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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.

Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way. I'm worth at least a kitkat

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Now if you have said a snickers I reckon you would have a few offers

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By *eet_n_two_vegCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leeds

We don’t get out of bed for less than a Tunnock’s log each.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

King size Snickers for you ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello new here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear god. Wow. Hello

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

lardon

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ham hole?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Ham hole?

Yes -it's nice to be treated special isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ham hole?

Yes -it's nice to be treated special isn't it"

Very respectful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?"

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over a year ago

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?"

More like his chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?

More like his chipolata "

Its nearly Christmas

I'm looking forward to lots of chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello handsome Jack

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?

More like his chipolata

Its nearly Christmas

I'm looking forward to lots of chipolatas"

I'd be careful about hanging things near the sprouts

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Hello new here too

I’m looking for a tobelrone or experienced doughnut maker

Prefer vegetarian as I’m allergic to ham holes.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What the fuck is a ham hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?"

Somewhere to put a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?"

Don’t ask, he’s being disrespectful!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"What the fuck is a ham hole?"

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?

More like his chipolata

Its nearly Christmas

I'm looking forward to lots of chipolatas"

I like mine wrapped in bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.

Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"
ham hole well you're gonna do well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I some times enjoy a ham shank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ham

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Could equally be applied to ass meat of any gender -but then again I don't quite think the Op thought through the implications of his question thoroughly enough do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham"
in Plymouth, yes me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham"
shank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love hamin Plymouth, yes me to "

It’s not a nice area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

"No way. I'm worth at least a kitkat

Two fingers or four?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s an interesting debut thread but lacks cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

"
oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

Neither

Gammon with a roast dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

Neither

Gammon with a roast dinner

"
nooo .chips and peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op are you related to mingeman by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

Neither

Gammon with a roast dinner

nooo .chips and peas

Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I predict that this chap is going to be even less sucessful than me on fab (and that's not actually possible).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

Neither

Gammon with a roast dinner

nooo .chips and peas

Nooooooooo"
mmmmmmmm simply lovely

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I some times enjoy a ham shank

It's that another name for a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ham

shank?

Gammon

oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?

Neither

Gammon with a roast dinner

nooo .chips and peas

Nooooooooo

mmmmmmmm simply lovely

Hmph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I some times enjoy a ham shank

It's that another name for a wank?

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rhyming slang yes I'm going for and ham shandy is randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I some times enjoy a ham shank

It's that another name for a wank?

tis but without the chips n peas

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I predict that this chap is going to be even less sucessful than me on fab (and that's not actually possible)."

Wanna fight for the title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op are you related to mingeman by any chance?"

Don’t insult the main man!! Mingeman is god on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is classy stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is classy stuff...."

Remember, it’s thursday

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"This is classy stuff...."

Like you were really expecting better from the contributors here.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Finger of fudge would woo me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Somewhere to put a penis

Oh right. Op I can throw you a few slices of ham,do what you want with em.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. "
Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. "

I wouldn't worry about it overly much -it's called natural selection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger of fudge would woo me

"
I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger of fudge would woo me

I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge"

That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger of fudge would woo me

I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge

That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
I'm providing it isn't that a plus?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Finger of fudge would woo me

I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge

That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
OMG -Cake is losing it's power -the end of the world is nigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger of fudge would woo me

I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge

That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
Belfast is beautiful if you like armoured vehicles

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?"

Opposite the chocolate fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh?"
At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Opposite the chocolate fountain

Perhaps adjacent is the adjective du-jour?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it!"
Sorry

( i could manage 1 or 2 though . Well maybe 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it!"
it is quite big . ( someone once said )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab"

Must be a hull thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"

Is it my turn again to take one for the team?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

"
Last year's City of Culture I will have you know young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis."
awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

"
your even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

Last year's City of Culture I will have you know young man

That means nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I predict that this chap is going to be even less sucessful than me on fab (and that's not actually possible).

Wanna fight for the title?"

Well, given that you've got 5 veris and I have 0, that makes you infinitely more successful than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

Last year's City of Culture I will have you know young man

That means nothing

"
Does too the folk of Ull

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

Last year's City of Culture I will have you know young man

That means nothing

Does too the folk of Ull

It sure does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham hole?

Badly packed kebab

Must be a hull thing

Bloody codheads

Last year's City of Culture I will have you know young man

That means nothing

Does too the folk of Ull

It sure does

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We will milk it for years too come

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"ell, given that you've got 5 veris and I have 0, that makes you infinitely more successful than me! "

By universal standards that's a very small difference

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that."
Trust me in my head I have seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You girls give up your ham holes easy . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that."
send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing

You'll be highly disappointed Tosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything."
well mine was more of a dropped badly wrapped kebab. But close

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Does it need to smell like a freshly opened packet of ham? coz when you first break the seal there's a definite whiff of fart that hits your nostril.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing

You'll be highly disappointed Tosh."
You never know . It might be not as bad as I'm imagining it .

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything. well mine was more of a dropped badly wrapped kebab. But close

It's not that bad you cheeky sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it need to smell like a freshly opened packet of ham? coz when you first break the seal there's a definite whiff of fart that hits your nostril."
like opening a cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod."
There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other thought being, how many block lists gained another pair of wings from this post ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other thought being, how many block lists gained another pair of wings from this post ? lol

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I'm still not blocked so I'm doing ok

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like."
true . Get a man in too check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other thought being, how many block lists gained another pair of wings from this post ? lol

I'm still not blocked so I'm doing ok

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like."
i remember my ex wife saying when we was watching porn . " ewwww look at her pussy it looks disgusting " i remember thinking ." Have you ever stood on a mirror love and checked yours it no fooking oil painting "

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Kermit the frog is now looking for you op , and he'll probably hit you with that Freddo

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

For the people who are discussing the mans profile, you all broke rules. Please check out the forum rules before you next post

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that"
Wafer thin ham lol x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Surely it can't be just me who thought the post was tongue in cheek?

To the OP, come put me out of my misery and tell me you were having a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op are you related to mingeman by any chance?

Don’t insult the main man!! Mingeman is god on here.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x"

That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Does it need to smell like a freshly opened packet of ham? coz when you first break the seal there's a definite whiff of fart that hits your nostril."

I'm sure that can be arranged by way of a special request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x

That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it?

"
i do now

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over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like. i remember my ex wife saying when we was watching porn . " ewwww look at her pussy it looks disgusting " i remember thinking ." Have you ever stood on a mirror love and checked yours it no fooking oil painting " "

Caught my ex stood over a mirror once, ran in the room and pushed her over. She asked why i done it. I said you dont wanna fall in there ffs

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over a year ago

O o O oo

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x

That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it?

i do now

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

Caught my ex stood over a mirror once, ran in the room and pushed her over. She asked why i done it. I said you dont wanna fall in there ffs"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of chocolate, and all I’ve got is a curly wurly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What the fuck is a ham hole?

Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina

I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here

Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool

Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )

You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too

You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it

It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier

Bad man Tosh bad man.

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