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Disappearing White Dog Shit Conspiracy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So.....I’m presently just putting the finishing touches to my first ever book regarding the above highly fascinating subject.

Despite MI5 trying to thwart my investigative research, I have nonetheless managed to compile exhaustive empirical data which lifts the secret (dog shit bin) lid on exactly why this phenomenon has become so sadly rare nowadays.

So....who wants to preorder an exclusive, signed copy now?

Anyone?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I thought they stopped putting so much bone meal in dog food to bulk it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not. Will you sign it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye I think Clem is spot on! Dog food isn’t packed out with calcium any more.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Did anyone from the 80s pick it up thinking it was chalk ...or is that just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At college there was student final year studies into kidney failure in children caused by something in dog pop and occasionally students were picked up by police and quizzed about collecting poo from parks!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is indeed the case that grain now replaces calcium from bones in most commercial dog food today.

This is particularly sad for white dog poo aficionados such as myself who understand the cultural heritage and significance of this once, commonly sighted phenomenon upon our streets and public walkways.

First they change our Marathon’s into ‘Snickers’, next our Opal Fruits into ‘Starburst’ and now our beloved white shit. Damn this government!!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Aye I think Clem is spot on! Dog food isn’t packed out with calcium any more. "

See i DO know shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs have white poop after eating a ham bone.

It's not been eradicated just yet.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Did anyone from the 80s pick it up thinking it was chalk ...or is that just me "

Just you

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Did anyone from the 80s pick it up thinking it was chalk ...or is that just me

Just you "

I knew it ...i,ll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone from the 80s pick it up thinking it was chalk ...or is that just me

Just you

I knew it ...i,ll get me coat "

Nice eye

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My dogs have white poop after eating a ham bone.

It's not been eradicated just yet."

Amen sister! That’s the spirit - I applaud your fight against the system in preserving this wondrous and culturally and historically significant phenomenon.

We need more members like yourself; A whole social movement in fact

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Did anyone from the 80s pick it up thinking it was chalk ...or is that just me

Just you

I knew it ...i,ll get me coat

Nice eye "

It's lovely innit , got another one aswell

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did the EU stipulate that bones should no longer be used in our dog food?

Will Brexit return our white dog shit if this be the case?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"So.....I’m presently just putting the finishing touches to my first ever book regarding the above highly fascinating subject.

Despite MI5 trying to thwart my investigative research, I have nonetheless managed to compile exhaustive empirical data which lifts the secret (dog shit bin) lid on exactly why this phenomenon has become so sadly rare nowadays.

So....who wants to preorder an exclusive, signed copy now?

Anyone? "

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

White dog shit? See plenty around White Hart Lane and Elland road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dogs have white poop after eating a ham bone.

It's not been eradicated just yet.

Amen sister! That’s the spirit - I applaud your fight against the system in preserving this wondrous and culturally and historically significant phenomenon.

We need more members like yourself; A whole social movement in fact "

I didn't know it would make their poop white when I gave it to them.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmmm.....*thinking aloud* what will happen if I myself consume meat bones....

A possible scientific experiment and subsequent subject matter for my second book this.....

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