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Engaging with inanimate objects

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How much and with which types, do you engage with inanimate objects? What do you speak with? Many of us can easily curse anything that doesn't work appropriately, including self-scan check-outs but what about the rest of the time?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My car - like “fucking go faster, you bastard”

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"My car - like “fucking go faster, you bastard” "

Better than a stream of speeding tickets and a ban Steve

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I once sat talking to a cat for a good 5 minutes that was round by our bins at work. It was dark and I could just about see it, once I finished my ciggie I thought I'd go show it some love and affection. As I got closer I discovered it was a McDonald's balloon rolling around the floor.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not inanimate but, like Prince Charles, I do talk to plants quite a bit - usually offering my apologies.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I once sat talking to a cat for a good 5 minutes that was round by our bins at work. It was dark and I could just about see it, once I finished my ciggie I thought I'd go show it some love and affection. As I got closer I discovered it was a McDonald's balloon rolling around the floor. "

was it a Persian bluooon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"My car - like “fucking go faster, you bastard”

Better than a stream of speeding tickets and a ban Steve "

The feds won’t catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random objects around the house as I’m cleaning. Or even the doors and lights as they’re left open and as I walk upstairs and it looks like Blackpool illuminations. Everyone in the house is used to me talking to myself now x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I once sat talking to a cat for a good 5 minutes that was round by our bins at work. It was dark and I could just about see it, once I finished my ciggie I thought I'd go show it some love and affection. As I got closer I discovered it was a McDonald's balloon rolling around the floor.

was it a Persian bluooon "

It was a dick. Fucking thing let me make all cute noises and everything without revealing it's true identity

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I talk to everything I've even just apologised to the coffee table for having to move it to vacuum

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I regularly speak to inanimate objects, animals and people that can't hear me, such as the idiot tailgating me on the motorway.

People who know me are used to it

Nita

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I talk to everything too especially the radio when Everton are on , I even watch the radio too when they're playing .dont know what that's about

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't talk to it.... But Allways had a fascination watching the washing machine drum go round... Don't know why but becomes hard to look away once it caught my eye.. Odd I know

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I talk to my Henry Hoover, I think it's because he has a face though.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

How sad is it when in Castaway he loses Wilson coz he had a face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i'm doing some DIY, I chat along with the tools etc - "now, Mr screwdriver it's your time to shine, Mr shelf - this may hurt a little"

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