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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over.

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

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Wow I didn't know it was illegal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over. "

If anyone ever wonders why they can't leave the forums, this is why. Bloody brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just wrong on every level. Christmas shouldn't be allowed to be mentioned until it's December

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Jesus christ how many more threads about Christmas in November can we have?!

It's the ashe every year... Get used to it.

Also, my dad wear shorts all year round so even on Christmas eve he could be buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over. "

Without even wearing a festive matching glove,hat and scarf set? Heathen.

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"That's just wrong on every level. Christmas shouldn't be allowed to be mentioned until it's December "

Yep you are right all those people on a tight budget shouldn't be allowed to spread the cost of Christmas. They should be forced to buy it all at the last minute with 1000% interest loans.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over. "

The cad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speedo's would have been worse

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or buying crackers in his undercrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over.

Wow I didn't know it was illegal!

Be thankful,I used to work in retail and have to suffer Christmas Carols from 9am to 8pm every fucking day. I don't even celebrate fucking Xmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the busiest part of the year for the retailers and most depend on it for big takings,I’ve seen Xmas decorations up in people’s gardens already!! It’s going sooner every year for some but surely the novelty wears off.....Xmas parties are fun thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or buying crackers in his undercrackers"
nice spirit level

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

My local grocery is selling mince pies and locally grown strawberries....WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local grocery is selling mince pies and locally grown strawberries....WTF?"

Stop complaining they arn't forcing you to buy them are they!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm still in shorts... It's not gone below 1° degree yet.

As for crackers, only ones I'm buying have Jacobs stamped on them

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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

Why so bored, bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's just wrong on every level. Christmas shouldn't be allowed to be mentioned until it's December "

I’m decorating my Xmas tree next weekend

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Why so bored, bunny? "

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Shame it wasn't a woman in tight jean shorts.

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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Why so bored, bunny?

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

I'll help you with the hard to reach bits!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

That’s shocking! Is there no longer a dress code for those entering a Sainsbury’s? Must be them relaxing their entry policy in anticipation of the Asda merger.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Why so bored, bunny?

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

I'll help you with the hard to reach bits!"

Aaah you're too kind

I'd much prefer to be watching the waves drinking gin under the Arches

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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Why so bored, bunny?

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

I'll help you with the hard to reach bits!

Aaah you're too kind

I'd much prefer to be watching the waves drinking gin under the Arches "

I can do that with you too!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Why so bored, bunny?

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

I'll help you with the hard to reach bits!

Aaah you're too kind

I'd much prefer to be watching the waves drinking gin under the Arches

I can do that with you too!"

Maybe.... Once the paint has dried

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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Why so bored, bunny?

Ah plans foiled by teenage offspring!

I'm watching paint dry right now

I'll help you with the hard to reach bits!

Aaah you're too kind

I'd much prefer to be watching the waves drinking gin under the Arches

I can do that with you too!

Maybe.... Once the paint has dried

Let me know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's warm enough out and if he's well organised.

I was tempted to buy some crackers and tree ornaments myself today. Then I remembered I don't have a tree and the crackers end up all over the floor for me to pick up, so I left them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in supermarkets for ten years and these people are nowhere near as bad as the people who would leave it until the very last second and then come and shout at me “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE GOT NO ADVENT CALENDARS/CRACKERS/TURKEYS/PIGS IN BLANKETS”

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"That's just wrong on every level. Christmas shouldn't be allowed to be mentioned until it's December

I’m decorating my Xmas tree next weekend

Burn the witch!!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

There are several blokes will wear shorts airside at Gatwick, even when there is two foot of snow outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over.

If anyone ever wonders why they can't leave the forums, this is why. Bloody brilliant.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over. "

Not much of a rant tbf...

Put a bit of welly into it next time

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"There are several blokes will wear shorts airside at Gatwick, even when there is two foot of snow outside."

Some postmen wear them all year round only stopped wearing mine last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speedo's would have been worse

Speedos would have made a better story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

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He was probably a northern guy si not a pussy?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

I’m still in my shorts both for work and the 8 mile walk home in the evening.

Based on the current temperature there’s a good few weeks left of the shorts season yet.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Some people wear shorts all year round.

Some people buy Christmas goodies all year round (me

Some people dwell on the little things that aren’t important in life. Mentioning no names of course

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By *unaBelleWoman
over a year ago

Near the big road

Oh I know someone who does that.

I've noticed some people like to make thinly veiled digs and jibes on here

That isn't very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes go shopping in just shorts and shoes.

Never had complaints.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Stop press........

Spotted in sainsburys local.....

An attractive woman in a short skirt and slight heels leaning into freezers....

How dare she.....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

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What colour shorts?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's not Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always were shorts in my downtime all seasons its called being aaaaaard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the pub and hotel trade now.... We've been doing 'Shitmas' since August...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a bloke in sainsburys buying Christmas crackers whilst wearing shorts.

It's fucking November!

Rant over.

What colour shorts?"
Did he have crocs with socks too!!

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