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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh it's in my trousers.

Silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it with pictures...

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Glad you found it. Worrying times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked on your head?

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Thank goodness, there's a worrying lack of penis round here, can't afford to lose any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prove it with pictures..."

Never. Will never show it to you. Not for all the cheese in china

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Have you looked on your head? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you looked on your head? "

First place I looked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Glad you found it. Worrying times. "

I know very much so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank goodness, there's a worrying lack of penis round here, can't afford to lose any!"

It's ok.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Do we need a photo in case he goes AWOL again?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

In the 80s, the police would have suggested you right your postcode on it with a special pen, which could be seen under ultra violet light. Simpler times....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does China have lots of cheese then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Programme it into your sat nav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prove it with pictures...

Never. Will never show it to you. Not for all the cheese in china"

Aww. Go on.

Or It didn’t happen then.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Oh it's in my trousers.

Silly me "

No underwear?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I lend mine out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I lend mine out"

don't you get worried you might not get it back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh it's in my trousers.

Silly me "

Is it really that cold where you are?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ve got loads in my inbox if you want to help yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got loads in my inbox if you want to help yourself? "

heh you and all the other women on fab i would guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh it's in my trousers.

Silly me

Is it really that cold where you are? "

bloody freezing

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"I lend mine out

don't you get worried you might not get it back!"

Yes I have to take a small deposit first always safer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's not hidden behind that budgie in yer pants

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Does China have lots of cheese then?? "

Not when I lived there it didn’t!

Glad you’ve found your penis, you’d feel a right prick without one, or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never lose this big bastud

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