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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?

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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago

leeds

A pa. I need someone to keep my life together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to force me to go to sleep at a decent hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?"
have 3 perfect kids so im done

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied "
good thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?have 3 perfect kids so im done"

Flippin ek lucky you. Mine aren’t! Love em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullshit detector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?"

Is it me with F and Bs beard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bullshit detector "

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?

Is it me with F and Bs beard ? "

Beard!! I have a phobia of beards! No beards were involved in the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?

Is it me with F and Bs beard ?

Beard!! I have a phobia of beards! No beards were involved in the process "

So, just me then. I don’t have a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?

Is it me with F and Bs beard ?

Beard!! I have a phobia of beards! No beards were involved in the process "
dont fear il dig out my clippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?

Is it me with F and Bs beard ?

There may have been a part of you involved

Beard!! I have a phobia of beards! No beards were involved in the process

So, just me then. I don’t have a beard. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect man would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The perfect man would be nice "

And bring cake

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them."

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?have 3 perfect kids so im done

Flippin ek lucky you. Mine aren’t! Love em "
as fucked up as they are there clones of me so =perfection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?have 3 perfect kids so im done

Flippin ek lucky you. Mine aren’t! Love em as fucked up as they are there clones of me so =perfection "

Oh god!

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

A clone of me or very realistic robot, so I could send that to work today instead of having to go myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing of me you'd want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is nothing of me you'd want.

"

Shut up! Look at that bum !

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"A bullshit detector "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them."

Unemployment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a remote control to mute People

Pause, rewind etc ..

That would be awesome cheers

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves...."

Now that I like the sound of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of "

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually flings you out! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied "

My thoughts exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied

My thoughts exactly!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a magic wardrobe I can just step into and it showers and dresses me and does my hair. I'd be so much more productive each day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a magic wardrobe I can just step into and it showers and dresses me and does my hair. I'd be so much more productive each day. "

Ooooohhh I want one of these too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a magic wardrobe I can just step into and it showers and dresses me and does my hair. I'd be so much more productive each day.

Ooooohhh I want one of these too "

Yes put me down for one of those too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little cloning device.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A time dilation field, so that I can slow down those special moments with peeps I love and enjoy them longer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"A time dilation field, so that I can slow down those special moments with peeps I love and enjoy them longer "
this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fab teleporter...distance would no longer be a problem in meeting anyone I fancied "

That would be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman as useful as google AI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman as useful as google AI "

But with softer tits and wet holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually fingers you! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??"
dirty bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d create the perfect man by using different bits of a few people from here ie personality, humour, looks etc. He’s a fine specimen indeed but it got me thinking. What thing would you create/invent that would be perfect or handy in your life?have 3 perfect kids so im done

Flippin ek lucky you. Mine aren’t! Love em as fucked up as they are there clones of me so =perfection

Oh god!"
no i wouldnt go that far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually fingers you! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??dirty bugger"

Hahahaha. Wtf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually fingers you! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??dirty bugger

Hahahaha. Wtf!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually fingers you! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??dirty bugger

Hahahaha. Wtf!! "

Laughing my head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the opersit of an alarm clock. I sooooo need 1 of them.

You mean something that would keep you in bed longer? Waves....

Now that I like the sound of

I need one of those alarms where the bed actually fingers you! One where you can’t press snooze 47 times ??dirty bugger

Hahahaha. Wtf!!

Laughing my head off "
u know u prefer it my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is nothing of me you'd want.

Shut up! Look at that bum !"

That's my face. But thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is nothing of me you'd want.

Shut up! Look at that bum !

That's my face. But thanks "

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A woman as useful as google AI "

Sorry... I only know useless trivia... Like your beard grew by 0.0000327 inches while you read this.

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