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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm up and ready soon well go.

To the party down below,

On darlaston well all descend.

To start a new and different trend.

Beach party is the theme of it.

And I will look a fuookin tit.

Dressed for the beach at Blackpool towers.

I'm gonna look like Austin powers

I hope there are some nutters there.

Or else at me they all will stare.

Oh well its just a bit of fun.

And you know me I cant be glum.

I wish you all a great day too.

No matter what its is you do.

Cant wait to meet the peeps of fab.

And have a great time(wont be drab)

So now im off to get my ready.

All have a great day take it steady xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooooooorning!!! OMG OMG OMG Im excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mooooooorning!!! OMG OMG OMG Im excited

Excited? you taking a mop then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a flood pump

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job its a beach party then. At least we'll suitable dressed for the tide coming in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job its a beach party then. At least we'll suitable dressed for the tide coming in

LOL morning you

see ya later

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

oy you!!!! hit the road Jack!!! shift ya ass over here we are waiting for ya

mwah xxxxxx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Wooo hoooooo!!!! OMG!! It's like Christmas!! And I am gonna unwrap my prezzies later....

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

and omg what time are you all getting there if you are leaving soon????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better than christmas

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Very true True!!! And they are all still in bed here, I am sitting here all excited by myself lol. May have to go jump someone soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very true True!!! And they are all still in bed here, I am sitting here all excited by myself lol. May have to go jump someone soon lol

LMAO dont peek too early, its going to be a very long HORNY Mmmmmmmm woowooowoo day

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Lol, ok ok, I will contain myself. I am sooooo looking forward to meeting my forumite family!!

Noooo not family, that would be incestuous.....

.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL I am excited to see who will be all shy

gives me someone to terrorise then

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

What time are you getting there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LOL I am excited to see who will be all shy

gives me someone to terrorise then

Shit im hiding then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL I am excited to see who will be all shy

gives me someone to terrorise then

Shit im hiding then xx

nowhere to run nowhere to hide baby

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!"

Lol, get you posh bitch!! Love it. Come find us and get your hug when you get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL an old friend used to call me a Posh Scally

cheeky bastard lmao

See you there with one mooooosive hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!"

Yes we checking in to our apartment at the greenhouse at on pm toodle pip xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

Aww honey, you be the queen of the forums and keep it in check for us lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

Aww honey, you be the queen of the forums and keep it in check for us lol.

deal or no deal.....

screams DEAL in high pitch camp voice ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

LOL shame you cant make it, you make me giggle

Bloody Miss Diamond has gone back to bed and Miss Debz has only just left on her way over....Spinning on the spot her all excited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will defo pack my heels and sparkles and come down the M6 like priscilla queen of the north to the next one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so long as your heels aint sexier than mine and its a deal

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!"

Can't even sign in to the hotel room until 3pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so long as your heels aint sexier than mine and its a deal

LOL"

my heels are never on long.... usually on my back

lol have fun xxxx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

LOL shame you cant make it, you make me giggle

Bloody Miss Diamond has gone back to bed and Miss Debz has only just left on her way over....Spinning on the spot her all excited."

Lol, you tell Debz she is so gonna get it later. And I am still sitting here by myself!! Why are they still asleep!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!

Can't even sign in to the hotel room until 3pm

shag in reception till 2.55 then finish up in the room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just thought i would say to everyone who is going

HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME

shag till yer knob drops off lol

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"just thought i would say to everyone who is going

HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME

shag till yer knob drops off lol

Still can't believe you ain't coming!! Grrrrrr.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 ish I think, we can check into our apartment at 12 so gona have some chill time and a bottle of bubbly then get ready

OMG!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!

Can't even sign in to the hotel room until 3pm

Phone em babes and see if you can check in earlier, if they didnt sell the room last night you should be able too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

LMAO it does tho got two white smilies under my cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HAVE A GREAT TIME...

no moaning about hangovers, sore willies from lots of shagging.. and foo foo's swollen up like 2 huge bean bags..

no sympathy here from this jealous old queen.....

Aww honey, you be the queen of the forums and keep it in check for us lol.

Yeah just general tyding up and a bit of dusting mate dont forget the corners xx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

LMAO it does tho got two white smilies under my cheeks

Lol, your arse is happy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think when we get back he will have re-decorated....leather, feathers and a bit of bling

it will be like changing rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just thought i would say to everyone who is going

HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME

shag till yer knob drops off lol

Still can't believe you ain't coming!! Grrrrrr.....

saving myself for Barnsley lol so anyone going to both just one bit of advice to yer

make sure yer knob doesnt drop off and if it does pick it up coz yer going to need it lol

HAVE FUN YOU FORUMNITES who are going the beach party. i will be jelo thinking of you all

mwuh

luv to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

LMAO it does tho got two white smilies under my cheeks

i would imagine your spray tan will be well rubbed off by the time the day is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhh got bat out of hell on now very loud lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

LMAO it does tho got two white smilies under my cheeks

i would imagine your spray tan will be well rubbed off by the time the day is over

That's the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol will do.

Right im off to sort me arse out.....got white bits after my spray tan where my arse sags down...FFS LOL

Pmsl, shut up woman!!!

LMAO it does tho got two white smilies under my cheeks

i would imagine your spray tan will be well rubbed off by the time the day is over

That's the plan

*is hoping he comes home with a tan*

Hey, whats the point of going to a hot beach if you don't come back with a tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning all you sexy people are we all excited cos i know i am

we're all going on a summer holiday lol

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Have a great time everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am fookin shittin it..........

Simples pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am fookin shittin it..........

Simples pmsl

well don't in public... may not be your bestest look....

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Am fookin shittin it..........

Simples pmsl

Awwwwww Notts....just take deep breaths....and neck a few drinks before hand....alcohol makes for a good anaesthetic. I hope you all have a mega time....even though I'm envious as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am fookin shittin it..........

Simples pmsl

Awwwwww Notts....just take deep breaths....and neck a few drinks before hand....alcohol makes for a good anaesthetic. I hope you all have a mega time....even though I'm envious as hell.

Are you not going then?????

At least I'll still have some dignity left with someone then....

Maybe

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Am fookin shittin it..........

Simples pmsl

Awwwwww Notts....just take deep breaths....and neck a few drinks before hand....alcohol makes for a good anaesthetic. I hope you all have a mega time....even though I'm envious as hell.

Are you not going then?????

At least I'll still have some dignity left with someone then....

Hey...utter respect that you're going to face the music.

Nope I'm still recovering from an operation..improving daily...and my "no playing" ban lifts this coming week (thank god) so will be back to enjoing myself very soon.

I will be at Barnsley..... next week though....and looking forward to that.

Maybe

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Bring lots of stories back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right im off to make myself look pretty lol

it could take sometime lol

see you all there

beccyxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think when we get back he will have re-decorated....leather, feathers and a bit of bling

it will be like changing rooms

He'll have everything plumped and fluffed to within an inch of their lives

Have a really really fabby time everyone, I really do wish I was there with a little stick of rock in my hand xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time everyone!! xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Sounds like some very excited people

Have a great time everyone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like some very excited people

Have a great time everyone !!!

Yeah..

Have a great time, tell us all about tomorrow maybe...

Sounds fun...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Sounds like some very excited people

Have a great time everyone !!!

Yeah..

Have a great time, tell us all about tomorrow maybe...

Sounds fun...

Am I going mad, I thought you were going as they have a nice choccy birthday cake for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like some very excited people

Have a great time everyone !!!

Yeah..

Have a great time, tell us all about tomorrow maybe...

Sounds fun...

Am I going mad, I thought you were going as they have a nice choccy birthday cake for you?"

Shhhhhhhhhhhh I'm in a enough bother

I am lol... Or should say, we are!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Sounds like some very excited people

Have a great time everyone !!!

Yeah..

Have a great time, tell us all about tomorrow maybe...

Sounds fun...

Am I going mad, I thought you were going as they have a nice choccy birthday cake for you?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh I'm in a enough bother

I am lol... Or should say, we are!!

Story of your life lol

Have agreat time the pair of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah big stretch yawn morning i mean afternoon everyone, ive probably missed all u excited peeps but i hope u all ave a FANTASTIC time

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