a sore throat and not love juice

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over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Latte please Ash x

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over a year ago

Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce

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over a year ago


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce "

Noooooo what is it with red sauce and yolk together xx

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I've just had some sausage ....so im full .

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning all..Cafe is open again

Something for a sore throat and not love juice "

Good morning Kat..

sorry to read about the sore throat..I'm going to make you a glass of hot water with lemon and honey in it x

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over a year ago


"I've just had some sausage ....so im full . "

Have you indeed

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over a year ago


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce

Noooooo what is it with red sauce and yolk together xx"

It turns the yolk a lovely reddish orange

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce "

Good morning Jamey..your order is coming right up!..Tea or coffee?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've just had some sausage ....so im full . "

You haven't tried my famous sausage yet

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over a year ago


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce

Good morning Jamey..your order is coming right up!..Tea or coffee?"

Coffee, white 1 sugar please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce

Good morning Jamey..your order is coming right up!..Tea or coffee?

Coffee, white 1 sugar please"

Coffee with milk and one sugar coming right and up and your sarnie is almost ready.

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over a year ago


"Good morning all..Cafe is open again

Something for a sore throat and not love juice

Good morning Kat..

sorry to read about the sore throat..I'm going to make you a glass of hot water with lemon and honey in it x"

Thanks ash you are a sweetie xx

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over a year ago


"Bacon, egg and sausage sarnie please. Butter on the bread, break the egg yolk please and red sauce

Noooooo what is it with red sauce and yolk together xx

It turns the yolk a lovely reddish orange "

Blugh I don't even like it when the beans touch the egg xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning all..Cafe is open again

Something for a sore throat and not love juice

Good morning Kat..

sorry to read about the sore throat..I'm going to make you a glass of hot water with lemon and honey in it x

Thanks ash you are a sweetie xx"

I'll come and join you guys in your hot tub one evening and bring some bacon butties xx

I need to head out for a while but will be back to open cafe for lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have 6 poached eggs and 3 slices of crispy bacon please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Latte please Ash x "

Good morning DC..Sorry I didn't notice you'd come in the cafe..One Lattee coming right up

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over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll have 6 poached eggs and 3 slices of crispy bacon please"

Sounds like you're very hungry this morning Kelvin!..6 poached eggs and 3 slices of crispy bacon coming right up!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Latte please Ash x

Good morning DC..Sorry I didn't notice you'd come in the cafe..One Lattee coming right up "

Thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please "

Good afternoon Sensual..4 fried chickens and a coming right up..Any chips?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Latte please Ash x

Good morning DC..Sorry I didn't notice you'd come in the cafe..One Lattee coming right up

Thank you x"

Lattee is on the house today as my service wasn't its normal high standard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar coated doughnut

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sugar coated doughnut "

Good afternoon notyourwife..one sugar coated doughnut coming right up...

I have a joke...

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

wit jam in!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please

Good afternoon Sensual..4 fried chickens and a coming right up..Any chips?!"

Go ead mate , loads of vinegar on the chips

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please

Good afternoon Sensual..4 fried chickens and a coming right up..Any chips?!

Go ead mate , loads of vinegar on the chips "

chips to go with your fried chicken coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone else fancy a hot drink while cafe is still open?

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over a year ago


"Sugar coated doughnut

Good afternoon notyourwife..one sugar coated doughnut coming right up...

I have a joke...

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

wit jam in!"

Thanks and sounds perfect.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you? "

Think the price may be too high..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you?

Think the price may be too high.."

Our prices are very reasonable

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you?

Think the price may be too high..

Our prices are very reasonable "

If it got anything to do with sex would make it too expensive.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cafe is open for hot drinks,sandwiches,cakes,snacks and our famous full English breakfast is available all day.we also have a jukebox if anyone has any requests!

What can i get you?

Think the price may be too high..

Our prices are very reasonable

If it got anything to do with sex would make it too expensive. "

This is sex free Cafe!..Only hot drinks and food available here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please

Good afternoon Sensual..4 fried chickens and a coming right up..Any chips?!

Go ead mate , loads of vinegar on the chips

chips to go with your fried chicken coming right up! "

Cheers mate and give us 10 woodbines and a Bounty please mate

H a a funny feet out the fridge aswell please

Do they still do funny feet ?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx"

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning ash

Can I have 4 fried chickens and a Coke please

Good afternoon Sensual..4 fried chickens and a coming right up..Any chips?!

Go ead mate , loads of vinegar on the chips

chips to go with your fried chicken coming right up!

Cheers mate and give us 10 woodbines and a Bounty please mate

H a a funny feet out the fridge aswell please

Do they still do funny feet ?"

sorry we don't sell tobacco mate but i can give you a bounty and a walls funny feet ice lolly from the freezer..Careful though its very cold!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

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Ah ok thanks ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

Ah ok thanks ash xx"

I might open the fab lounge bar tomorrow evening if you fancy popping in for another cider xx

I better get these dishes done before i close the cafe!

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over a year ago


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

Ah ok thanks ash xx

I might open the fab lounge bar tomorrow evening if you fancy popping in for another cider xx

I better get these dishes done before i close the cafe!"

I don't mind washing up and I'm off out tomorrow night xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

Ah ok thanks ash xx

I might open the fab lounge bar tomorrow evening if you fancy popping in for another cider xx

I better get these dishes done before i close the cafe!

I don't mind washing up and I'm off out tomorrow night xx"

Thanks Kat..I'll do the drying x

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over a year ago


"Ash I know it's early can I have a cider please xx

one cider coming right up Kat..I would join you but going off to work soon to do the late shift! xx

Ah ok thanks ash xx

I might open the fab lounge bar tomorrow evening if you fancy popping in for another cider xx

I better get these dishes done before i close the cafe!

I don't mind washing up and I'm off out tomorrow night xx

Thanks Kat..I'll do the drying x"

Ok no worries xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon all..

Cafe is open if anyone need a hot drink or something to eat

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over a year ago

Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx"

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a freshly brewed coffee with a couple of smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls, please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Love a freshly brewed coffee with a couple of smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls, please. "

Good Afternoon Doc..

One freshly brewed coffee and 2 smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls coming right up...

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"Love a freshly brewed coffee with a couple of smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls, please.

Good Afternoon Doc..

One freshly brewed coffee and 2 smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls coming right up..."

Top man, what a fantastic café, spot on.

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over a year ago


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx"

Thanks nor eaten since 3 yesterday and it seems ok just got back into Leicester xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Love a freshly brewed coffee with a couple of smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls, please.

Good Afternoon Doc..

One freshly brewed coffee and 2 smoked bacon and plum tomato ciabatta rolls coming right up...

Top man, what a fantastic café, spot on. "

Cheers mate..Hope you'll leave a nice review on trip advisor!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx

Thanks nor eaten since 3 yesterday and it seems ok just got back into Leicester xx"

How comes you not eaten? Are you on a diet or have you just been far too busy?

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over a year ago


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx

Thanks nor eaten since 3 yesterday and it seems ok just got back into Leicester xx

How comes you not eaten? Are you on a diet or have you just been far too busy?"

No I just sometimes don't feel like eating xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx

Thanks nor eaten since 3 yesterday and it seems ok just got back into Leicester xx

How comes you not eaten? Are you on a diet or have you just been far too busy?

No I just sometimes don't feel like eating xx"

you can stop by for a bacon buttie any time xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Can you whip up a black forest hot chocolate a la Costa? I’ve a hankering

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over a year ago


"Hi ash can I have a tea and either a pain au raisin or a cheese and ham toastie xx

Hi Kat..One cup of tea and cheese and ham toastie coming right up..

Hows things where you are?..Damp and miserable here in London! xx

Thanks nor eaten since 3 yesterday and it seems ok just got back into Leicester xx

How comes you not eaten? Are you on a diet or have you just been far too busy?

No I just sometimes don't feel like eating xx

you can stop by for a bacon buttie any time xx"

Thanks xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you whip up a black forest hot chocolate a la Costa? I’ve a hankering "

one black forest hot chocolate coming right up MrsMac severed with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

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over a year ago


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today? "

Gingerbread latte please ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

Gingerbread latte please ash xx"

One gingerbread latte coming right up kat and hopefully a slice of that cake you have just made xx

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over a year ago


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

Gingerbread latte please ash xx

One gingerbread latte coming right up kat and hopefully a slice of that cake you have just made xx"

It's still in the oven be ready in about 20 mins xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

Gingerbread latte please ash xx

One gingerbread latte coming right up kat and hopefully a slice of that cake you have just made xx

It's still in the oven be ready in about 20 mins xx"

I cant wait!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

Gingerbread latte please ash xx

One gingerbread latte coming right up kat and hopefully a slice of that cake you have just made xx

It's still in the oven be ready in about 20 mins xx

I cant wait!... "

Just took it out of the oven xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon all..Cafe is open again for lunch..what can i get you today?

Gingerbread latte please ash xx

One gingerbread latte coming right up kat and hopefully a slice of that cake you have just made xx

It's still in the oven be ready in about 20 mins xx

I cant wait!...

Just took it out of the oven xx"

What a lovely way to finish this thread..Having a slice of your cake xx

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