FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I fucked up my beard

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Try rubbing manure on it ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try rubbing manure on it ?"
i dont see how getting shitfaced can help

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help "
noted

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help "

It definitely works, I went down a woman last week and over night my beard grew an inch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick on beard!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick on beard! "

Tis the season i suppose

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only thing that did ? so go to the beard off ? unless you want to look like the Taliban

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help

It definitely works, I went down a woman last week and over night my beard grew an inch "
u sure that was the beard

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help

It definitely works, I went down a woman last week and over night my beard grew an inch "

Did you mix a tube of flavoured clit stimulator with superglue?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear getting your face licked by an emu does the trick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only thing that did ? so go to the beard off ? unless you want to look like the Taliban "

Now for those of us who speak english

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push plasticine in your ears

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anjamMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help "

*quickly starts hacking away at beard*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only thing that did ? so go to the beard off ? unless you want to look like the Taliban

Now for those of us who speak english"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help

It definitely works, I went down a woman last week and over night my beard grew an inch

Did you mix a tube of flavoured clit stimulator with superglue? "

Oh shit! I thought they were moans of pleasure!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you haven’t! You look cute. It’s much better!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear getting your face licked by an emu does the trick"
rod hull will think im cracking onto his bird

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Google BeardHead and buy one of theirs....sorted

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Push plasticine in your ears "

Is that sobi dont hear the piss taking

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you haven’t! You look cute. It’s much better! "

Im not a puppy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you haven’t! You look cute. It’s much better!

Im not a puppy "

Can I stroke you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anjamMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I hear getting your face licked by an emu does the trickrod hull will think im cracking onto his bird"

I’m sure he’ll fall for that.

#toofar?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google BeardHead and buy one of theirs....sorted "
il not google anything off fab after last time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you haven’t! You look cute. It’s much better!

Im not a puppy

Can I stroke you?"

Only if gentle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep in a greenhouse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleep in a greenhouse"

Landlord wont let me paint the house

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Google BeardHead and buy one of theirs....sorted il not google anything off fab after last time "

This is safe for work and solves your problem...promise

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google BeardHead and buy one of theirs....sorted il not google anything off fab after last time

This is safe for work and solves your problem...promise "

Ok il risk it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Factoid Number 9073 blah blah:

Did you know that hair actually grows faster after having sex?

This is due to a series of hormonal releases.

Therefore, fuck thy way to follicle growth and have a beard like Grizzly Adams in no time at all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Random Factoid Number 9073 blah blah:

Did you know that hair actually grows faster after having sex?

This is due to a series of hormonal releases.

Therefore, fuck thy way to follicle growth and have a beard like Grizzly Adams in no time at all "
sound plan girls form an orderly line no fighting im willing to take a few at a time if it helps calm you all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You could try that beard in a tin stuff. Comes with very handy templates for different styles

Alternatively when you do some grooming downstairs collect and use pva. Condition before hand mind you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave it off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try that beard in a tin stuff. Comes with very handy templates for different styles

Alternatively when you do some grooming downstairs collect and use pva. Condition before hand mind you "
maybe prit stick?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shave it off"

And rink being confused with daras twin im unsure of that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave it off

And rink being confused with daras twin im unsure of that"

He has a twin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shave it off

And rink being confused with daras twin im unsure of that

He has a twin "

Not a clue

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of them have a beard!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neither of them have a beard! "

I know iv had to shave it off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nobody said it yet, I heard from my fab bff that spunk works well.

She spreads some on her hairy minge on a regular basis and she has noticed that her pubic hairs grow faster and thicker.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither of them have a beard!

I know iv had to shave it off"

Ah!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If nobody said it yet, I heard from my fab bff that spunk works well.

She spreads some on her hairy minge on a regular basis and she has noticed that her pubic hairs grow faster and thicker. "

I cannot fill a shotglass my face has no chance

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster"

Fertiliser makes flowers grow faster so who knows putting your head up your arse may feed the follicles to grow.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Push plasticine in your ears "

this made me giggle a lot!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster

Fertiliser makes flowers grow faster so who knows putting your head up your arse may feed the follicles to grow. "
u trying to get me shitfaced too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster"

Just shave it off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster

Just shave it off "

I did now i look like mr gru

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If nobody said it yet, I heard from my fab bff that spunk works well.

She spreads some on her hairy minge on a regular basis and she has noticed that her pubic hairs grow faster and thicker.

I cannot fill a shotglass my face has no chance"

There’s a man on here who can. In case you hadn’t noticed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If nobody said it yet, I heard from my fab bff that spunk works well.

She spreads some on her hairy minge on a regular basis and she has noticed that her pubic hairs grow faster and thicker.

I cannot fill a shotglass my face has no chance

There’s a man on here who can. In case you hadn’t noticed"

No i didnt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help

It definitely works, I went down a woman last week and over night my beard grew an inch "

Man inches

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster"

Rub another mans freshspunk on your face.. if you need a volunteer???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now look like a cross between

mr gru and dara o'briain

Anybody know how i can grow my beard faster

Rub another mans freshspunk on your face.. if you need a volunteer???"
i think il sidestep that offer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Shave ur pubes off n glue em to ur face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"I hear a slow massage of the cheeks between a ladies warm thighs can help "

I'd be more than willing to give it a go!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah tbag yourself from mars or use mascara to cover it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Rub hen dung on it 3 times a day for 14 days....

Think about it when was the last time you saw a bald hen running about?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub hen dung on it 3 times a day for 14 days....

Think about it when was the last time you saw a bald hen running about?

"
you calling me chicken

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Starting to feel a little like samson now my face hairs been cut i feel my powers disapearing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top