FabSwingers.com forum: Quotes and sayings that are BS

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which common quotes or sayings do you think are complete rubbish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw that coming.

Like fuck did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ you’ll have someone’s eye out with that “

“ pacifically “ not a quote or say but annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start conversations with basically and I mean.

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

We're a nation of immigrants.

Absolute bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much anything that starts with, "You know what they're doing now..."

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Sound as a pound"

Why is a pound sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m not being racist/homophobic/sexist/etc but.....”

yes you are about to be

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

The sky's the limit......

No it's not there's lots off space out there....

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"No smoke without fire" is circular logic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PM me hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Karma.

A silly made up word that means nowt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap at half the price.

And the reply to how are you.

Not three bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bad

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Life is short.

Maybe, but it's still the longest thing you're ever going to do.....

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

"I'm not racist but..."

"I'm not homophobic but..."

"the wife's ill but said that I should still come and play..."

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Karma.

A silly made up word that means nowt!"

I believe in karma, I've had my fair share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp scratch; no it isn’t it feels like a frigging needle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/11/18 18:58:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will only hurt for a minute.

Can I ask you something? (Just ask the fucking question and stop fannying about).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as box of frogs.

I don't know anyone who has ever seen a box of frogs

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Spanish on us again

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Anything corporate, like;

Singing from the same hymn sheet

blue sky thinking...

any other bollocks that people think makes them sound 'professional'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siege the day.

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "

Except glaucoma pains, apparently.

I met a lady at the eye clinic who’d had three kids and she said the shooting pain you get when you’re pressure is up is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "

Dunno what the fuss is all about.

Few hours and pop it's a baby.

Poor bloke has to hear about it for rest of his life

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "

Being kicked in the balls hurts more.

I know loads of women with two or more children.

I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again

Ftfy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!

Dunno what the fuss is all about.

Few hours and pop it's a baby.

Poor bloke has to hear about it for rest of his life

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Sharp scratch; no it isn’t it feels like a frigging needle

Yes!! One of my least favourite things to hear.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!

Being kicked in the balls hurts more.

I know loads of women with two or more children.

I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....

There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I before E except after C

There are more words in the English language that disprove this saying than there are words that it applies to.

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

‘Great minds think alike’ (without adding the end of the quote ‘but folks seldom differ’)

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Sharp scratch; no it isn’t it feels like a frigging needle

I know lying bar stewards......only once when they took it from the side of my wrist for some unknown reason did the Dr say " this is going to hurt " and it really bloody did!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to hurt me more than it is u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its our season" every Liverpool fan every season.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!

Being kicked in the balls hurts more.

I know loads of women with two or more children.

I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....

There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured

Just the one bloke eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mean to be rude but...." or "sleeping like a baby"... What a load bollox that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I don't mean to be rude but...." or "sleeping like a baby"... What a load bollox that is!

Princess x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Carrots help you see in the dark

Bollocks it’s a candle nota carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be there in 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don’t worry it’s fine

This means it’s clearly not fine

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Spanish on us again

She does that

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again

Ftfy.

Twatt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two wrongs don't make a right annoys me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t make ends meet I hate this saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth

No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!

Being kicked in the balls hurts more.

I know loads of women with two or more children.

I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....

There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured

Just the one bloke eh?

Yep. Just the one; therefore totally disproving the “a kick in the balls hurts more” theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn your horns in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again

Ftfy.

Twatt"

Yes, but he’s our Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not u it's me,fuck off I clearly am not doing something right or u fancy someone else

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again

Ftfy.

Twatt

Yes, but he’s our Twat

He is and we would not have him any other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita

Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again

Ftfy.

Twatt

Yes, but he’s our Twat

He is and we would not have him any other way

I’ll have him oiled up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not u it's me,fuck off I clearly am not doing something right or u fancy someone else"

Haha. It’s not you it’s me translates to it definitely is you I’m just trying to be nice!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Impossible to get a meet on here.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is! "Cheap at twice the price" would make more sense.

"You can't have your cake and eat it" - Yes I can. What's the point of having it if I'm not going to eat it?

"I slept like a baby" - My usual response is "Did you keep waking up crying because you'd shat yourself?"

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