FabSwingers.com forum: whats the most lethal weapon you posess?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Ice-T "my lethal weapon's my mind"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I really couldn't say...... it may be used against me in evidence.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

my car or my diving knife if we are talking physical harm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say my sponge haha now you never know what I do with my sponge do you hehe

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You just know the members who go on about their beefy souped up cars are also going to go on about their beefy guns don't you?......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner Louise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say my sponge haha now you never know what I do with my sponge do you hehe"

that's just reminded me of when i was a teen and my mate had a nose bleed in my room.

he ran into the bathroom and came out with my mums 'minge flannel' across his face

i never did tell him !

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My strap-on

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My strap-on

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dont forget those red boots !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

That one is easy for me... My sharp wit and my Louisville slugger! Lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"You just know the members who go on about their beefy souped up cars are also going to go on about their beefy guns don't you?......

but aren't all cars lethal? so many people killed or maimed in car accidents every single day

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

my eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "look"!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The "look"!

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i concur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my tongue and my sarcastic humour.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

bigbad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "look"!

i concur!

Thought you might!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Exocets

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Tongue, cutting comments, sarcasm and the look.... not admitting to possession of anything else officer

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

B.O. lol

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

My secrets

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"B.O. lol

.... Or a thumb to the eyeball

style!

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

"You just know the members who go on about their beefy souped up cars are also going to go on about their beefy guns don't you?......

but aren't all cars lethal? so many people killed or maimed in car accidents every single day

Cars aren't lethal, its the muppets that drive them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my razor sharp wit

or of course....there's always my rifle if ya think different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

nothing.....i am a pussycat

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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have patience and imagination.

Start running whenever you feel the need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobies weapons of mass destruction

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

its gotta be the old fashioned police

truncheon it weighs a ton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fingernails.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i can waterboard when face sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my 5 finger death punch technique

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I have a "Temp" mess with her at your pearl

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I also have my trusty cock......people have actually died laughing at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nothing.....i am a pussycat

Did you honestly type that with a straight face !

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By *ecret MomentsCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My internal sprout recycling centre that converts veg into a green toxic mist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Ice-T "my lethal weapon's my mind""

Couldn't agree more!!!!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

My grumpy cat. Now he is lethal if somethings pissed him off...

Still cute though, even if he is miserable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My temper - I don't lose it very often, I control myself pretty well, but when I do.... I lose all rationale thought and there is absolutely no reasoning with me.

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Him - my farts can kill a man dead at twenty paces...

Her - my legs, they are just killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bow n arrows,knucledustder,lengs of phone flex and small lengths of lead pipeing,big kitchen knives,wee locknives,lengths of heavy gauge chains!

And my other natural weapons! fist,elbow,head,mouth for biting

Swift kick in the bawsac will bring em doon tae size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ability to ignore "arsoles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ability to ignore "arsoles"

You talkin'to me?(Robert Deniro voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frying pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ability to ignore "arsoles"

You talkin'to me?(Robert Deniro voice)

who said that ?

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

That's a tough question - i suppose i'd have to ask in what enviroment and at what distance!

Outdoors with a clear field of shot it would be my 70lb draw-weight medieval longbow.

Closer in either my 7ft glaive or the poll-axe.

Then there's the falchion (type of heavy bladed sword)

Finally we get to the daggers, my favourite would be the 14" triangular-bladed rondel designed for punching through maille armour.

Does that answer the question?

P.S. i can lay my hands on a 320lb draw lever-activated crossbow but that blows holes in things so not really good in a small enviroment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a tough question - i suppose i'd have to ask in what enviroment and at what distance!

Outdoors with a clear field of shot it would be my 70lb draw-weight medieval longbow.

Closer in either my 7ft glaive or the poll-axe.

Then there's the falchion (type of heavy bladed sword)

Finally we get to the daggers, my favourite would be the 14" triangular-bladed rondel designed for punching through maille armour.

Does that answer the question?

P.S. i can lay my hands on a 320lb draw lever-activated crossbow but that blows holes in things so not really good in a small enviroment!

OOOOOoh you sound like mu ex husband!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"That's a tough question - i suppose i'd have to ask in what enviroment and at what distance!

Outdoors with a clear field of shot it would be my 70lb draw-weight medieval longbow.

Closer in either my 7ft glaive or the poll-axe.

Then there's the falchion (type of heavy bladed sword)

Finally we get to the daggers, my favourite would be the 14" triangular-bladed rondel designed for punching through maille armour.

Does that answer the question?

P.S. i can lay my hands on a 320lb draw lever-activated crossbow but that blows holes in things so not really good in a small enviroment!

OOOOOoh you sound like mu ex husband!

Is he a medieval re-enactor too?

Actually, only the arrows and daggers are sharp - the arrows 'cos i use them for target shooting and the daggers 'cos they are display pieces only.

The rest are combat pieces and we have VERY strict rules about what can and cannot be taken onto the field. You can get hurt very easily with a blunt pole arm when it is 7-9ft long, has a 2ft lump of iron on the end and is being swung by a 15 stone bloke in heavy steel armour so we make sure they aren't sharp as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talkin'to me?(Robert Deniro voice)

who said that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a tough question - i suppose i'd have to ask in what enviroment and at what distance!

Outdoors with a clear field of shot it would be my 70lb draw-weight medieval longbow.

Closer in either my 7ft glaive or the poll-axe.

Then there's the falchion (type of heavy bladed sword)

Finally we get to the daggers, my favourite would be the 14" triangular-bladed rondel designed for punching through maille armour.

Does that answer the question?

P.S. i can lay my hands on a 320lb draw lever-activated crossbow but that blows holes in things so not really good in a small enviroment!

OOOOOoh you sound like mu ex husband!

Is he a medieval re-enactor too?

Actually, only the arrows and daggers are sharp - the arrows 'cos i use them for target shooting and the daggers 'cos they are display pieces only.

1st husband was

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

my 12 bore side by side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my 12 bore side by side

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"my 12 bore side by side

yes twelve bores side by side would be frightening - its bad enough having one

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

sig sauer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little finger....

... a la Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"That's a tough question - i suppose i'd have to ask in what enviroment and at what distance!

Outdoors with a clear field of shot it would be my 70lb draw-weight medieval longbow.

Closer in either my 7ft glaive or the poll-axe.

Then there's the falchion (type of heavy bladed sword)

Finally we get to the daggers, my favourite would be the 14" triangular-bladed rondel designed for punching through maille armour.

Does that answer the question?

P.S. i can lay my hands on a 320lb draw lever-activated crossbow but that blows holes in things so not really good in a small enviroment!

OOOOOoh you sound like mu ex husband!

Is he a medieval re-enactor too?

Actually, only the arrows and daggers are sharp - the arrows 'cos i use them for target shooting and the daggers 'cos they are display pieces only.

1st husband was "

Was he a tranny as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attack badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My attack badger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My attack badger

I will bring him up to meet you one day, just dont get behind him (he thinks his arse is fat, its a complicated complex)

It all started when we served together in the war (not saying which one), he took a bullet for me..... anyway.... (fucking hell I type some shit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me steel toe capped boots..thought it prudent 2 wear em when i travelled 2 London 4 the xmas...i felt ever so much more secure

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By *vor-bigMan
over a year ago

hertford

My ear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few sets on nunchucks, bo and Jo staffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few sets on nunchucks, bo and Jo staffs

but keep hold of them mally

you never know when u might need um to fight your demons off

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