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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? " . The risk of being caught is such a turn on | |||
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"Is ending up on a register worth the risk. " . Because I was going for a pee officer | |||
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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? . The risk of being caught is such a turn on " How long did you wait? There are more people in McDonald's ya know | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... " No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. " Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. " | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" You will be the one smiling though bars if you carry on like that | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. " He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" did she give you a little bag to put your jizz in ? | |||
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"Is ending up on a register worth the risk. . Because I was going for a pee officer " Yes because that defence is 100% plausible and will definitely work | |||
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"Exeter Bristol Salisbury Ok I'm doing my best to keep an open mind (I mean I've done outdoors too) but what if kids were playing? Plus I'm yet to meet a woman who has a fantasy about walking alone through the woods and finding a bloke having a wank. Maybe I need to widen my social circles On that note: Have you not heard about dogging? Maybe do a bit of research before you leave the comfort of your own home " Id probably watch :S | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..." He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught. How is that not imposing himself on others? | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..." He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... " Er no. Kink is about consent. If you green arrow the OP, you'll see he's an eternal attention seeker who is rather consent in his bid to get his kinks fulfilled. That or a journalist from the Daily Fail | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" Thankfully she was on here own .imagine if she was out with the kids during half term . 12 months min plus going on the register. Try explaining that one to the wife or girlfriend | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... " | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” " Not all rotties are named Jack! | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” Not all rotties are named Jack! " No....quite. That wasn’t the point of my post though, really. The emphasis was more on the OP’s imagination not the name of the dog. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” " you'd have to shout jack off | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... " | |||
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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? " He didn't, he makes everything up. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” you'd have to shout jack off " Wit! | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught. How is that not imposing himself on others?" The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here... | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... Er no. Kink is about consent. If you green arrow the OP, you'll see he's an eternal attention seeker who is rather consent in his bid to get his kinks fulfilled. That or a journalist from the Daily Fail " Aren't we all attention seekers on here?...the only non attention seekers are the ones that read the forums but do not partake in the discussion.... | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught. How is that not imposing himself on others? The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here..." How are people hypocritical ? | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught. How is that not imposing himself on others? The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here..." Just no. No -one has the right to impose their kink, preference, call it what you will in any non-consenual way. If you are practising your kink where the public might encounter you, you are just another form of sexual predator. | |||
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"I’d freak if I was walking my dog and saw that. Bloody disgusting in my opinion. God only knows what I’d do if I had my child with me. Kink or not it’s not acceptable sorry. Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors. " This.........but do bears wank in the woods? | |||
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"Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors. " He can't, too dangerous as the lawn is still slippy from previous efforts. | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... " Umm and calling others vanilla isn't being a bit two faced after what you said? What about families with young kids out walking? It's not judgemental at all its being responsible. | |||
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"Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors. He can't, too dangerous as the lawn is still slippy from previous efforts. " I wouldn't think any neighbours would be that impressed! | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... Umm and calling others vanilla isn't being a bit two faced after what you said? " Indeed it is....we are all hypocrites on here... | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught. How is that not imposing himself on others? The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here... Just no. No -one has the right to impose their kink, preference, call it what you will in any non-consenual way. If you are practising your kink where the public might encounter you, you are just another form of sexual predator." This! | |||
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"Sorry I forgot to mention I own the woods " Makes no difference... | |||
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"Is ending up on a register worth the risk. . Because I was going for a pee officer " As you said you were unaware she was there. She could have been watching for a while, taking photo's or video for evidence. Kind of shoots your defence down in flames doesn't it? Also kids play in woods, how would you feel if a youngster or group of youngsters happened upon you? | |||
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"Sorry I forgot to mention I own the woods " Was she trespassing then ? Or it a public right of way ? | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... " I'm neopolitan I'll have you know mamma Mia | |||
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"I hope I never catch some one in the woods like that. I often go for a dog walk with my 12 year old through the woodlands. " That applies to male and females, singles and couples. | |||
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods? For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop " If by judge you mean express their distaste at the chance innocent bystanders including kids may be affected by seeing them then, yes people do. Nothing to do with it being a man. I’ve seen threads about ladies flashing to drivers amongst other things that have had the same reaction | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... " I swear, sometimes I read these forums and wonder is consent is still a foreign concept to some in 2018.. The mind boggles! | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. " I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" it is illegal to commit a sexual act in a public place and just because you are on fabswingers and you feel comfortable enough to show your cock to the world here and even submit this thread wanting a serious analysis of your deed which you've already said a woman and her dog witnessed, I'm sure that dogs scarred for life now but we'll never know because dogs can't talk can they? Anyway I digress as somebody else said, woods dogs parents and children, you have to put some thought into the things you do because you feel it's OK to talk about your fantasy here doesn't make the reality of it a good thing for the innocent people you may subject to it, does it? | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either." Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know. | |||
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"Sorry I forgot to mention I own the woods " What a crock of shit | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. " On a side note, Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking Sorry couldn't resist.. | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. On a side note, Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking Sorry couldn't resist.. " I bet you could if you tried | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. On a side note, Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking Sorry couldn't resist.. I bet you could if you tried " I know, right? | |||
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods? For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop " Yes I do judge when young children could come across these activities in the daytime | |||
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" This.........but do bears wank in the woods?" Yes, but only when there’s no one around (one told me). Besides, it’s not as if they can go ‘dogging’ is it? | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" If you own the woods as you say then the woman would probably be your mother. How did she manage walking through a wood that had just been decimated by a heard of make bovine with severe incontinence. | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. On a side note, Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking Sorry couldn't resist.. I bet you could if you tried I know, right? " I know, I know, my bad | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes." ...he's still in the wood! | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes. ...he's still in the wood! " his wood | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes. ...he's still in the wood! " If you go down to his woods today be sure of a small surprise | |||
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"Surely this thread is a D N I W (See what I did there?). Nope? I don’t get it" Wind-up. (I know, I know). | |||
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"Surely this thread is a D N I W (See what I did there?). Nope? I don’t get it" I'd say last letter should be E dine food for thought | |||
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"Surely this thread is a D N I W (See what I did there?). Nope? I don’t get it Wind-up. (I know, I know)." OH I get it now | |||
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"Surely this thread is a D N I W (See what I did there?). Nope? I don’t get it Wind-up. (I know, I know)." Haha! Love it! | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes. ...he's still in the wood! his wood " Haha! | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either. Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know. " Then let them know. | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes." He's had a wank. | |||
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods? For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop " | |||
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"Don't you just love it when the OP vanishes. ...he's still in the wood! " He's come across the teddy bears picnic... | |||
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me. I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot. I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either. Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know. Then let them know. " I would but I don’t fancy having to explain how I know about it to someone I have to walk past most days. Actually I used to work for a security company and from my experience it’s quite a good chance that the posts are done by one of the guards there anyway | |||
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"I have never wanked in the woods but i have always wanked with a wood. " I didn’t realise a golf club fetish was a thing. | |||
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"I have never wanked in the woods but i have always wanked with a wood. I didn’t realise a golf club fetish was a thing. " Yep. And they always have the cleanest aerodynamic balls. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? " I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I " Yes... | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I Yes..." It was fun though But point taken... | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I " I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. " It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children..." I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. " I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey..." No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here). | |||
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" I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey..." To be fair at least it was well away from any paths in the woods. But still should be careful ey! | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here)." It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here)." Yes of course, if there weren't others about, I don't think any sexual activity in the woods is acceptable unless it is very late at night, when presumably young children aren't around. | |||
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" I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... To be fair at least it was well away from any paths in the woods. But still should be careful ey!" How do you know that? | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here). It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me " Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is. | |||
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"Rather be warm" best amend this as 2 days later i wanked in the woods for a friend | |||
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"Rather be warmbest amend this as 2 days later i wanked in the woods for a friend " Sorry not getting that...bit late for me.. | |||
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"Rather be warmbest amend this as 2 days later i wanked in the woods for a friend " | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. " | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. " OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here). It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is." Well said | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned. But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out? (I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here). It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is.Well said " Thank you | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????" Easy tiger. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I certainly would if I was out by myself." Yes, me too. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference " Privately having a wank,outside?! | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference Privately having a wank,outside?!" Yes, my point exactly, why not just have a wank at home, I presume you wanted someone to catch you, OP. | |||
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog " This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing. (Technically is that a hog roast?) | |||
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing. (Technically is that a hog roast?)" That's a whole different story! | |||
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing. (Technically is that a hog roast?)" Haha it was meant to say giant hogw33d but the fab 420 filter cut the last bit out, it's a plant that causes horrendous blistering if you even brush past it | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..." Ye gods! If there are children playing at night, in the dark, in secluded cap parks miles from anywhere, then I think there is something seriously wrong somewhere! | |||
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing. (Technically is that a hog roast?) Haha it was meant to say giant hogw33d but the fab 420 filter cut the last bit out, it's a plant that causes horrendous blistering if you even brush past it " Haha! Yes I'd laugh too | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... Ye gods! If there are children playing at night, in the dark, in secluded cap parks miles from anywhere, then I think there is something seriously wrong somewhere! " People do dog in the daytime too, which is wrong too, if it can be seen by others. | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..." What other than wanting to get caught? Who is going to catch him but an 'other', exactly what happened. | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... What other than wanting to get caught? Who is going to catch him but an 'other', exactly what happened. " Yes | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference " Is there a difference? Wanking in the woods in broad daylight sounds like a one way ticket onto the sex offenders’ register to me... | |||
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"Sorry I forgot to mention I own the woods What a crock of shit" He's definitely a tree fella. | |||
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... I quite agree where children are concerned. But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference Is there a difference? Wanking in the woods in broad daylight sounds like a one way ticket onto the sex offenders’ register to me... " Sounds like he wanted to be caught.. | |||
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"Sorry I forgot to mention I own the woods What a crock of shit He's definitely a tree fella." He's a knobhead | |||
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"Do perverts wank in the wood?" If a pervert wanks in the woods when no one is around, does he still cum? | |||
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"Do perverts wank in the wood? If a pervert wanks in the woods when no one is around, does he still cum?" Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!! Cracked up when I read that. | |||
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"Do perverts wank in the wood? If a pervert wanks in the woods when no one is around, does he still cum?" Probably not lol | |||
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"Do perverts wank in the wood? If a pervert wanks in the woods when no one is around, does he still cum? Probably not lol" Or more to the point, does he post about it on Fab? | |||
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... No. It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. " I'm with you here I love outside play but you have to choose your place carefully to not be seen what if that was a child | |||
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"I have come across a man with his shorts open having a crafty tug. I was anoyed and im on fab. What does he think outhers that arnt think" It’s bloody disgusting. I was walking the dog with my 6 yr old daughter and some bloke had his zip open and was waving it around! I went mental and he said look it’s only a sausage, and it was an actual sausage but it’s still not on. I know it sounds funny now but it wasn’t at the time! | |||
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"I have come across a man with his shorts open having a crafty tug. I was anoyed and im on fab. What does he think outhers that arnt think It’s bloody disgusting. I was walking the dog with my 6 yr old daughter and some bloke had his zip open and was waving it around! I went mental and he said look it’s only a sausage, and it was an actual sausage but it’s still not on. I know it sounds funny now but it wasn’t at the time! " If thats his way of having a joke ide still have kicked him in the real one if i was you | |||
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"I prefer fucking in the woods or even someones backyard if i can get away with it " So do i but not on the pathway of the woods i hope. | |||
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