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Inordinately stupid things that drive you towards utter fury

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By *roticGoddessXX OP   Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.

For me:

--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).

--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)

--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up

First world problems; what gets you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.

For me:

--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).

--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)

--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up

First world problems; what gets you!?"

Leaving rubbish on the bus stop, especially when the bin is next to it, and even more so when they throw fried chicken bones on the pavement people are there watching when the bin is NEXT to them and they don't even realise what they are doing is disgusting and wrong on so many levels.

Stocking things at work, only to find that other people have used them up before I even have a chance to use them myself (e.g. Printer paper or staples)

When people take the last brownie/biscuit/flapjack from those little buckets they have offers on in the supermarket on THEN LEAVE THE EMPTY BUCKET THERE WITH THE LID ON so that the next person will see the flapjack bucket/biscuit tin /whatever, fancy one, go to said bucket/tin and open it only to find it empty!

Throw the dam thing away please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uber drivers are so ................ shit on London really pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've honestly never known anyone to eat half a slice of bread and put it back or leave half eaten fruit on the worktop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.

For me:

--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).

--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)

--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up

First world problems; what gets you!?"
so-called educated people without common sense need to get stoned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is far too precious to even care about those things tbh ... I just pick the trash up and put it in the correct receptacle, I always replace toilet rolls wherever I am and never bothers me etc! AND I have been known to drink milk from the carton and replace in the refrigerator!!

Though I might quietly judge the culprits as uneducated and poorly brought up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt who move my towel at the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Boris

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

People who put used matches back in the box. Why??

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The other half cleaning out the fluff from the tumble dryer filters and putting it on the worktop...above the bin.

Also he gets undressed in the bathroom, has a shower and brings his dirty clothes back in the bedroom and throws them on the chair. Did I mention the laundry basket is in the bathroom?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ambulence driver saying parents of kidswho bump there heads deserve 4 hours in a and e i almost thru my shoe thru the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny Dyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've honestly never known anyone to eat half a slice of bread and put it back or leave half eaten fruit on the worktop "
yes but you have been to shop and bought a half loaf havnt you, it's a whole loaf but referred to in Scotland as a half loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who find a lane they like on the motorway and think this one will do I’ll stay here for my journey.

Crumbs in butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling, humming and tapping

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks "

it's getting really boring now isn't it!

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

Crumbs in butter

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks

it's getting really boring now isn't it!

"

Hag

Ha I replied to one of those just now!

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Whistling, humming and tapping

SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Tum tee tum

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks

it's getting really boring now isn't it!

Hag

Ha I replied to one of those just now!"

I mean ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"

What are they trying to do to me?

I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.

I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks

it's getting really boring now isn't it!

Hag

Ha I replied to one of those just now!

I mean ha"

Did you just call me a hag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers who use the pavement or road as an ashtray and think it's not littering...dirty twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who nearly get knocked down crossing the road 10ft away from a pedestrian crossing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pastel coloured Fiat 500's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"

What are they trying to do to me?

I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.

I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid? "

Omg I do that too

I had to buy a giant bar of galaxy caramel the other day for 50p because the check out girl made me

It said "share pack " on it ...

As if!

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I've honestly never known anyone to eat half a slice of bread and put it back or leave half eaten fruit on the worktop "

Was also going to say "what is half eaten food?"

One thing that gets me sometimes it's of you're in a restaurant and a couple can't decide what to eat so they either just have one plate of food or two smallish plates and then keep passing the plate(s) between each other. Just eat it & stop messing around!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People at work who leave massive skidmarks in the toilet despite there being a perfectly serviceable bog brush right next to it

People who go through a fast food drive thru, park up in the car park next to it to eat, then just throw their rubbish out of the window and drive off, despite there being a bin less than 10 paces away.

People who unload shopping from the trolley into their car, then just drive off leaving the trolley in the middle of the car park instead of putting it back, idle bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that play fortnite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who send pussy pics as an introduction, stop it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding pens at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using dirty fingers on inside of toilet roll so when you unroll it you get there shit

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks "

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

In no particular order:

redundant packaging

Wank bank threads

inner tube valve caps

People who don't eat bread crusts and pile them up like left over bones from a carcass.

Soaking rice before cooking (why -it makes fuck all difference to either texture or flavor).

People who stand in doorways

Mayonaise or ketchup on pasta (just fucking wrong that is).

Food intollerance drama queens -it makes me feel bloated (vegan, vegetarian and life threatening allergies I am fine with btw)

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Waking up that was enough to rage me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People, particularly on the internet, who believe everything they read then base an entire worldview on it without doing any checks.

Less important, but equally maddening, people who get on the metro before people have got off.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Paying a cheque into my account and the cashier asking when my house insurance is due..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours blowing their leaves off their drive onto the road. They end up on my drive and clog up the drains. Sweep them up and compost/bag them like the rest of us do you lazy bloody mofo. Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"

What are they trying to do to me?

I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.

I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid?

Omg I do that too

I had to buy a giant bar of galaxy caramel the other day for 50p because the check out girl made me

It said "share pack " on it ...

As if!"

Share pack?? Yeah, what's the point of that? It's as ridiculous as "re sealable" packs. Re sealable??? What on earth for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't say thank you when you hold the door open

Itchy labels on t shirts

Roku not working properly

Hair dye fading too quickly

Stubing toes on things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lift my cup for a sip of delicious tea only to find it empty because I finished it 10 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags of crisps with 90% air and 10% crisps.....

Thick as pigshit "celebrities"......5week months till payday.....bad handwriting.....oh jeez I could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that go on and oooooon about money

Bore off!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Butter in crumbs

Shopping where there's an offer running such as 'Buy 2, get 3rd free' and there are 2 left on the shelf.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Men who refer to women as “females”

Binmen - stop their fucking trucks anywhere, don’t care what it obstructs or holds up, lazy bastards.

Lex

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Men who refer to women as “females”

Binmen - stop their fucking trucks anywhere, don’t care what it obstructs or holds up, lazy bastards.

Lex"

I am a binman

Bang out of

.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Butter in crumbs

Shopping where there's an offer running such as 'Buy 2, get 3rd free' and there are 2 left on the shelf."

My local shop has that offer..

Two chickens for 7 quid but only one chicken.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Men who refer to women as “females”

Binmen - stop their fucking trucks anywhere, don’t care what it obstructs or holds up, lazy bastards.

Lex

I am a binman

Bang out of

. "

Do you stop your truck every 10 yards even if it’s in front of someone’s drive way, on the cusp of a roundabout, blocking the entrance to someone’s garage, right in front of a traffic island so that no one can overtake and all the traffic then has to sit and wait? Oh the list goes on.

The truck and the people who jump out, irrationally get my goat every time now. Even just driving down the street.

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Dog poo bags hanging in bushes and trees. WHY?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just spent a frustrating hour trying to pay council tax online to Folkestone and Hythe council only to find the bank has the account name as shepway ...wtaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog poo bags hanging in bushes and trees. WHY?"

Disgusting!

People with dogs and kids that think it's OK to leave their shitty nappies and dog shit bags everywhere is utterly disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing bothers me im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo laid back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids throwing their socks and pants on the floor right next to their laundry baskets Grrrrrr lol

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Listening to someone eat with an open mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The glugging of someone pouring a drink. I have to walk away. I want to punch people!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly threads on here

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By *urballsMan
over a year ago

Claygate

People who use the self scan checkouts in supermarkets and scan all their items, and move them to the shopping bag side. Then slowly fumble in their handbag for their purse, find their credit card to pay for said items, return purse to handbag and THEN decide to actually put their shopping in their bag. All the time blissfully ignoring the queue of customer gathering behind them. Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who're parked up just flinging open their car doors irrespective of oncoming traffic, bar-stewards!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

People who cross the road in front of you, thinking it is their god given right to cross anywhere they like.

Arsehole drivers who think speed limits don't apply to them, then think they can tempt you to move over by driving 6 inches from your rear bumper.

People who don't say thank you, when you open a door, let them out in front of you, etc.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Finding butter mixed into the jam in the jar... drives me nuts.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"The other half cleaning out the fluff from the tumble dryer filters and putting it on the worktop...above the bin.

Also he gets undressed in the bathroom, has a shower and brings his dirty clothes back in the bedroom and throws them on the chair. Did I mention the laundry basket is in the bathroom?!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say "Can I get."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are happy in a morning! Whhhhyyhyyy

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

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By *amo555Man
over a year ago

Othery

Waffle the wonder dog theme tune drives me insane

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

My son drives me nuts lol. I can find empty milk cartons in cupboards, empty wrappers in the fridge and cupboards, toilet roll is standard, putting forks and knives in the cutlery drainer with sharp ends sticking out, leaving dirty water in the sink bowl..... the list is endless

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Roundabouts

I hate it when people don’t know which lane to use!!

The inside lane is Not for going straight on!!!

Bloody irritating idiots who insist on doing it soo bloody dangerous

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Waffle the wonder dog theme tune drives me insane "

Waffle doggie... waffle doggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addison Lee

Bins inside the back door, either leave it or do the job properly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The TV remote on the other side of room, I mean who does that

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