FabSwingers.com forum: I’m not happy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Copy his profile and steal his pics.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why are u so bothered

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve looked and fapped at your profile about 8 times in stealth already this morning OP, don’t be disheartened

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You're lucky..I've only got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon. "

Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg "

Mmmmm bacon and egg...I need that in my life right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg "

Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg

Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views "

Fair doz to you.

You are the best of us, Ionly 1 view and a half so far dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg

Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views "

We watch you all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somedays we have over 100 views other days 1 or 2 either way we still get no messages winks or interest in comparison haha who cares? X

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "

What a dangerous question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

What a dangerous question

Go on, please tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

EIGHT!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

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There's your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

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There's your answer."

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ELEVEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ELEVEN"

Applaude

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

Sorted.

There's your answer.

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics"

Oh right,well there's not a lot you can do then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TWELVE! not long now before I’m into the teens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THIRTEEN! Oh, I’m in moist gusset territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do 17 pushups and 1 and half situps you may get 3 mor views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "

Maybe the evil odd job pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do 17 pushups and 1 and half situps you may get 3 mor views"

That’s a bit gay mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

EIGHTEEN. Some people obviously have taste.

By the way, I’m on Kik as Minge_Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...You think people looking at you is the most important thing?? Maybe that’s what’s wrong with you.

Think of yourself as a shop, would you prefer 100 people looking around and leaving without a purchase everyday, or just10, where 2 customers buy quality items from you every day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "
It's the turban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MingeMan is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? It's the turban "

That’s the best thing. M

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

Sorted.

There's your answer.

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics"

You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

Sorted.

There's your answer.

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics

You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......

I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "

Would love to go to one of your house parties!

I'm always looking at your profile for new pics BTW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

Sorted.

There's your answer.

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics

You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......

I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF."

See what I mean - FUN!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Copy his profile and steal his pics.

Sorted.

There's your answer.

I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics

You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......

I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF."

I'd copyright that before some other fucker does.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 is good... way more than me... and it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? It's the turban

That’s the best thing. M"
Well if that's the best I'd go for John West not to be confused with fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need an uglier best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon he's back on the naughty step for mentioning his kik name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do 17 pushups and 1 and half situps you may get 3 mor views

That’s a bit gay mate"

Only if its a leap year

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh"

Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're lucky..I've only got one"

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh

Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair"

Hahaha. You’re all my favourites

. In different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop whining, I've only had 1 and I'm not complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh

Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair

Hahaha. You’re all my favourites

. In different ways

"
do ya need a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh

Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair

Hahaha. You’re all my favourites

. In different ways

do ya need a shovel

Nah I’m cool. I have a harem. I’m happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.

PS. You’re my favourite

... Oh

Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair

Hahaha. You’re all my favourites

. In different ways

do ya need a shovel

Nah I’m cool. I have a harem. I’m happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need an uglier best friend."

this is how i oporate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love ya MingeMan

Your latest pic is a work of art

Is that a huge turd sat on the back of your sofa? Style mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe you have a nude nicnak from man with the golden gun on your sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha love ya MingeMan

Your latest pic is a work of art

Is that a huge turd sat on the back of your sofa? Style mate

It’s a crappy photoshopped Oddjob. I get in trouble (“time out”) for having one of the cats in the frame. I live with seven of the fuckers, it’s difficult to avoid having one of the bleeders in a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "

Why does it bother you so much op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

Why does it bother you so much op? "

Because it does. Because I went to boarding school and I wasn’t the housemaster’s favourite. Because I still need anusol. And a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And because I’m shitfaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

Why does it bother you so much op?

Because it does. Because I went to boarding school and I wasn’t the housemaster’s favourite. Because I still need anusol. And a blow job. "

I’ve just given you 100 views, MM. I’m in ninja mode though, sorry

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "

You whine too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. "

That’s not exactly something to be proud off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind if views turned into meets !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. "
you're wearing a tea cosy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy! "

How dare you refer to the Urban Turban as a tea cosy??? It is a sacred floral shower cap, purchased from Boots c1978, that can only be worn (stuffed with a couple of tea towels to give a smurfesque cranial shape) by the special ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many views now, Minge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many views now, Minge?"

FIFTY SEVEN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many views now, Minge?

FIFTY SEVEN! "

Nice. And you got some fabs from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

I don’t whinge or whine. I do minge and swine.

Come to daddy my little pigsy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many views have you had this morning, Minge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None in 4 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you are feeling happier after getting that out of your system OP

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I always have a giggle at your pics OP. You look like your having fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?

You whine too much

Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your best friend is probably female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you are feeling happier after getting that out of your system OP

I always feel better after expunging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you are feeling happier after getting that out of your system OP

I always feel better after expunging. "

Let it all out there!

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