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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as id run off crying with penis envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Tame do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would Tame do?"

I’ll answer later Jim, I don’t want to influence anyone’s decision yet.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes of course why not?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No. I like vaginas

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Women can have a penis as well now. You can suck her and fuck her, AND remain straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.

I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Got a catfish in your bed/ trawler net?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No as id run off crying with penis envy "

She’s still the woman you love and care for, only now she has a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women can have a penis as well now. You can suck her and fuck her, AND remain straight. "

I want a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/11/18 18:43:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No as id run off crying with penis envy

She’s still the woman you love and care for, only now she has a cock."

the fact she has a cock removes the wo part from woman tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.

I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse"

He didn't say your vagina would disappear.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Women can have a penis as well now. You can suck her and fuck her, AND remain straight.

I want a penis "

It's the latest "must have"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.

I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse

He didn't say your vagina would disappear."

He can fuck ma fanny then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "
is this what you want wish for?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve decided that “love missile thrust weapon” is a stupid name for my cock. Worse than Colin. So I’ve decided to call it “Vaj-Widener” in the hopes that it rolls off the tongue better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a catfish in your bed/ trawler net?"

Come again ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "

Still a woman. Just a woman with a female cock, No problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "

Oh ok then refer to my first answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .

What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In those (completely different to the original post) conditions I’d be coy and play hard to get for a few minutes. Then suck it like a soda in the Sahara.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman."

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman."

What makes a real woman? A vagina?

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville

Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man "

I love your username x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man "
no shes not.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man "

You can moan at her for leaving the seat up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? is this what you want wish for?"

It’s an interesting question that was raised by a straight mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with."

Not if she has a cock she isn't

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man

I love your username x"

mr new house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say, this bedroom could do with painting and when are you going to tidy that fucking garden up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

What makes a real woman? A vagina? "

It's a good start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man "

She’s probably still 99.75% still woman.

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man

I love your username x"

Thanks

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? "

Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

What makes a real woman? A vagina?

It's a good start "

Rightio...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? is this what you want wish for?

It’s an interesting question that was raised by a straight mate. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the mighty steel panther once said

“If suddenly you were a guy, I’d be suddenly gay”

True love

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville

As a wise man once said only gay or bi men suck cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions. "

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’d be smashing my back doors in by lunch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a wise man once said only gay or bi men suck cock "

Who was that Socrates ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't "

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"She’d be smashing my back doors in by lunch..."

That's the spirit!

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. "

Then I would treat it like shark week

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. "

is she an alien?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. is she an alien?"

No, just weird shit happens in Devon now and again.

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!"

Yes yes it is men have a cock women have a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would Tame do?

I’ll answer later Jim, I don’t want to influence anyone’s decision yet."

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened.

Then I would treat it like shark week "

Awwww do you not have period sex? Period sex is funnnnn

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!"

Maybe to some it is

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.

She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened.

Then I would treat it like shark week

Awwww do you not have period sex? Period sex is funnnnn"

.

Never had the chance to try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!

Maybe to some it is "

It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Would I have to call her Colin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she grew a dick then she can do the D.I.Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Pulled by poster at 05/11/18 18:43:27]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!

Maybe to some it is

It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match. "

Or an actual cock if the lads in your college were anything like the ones in mine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Would I have to call her Colin? "
no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!

Maybe to some it is

It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match. "

Ha ha I've had pies but never a sausage roll

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Would I have to call her Colin? no"
oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember....there’s no such thing as chicks with dicks...only men with boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.

Not if she has a cock she isn't

Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!

Maybe to some it is

It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match.

Or an actual cock if the lads in your college were anything like the ones in mine "

Ha glad I didn't do college if that's what went on.

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"Just remember....there’s no such thing as chicks with dicks...only men with boobs "

So much porn

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .

What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ? "

That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.

If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? "

I think I'm ight after we got back from hospital yes, find zero attraction in men or cds but a fascination with hot TS girls, and if that was the only change she would be a very hot TS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would Tame do?

I’ll answer later Jim, I don’t want to influence anyone’s decision yet.

*Nods*"

What would you do Jim ?

Thanks in advance X

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Is this dick growing out of her forehead by any chance?

If its a big one i would be asking her to do me a clean swap.

Do they do cock transplants on the nhs?

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By *3.20Man
over a year ago

leigh

She’s a cock most of the time anyway lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .

What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?

That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect? "

They do!

(Thanks Big Clit Porn! )

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is this dick growing out of her forehead by any chance?

If its a big one i would be asking her to do me a clean swap.

Do they do cock transplants on the nhs?

"

Defo an alien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .

What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?

That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect? "

Husband showed me a video once of exactly this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut preferred but so long as its of good size n a good pilot woohoo??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this dick growing out of her forehead by any chance?

If its a big one i would be asking her to do me a clean swap.

Do they do cock transplants on the nhs?

"

No, the dick is not growing out of her forehead. It’s a straight swap with her vagina.

She doesn’t want to swap it with yours she quite attached to it.

I don’t know if they do cock transplants on the NHS.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mmmm lady penis, my favorite

By the by...a penis doesn't make a man. Tits and minge don't make a woman. Quicker some of you get on board with that, better for humankind as a whole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmm lady penis, my favorite

By the by...a penis doesn't make a man. Tits and minge don't make a woman. Quicker some of you get on board with that, better for humankind as a whole "

True dat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mmmm lady penis, my favorite

By the by...a penis doesn't make a man. Tits and minge don't make a woman. Quicker some of you get on board with that, better for humankind as a whole

True dat."

that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cut preferred but so long as its of good size n a good pilot woohoo??????"

Think this is a yes he would suck it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Cut preferred but so long as its of good size n a good pilot woohoo??????

Think this is a yes he would suck it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much "

If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much

If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. "

jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much

If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date "

This

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine wouldn't.

Ps never heard it called shark week before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much

If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date "

I think she would be lacking the OP clearly wants a meaty cock hitting his tonsils like a snooker player screwing back to take the pink into the next pocket.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick."

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve changed my mind. It’s a definite ‘No’ from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to have a willy for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question! "

I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that

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By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I’d love to have a willy for a day "

Me Too but my bf would run a mile lol x

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville

Could I still stay with her or is it a must that I do shit to a cock

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I’d love to have a willy for a day "
it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed

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By *ASABanterMan
over a year ago

Banterville


"I’d love to have a willy for a day it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed "

U need a new kettle if it's taking that long to boil

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question! "

no I'm ok.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I’d love to have a willy for a day it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed

U need a new kettle if it's taking that long to boil "

Quite. I’m not sure you've grasped correctly the emphasis inherent in my comment.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!

I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that "

perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels.

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over a year ago


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!

I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels."

I’m yours

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.

If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!

I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels.

I’m yours "

lol as friends xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Op you listening.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I’d love to have a willy for a day

Me Too but my bf would run a mile lol x"

Is pontyprid a real place?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’d love to have a willy for a day

Me Too but my bf would run a mile lol x

Is pontyprid a real place?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "

You’re the best man anyone could wish for x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a willy for a day "
you would go blind with great power comes great responcibility

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "
ooh your poor teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "

This is the correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a willy for a day you would go blind with great power comes great responcibility "

I would. I’d be playing with it all day

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does ooh your poor teeth "

Real men swallow I know this as a fact cos I read it on a toilet wall in Brighton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man

She’s probably still 99.75% still woman."

a chimps not far off being human so would ya?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Could she be a hermaphrodite as I love pussy but with a cock to would be the best of everything I'd definitely play with her all the time

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does ooh your poor teeth

Real men swallow I know this as a fact cos I read it on a toilet wall in Brighton. "

I know this is true too as I watched you write it on a toilet wall in Brighton as you swallowed it

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Women can have a penis as well now. You can suck her and fuck her, AND remain straight.

I want a penis "

simples ..put yer hand under my dress....tsk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Could she be a hermaphrodite as I love pussy but with a cock to would be the best of everything I'd definitely play with her all the time"
no

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does ooh your poor teeth

Real men swallow I know this as a fact cos I read it on a toilet wall in Brighton.

I know this is true too as I watched you write it on a toilet wall in Brighton as you swallowed it "

HOW DARE YoU SUGGEST IM A TOILET TRADER WHO LURKS?!?!

Anyway, those who peep lose sleep.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Haha ..... just asked my very straight boyfriend this question, his answer: NO I WOULD’NT !!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Haha ..... just asked my very straight boyfriend this question, his answer: NO I WOULD’NT !!!!

"

oh, he’s playing hard to get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a willy for a day you would go blind with great power comes great responcibility

I would. I’d be playing with it all day "

who said that

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"What would Tame do?

I’ll answer later Jim, I don’t want to influence anyone’s decision yet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread!

I’ll take my place in the kitchen, cook her dinner and give her a relaxing massage with a happy ending after a hard days work.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"What would Tame do?

I’ll answer later Jim, I don’t want to influence anyone’s decision yet."

Or encourage messages from anyone with a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman."

So is the sum total of being female or male based solely on genitalia?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.

So is the sum total of being female or male based solely on genitalia?"

That's the sum total of some peoples' depth of thinking.

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