FabSwingers.com forum: Smegma

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, from the doubtless numerous requests from precisely no one, this is the place to share all your own wonderful and uplifting personal stories regarding this most intriguing of phenomenon.

(I rather fancy that this may be a fairly quiet thread....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Seem a bit depressed OP? How are you today?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Apparently smegma porn is a thing, a mate once sent me it to shock me, I can confirm it was grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently smegma porn is a thing, a mate once sent me it to shock me, I can confirm it was grim "

Just when I thought I’m finally unshockable

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I thought this was going to be about Red Dwarf - the tv show not the porn category!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Seem a bit depressed OP? How are you today?"

I’m good thanks and having just checked myself......smegma free

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Whats smegma porn? Or do i even wanna no? Instant regret this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about Red Dwarf - the tv show not the porn category! "

I thought someone had just bought a Vauxhall?!...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Apparently smegma porn is a thing, a mate once sent me it to shock me, I can confirm it was grim "

Holy crap!

Um......I don’t suppose you have a link?

Just asking for a friend, obviously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is totally putting me off my cheese on toast.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random smegma factoid: Although more commonly associated with men, did you know that both males and females get it?

Hmmmm.....I’m hungry; Cheese sarnie anyone?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Now i understand

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Can't imagine too many admitting they have it here.

That said, expect the unexpected...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Couldn't be as bad as a blue waffle?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Smegma Fact number 2: The said ingredients for anyone reading this who may for reasons best known only to themselves, wish to cultivate some of this most wondrous substance and additionally, highly expressive artistic medium are simply shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This is totally putting me off my cheese on toast. "

Oh my god I just fancy cheese and toast,shame I have no cheese or bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently smegma porn is a thing, a mate once sent me it to shock me, I can confirm it was grim "

That's possibly enough internet for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is totally putting me off my cheese on toast.

Oh my god I just fancy cheese and toast,shame I have no cheese or bread."

It was actually the truth. I had just made cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha blue waffle! Ent heard of that in time! Unfortunately iv witnessed this sort of thing and blue waffle in my line of work:/ although not as extreme

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This is totally putting me off my cheese on toast.

Oh my god I just fancy cheese and toast,shame I have no cheese or bread.

It was actually the truth. I had just made cheese on toast

Try not to think of any putrid secretions then.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Know your smegma:

Chaps, always be sure to inspect and clean around the old banjo string - smegma loves hiding there.

Ladies, smegma similarly loves to play hide and seek under your clitoral hoods (imagine a porch eave with cobwebs underneath it)

.....I trust everyone of you are now hurriedly heading for the bathroom for a nervous, smegma free reassurance?

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Know your smegma:

Chaps, always be sure to inspect and clean around the old banjo string - smegma loves hiding there.

Ladies, smegma similarly loves to play hide and seek under your clitoral hoods (imagine a porch eave with cobwebs underneath it)

.....I trust everyone of you are now hurriedly heading for the bathroom for a nervous, smegma free reassurance?

Im in the bath please no sudden movement

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Random smegma factoid: Although more commonly associated with men, did you know that both males and females get it?

Hmmmm.....I’m hungry; Cheese sarnie anyone?"

Yes I did actually. Its made up of dead skin cells and oils from our skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

I do prefer it, I can feel the difference and it is good.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Hahahaha blue waffle! Ent heard of that in time! Unfortunately iv witnessed this sort of thing and blue waffle in my line of work:/ although not as extreme

S"
really? That's gross

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

I do prefer it, I can feel the difference and it is good. "

Having only been circumcised for about 12 years, I can also confirm it feels a lot better (and cleaner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

I do prefer it, I can feel the difference and it is good.

Having only been circumcised for about 12 years, I can also confirm it feels a lot better (and cleaner)"

my ex-husband got C'ed and its the only thing I miss about him lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I refuse to post a cheesy comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked smegma free

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this why they make Smeg fridges to store it in

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've been smegma free for 2 weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

I do prefer it, I can feel the difference and it is good. "

Perhaps I need to find me one to try

Another thread in the making!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smegma Reassurance Fact:

Although admittedly hardly the most welcome of sights (or smells) the consumption of smegma will not bring about ones dissolution.

With this in mind, if you come across a partner thus afflicted, be sure to do the Christian thing and suck and lick it away - you’ll be just fine and your partner will doubtless thank you for your kindly surgeon fish like attentiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smegma Reassurance Fact:

Although admittedly hardly the most welcome of sights (or smells) the consumption of smegma will not bring about ones dissolution.

Good lord! Enough now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

Do women prefer that? Have to say I have no experience with your kind. Maybe another thread in the making there

I do prefer it, I can feel the difference and it is good.

Perhaps I need to find me one to try

Another thread in the making! "

oh please do - you wont regret it, just because when using your hands as there isn't the flexibility of skin anymore lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Smegma Reassurance Fact:

Although admittedly hardly the most welcome of sights (or smells) the consumption of smegma will not bring about ones dissolution.

Good lord! Enough now!"

It’s not all bad though because.......

Random Smegma Fact number 54 (or something):

Smegma contains Cathepsin B, lysozymes, chymotrypsin, neutrophil elastase and cytokines, which are all actually known to aid the immune system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smegma Reassurance Fact:

Although admittedly hardly the most welcome of sights (or smells) the consumption of smegma will not bring about ones dissolution.

Good lord! Enough now!

It’s not all bad though because.......

Random Smegma Fact number 54 (or something):

Smegma contains Cathepsin B, lysozymes, chymotrypsin, neutrophil elastase and cytokines, which are all actually known to aid the immune system

No sorry. It’s still all bad

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've been smegma free for 2 weeks now

Having just taken my own thread advice, I’ve been clean for all of about three minutes but small steps and all that.....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's probably the name of a kitchen utensil in Ikea

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My horse was the smegma king and it's black in horses lol - warm water and a tube of KY jelly, get in there up to your elbows and get 'em sorted ladies!!

I told a livery once that she needed to clean her horse as it had a build up of smegma. She said 'What's smegma?'

I told her to go home and ask her husband haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've looked at the first few replies and that was enough for me to not want to know what this is.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Having to describe to my innocent best friend what ‘smegma’ is, whilst playing Cards Against Humanity was one of the funniest moments I’ve had thus far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is so good for curing my raging horn and making me get back to work sometimes! Thanks OP

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"My horse was the smegma king and it's black in horses lol - warm water and a tube of KY jelly, get in there up to your elbows and get 'em sorted ladies!!

I told a livery once that she needed to clean her horse as it had a build up of smegma. She said 'What's smegma?'

I told her to go home and ask her husband haha!!

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Randesh whatever, did that with his trip to the USA with his mum, loved doing it judging by his expression

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smegma DIY:

Bored? Need a hobby? Why not take up the fascinating and highly rewarding art of Smegma Cultivation?

It’s so easy; You won’t even need any special equiptment nor any particular set of skills to master this amazing art.

In fact, chaps, your bell end (and ladies, your clitoral hood) is your very own, home petri dish so simply stop washing them now and sit back and marvel at all you can grow.

Hell, your resulting immaculately conceived creation even deserves a name. Cheesus maybe?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Thankfully I haven’t seen a close encounter with smegma since my early 20s. Don’t know what I’d do now- probably just vomit incessantly until nothing else comes out!

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over a year ago

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've looked at the first few replies and that was enough for me to not want to know what this is."

Every man should know what it is!

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan
over a year ago

Salisbury

Its why i avoid long foreskin on guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

Dick cheese, Cock Camembert, Willy Wensleydale....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rolf

You outed Rolf.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

Read above. You'll soon understand

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

This is scary. This is like not knowing why you should clean your teeth.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

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its a new chocolate bar I think

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I thought this was going to be about Red Dwarf - the tv show not the porn category!

I thought someone had just bought a Vauxhall?!..."

A Vauxhall Smegma. I’ve not heard that word since leaving school.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

[Removed by poster at 02/11/18 17:02:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub baby oil into your cock/bell twice a week. It reduces the friction that creates the smegma. I shower every day and used to get a small amount every 24 hours due to a tight foreskin, haven't seen any for about 5 years now.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Spag bog with grated smegma

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

It's a new fragrance by Jean Claude goatybeard.

Semgma le essence of a man

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

It's a new fragrance by Jean Claude goatybeard.

Semgma le essence of a man"
what's it smell off?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

It's a new fragrance by Jean Claude goatybeard.

Semgma le essence of a manwhat's it smell off?"

It’s a sort of whiffy cross between stale sweat and cat food.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sorry to be a bit naive. But, what on earth is smegma?

It's a new fragrance by Jean Claude goatybeard.

Semgma le essence of a manwhat's it smell off?

It’s a sort of whiffy cross between stale sweat and cat food.....

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thanks x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Is the scent designer?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is the scent designer?"

It smells suspiciously like Brut aftershave in fact.....somewhat worryingly so

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Mmmmm....cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about a fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Vomit)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Smegma Fact number 784 etc. etc. blah, blah:

Whilst generally nothing more than an unsightly, malodorous and indeed somewhat sexually offputting phenomenon (with the exception of Smegma porn as we previously discovered on this thread...), the most severe cases of the condition can result in what is termed, ‘Hismosis’. This is characterised by a hard ring of smegma which forms inside the foreskin and subsequently prevents it from retracting. This condition can prove rather painful for those so afflicted.

....Indeed, I’ve been trying for months to prize mine back with a bloody crowbar but still can’t get it to budge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people not wash their willies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people not wash their willies?

Evidently not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of the flannel innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of the flannel innit?"

Innit blud

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do people not wash their willies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about Red Dwarf - the tv show not the porn category! "

Red Dwarf porn, now there's an idea! With real dwarfs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the smegma

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gotta love the smegma "
Behave ruby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the smegma Behave ruby."

Only for one hour though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gotta love the smegma Behave ruby.

Only for one hour though "
yeah haha good sport x

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"Apparently smegma porn is a thing, a mate once sent me it to shock me, I can confirm it was grim "

Any links? Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ideGuyMan
over a year ago

Brighton Marina

I actually find it a bit of a turn on...

I like to pull back my forskin and smell my own...

Its just stale sweat,piss & cum.

Obviously I'm clean when I meet people.

unless their profile says they like "man smells"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

[Removed by poster at 05/11/18 16:10:53]

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I thought this was going to be about Red Dwarf - the tv show not the porn category! "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. "
Don't read it x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. Don't read it x"

It is indeed a most deplorable and disgusting thread obviously started by a clearly sick individual.

.....oh.....wait....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. Don't read it x

It is indeed a most deplorable and disgusting thread obviously started by a clearly sick individual.

.....oh.....wait....

"
wonder who started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. Don't read it x

It is indeed a most deplorable and disgusting thread obviously started by a clearly sick individual.

.....oh.....wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. Don't read it x"

Keeping my eyes closed as I scroll

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im really not sure I dare read this thread thanks. Don't read it x

Keeping my eyes closed as I scroll"
nooo don't look x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who's basking in the ambience?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: So.....I’ve just checked out some of the mentioned smegma porn videos on a certain site (*cough! Pornhub*)

Um.....what to say really?

Suffice to say; I was hungry.....and now am not.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Duct have a foreskin but have heard horror stories about this.

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By *igtallguyMan
over a year ago

pontypridd ish

"I actually find it a bit of a turn on...

I like to pull back my forskin and smell my own...

Its just stale sweat,piss & cum.

Obviously I'm clean when I meet people.

unless their profile says they like "man smells"

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm"

Crikey you've dug up an almost archived thread fella...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor personal hygiene is never a good trait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm circumcised, so not an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm circumcised, so not an issue

^ this gent is circumcised - deffo no issues here

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Whats smegma porn? Or do i even wanna no? Instant regret this"

Part of me wants to search for it but I know I won't be able to unsee it so probably won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats smegma porn? Or do i even wanna no? Instant regret this

Part of me wants to search for it but I know I won't be able to unsee it so probably won't "

Where it exists and not been kept clean, it's the whitish smelly gunk under a man's foreskin.... Hence any reference to cheesy knobs!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Random Smegma Fact number 784 etc. etc. blah, blah:

....Indeed, I’ve been trying for months to prize mine back with a bloody crowbar but still can’t get it to budge

A guy on The Sex Clinic had this and when the Dr asked when he last pulled back the foreskin to clean himself he said he had never done that - I almost threw up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no idea what’s going on ...

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Whats smegma porn? Or do i even wanna no? Instant regret this

Part of me wants to search for it but I know I won't be able to unsee it so probably won't

Where it exists and not been kept clean, it's the whitish smelly gunk under a man's foreskin.... Hence any reference to cheesy knobs! "

Oh I know what it is I was referring to smegma porn

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"As a clean and circumcised chap I can confirm I'm always smegma free

New to this thread and this made me laugh. Smegma is a normal thing for any cock or clitoris. It is only when it is in excess that it is an issue. It's naturally occurring and a natural lubricant that happens with both cut and uncut men.

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