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"But I'm at work. I'll get in trouble ![]() Very good that your in employment, but I need my sleep, so can you be civil and turn the ruddy lights off Thankyou | |||
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"They’re already off??" Your phone light is keeping me awake, so switch your phone off so I can get some sleep ![]() | |||
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"Ok sorry ![]() Don't do da da me, lights off and quite!!! | |||
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"Are candles ok? " Candles, don't need to.bit lit for a single woman.so please blow them out, And do what you want with them after, but I just need to sleep Thankyou | |||
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"strobe light him" Excuse me but in the European charter 22:5 It states no flashing lights when I'm trying to sleep So my human rights are been ignored So lights off please | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you" Hey sexy man!! | |||
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"Ow I did as you asked op, then drove my car into a hedge" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok sorry ![]() Hahahahahaha.......dammit now its in my head! S | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you Hey sexy man!! " Sexy man! You can call me all the names you want, Thank you , just turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep here | |||
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"I have a Dream Catcher. It is veritably interesting and is tenuously relevant to the thread ![]() Sorry mate, if you could just shut the f.c.u.k up, then i could catch my own dream Good night | |||
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"Tra la la la la. WAKEY WAKEY Can you hear me? It's too early for sleep yet OP ![]() Not wanting to be disrespectful. I can hear you although your two hundred miles away, so please turn the ruddy light's off Good night | |||
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"think OP is in the wrong forum... maybe he will get more kip and less disturbance in the USA room" . Uncle Donald barred you from the USA. So yes it maybe quite there at the moment, but I'm in Blighty, so please turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep here | |||
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"I have nothing of significance to add here. " So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush! I'm trying to sleep Lights off Thank you! | |||
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"I have nothing of significance to add here. So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush! I'm trying to sleep Lights off Thank you!" Don't mind me! Psst! You're a big boy now. You don't need night lights. | |||
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"where is the full head hood?.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Look here missie If you turned the lights off I wouldn't need a hoody and then I could get some sleep Lights! Please | |||
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"Can you switch my lights off?" Excuse me, your the problem here If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please | |||
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"I have nothing of significance to add here. So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush! I'm trying to sleep Lights off Thank you! Don't mind me! Psst! You're a big boy now. You don't need night lights. " Night lights! Its your ruddy night lights that's keeping me up So can you please turn them off Thanking you in advance | |||
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"Can you switch my lights off? Excuse me, your the problem here If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please But I'm not offended. I just want you to switch my lights off. Or anyone ![]() | |||
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"Can you switch my lights off? Excuse me, your the problem here If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please But I'm not offended. I just want you to switch my lights off. Or anyone ![]() Look woman, lady, sexy beast, if you keep winding me up I will knock, I mean turn your lights off. But its your lights that are keeping me awake, so please Lights OFF!!!! | |||
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"It's all so quiet... Shhh.. shhh.. It's all so dark... Shhh.. shhh.." Thats better Maybe now I can get some sit eye | |||
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"No. I don't do much talking. Only typing. You could join in." Ive spent the last 21 minutes on your eight letter challenge (presorts) Now thanks to you ive got a migraine. Please lights out | |||
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"No. I don't do much talking. Only typing. You could join in. Ive spent the last 21 minutes on your eight letter challenge (presorts) Now thanks to you ive got a migraine. Please lights out" Have you? Sweet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! " Rip VWE Winkle ![]() | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! " Yes, until you piped up So please quite! | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! ![]() I can hear your cheeks move with your smiley face, so mate please Shhsss... | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Rip VWE Winkle ![]() I assume I should say thanks for your backhanded compliment But that's for another time, so at this time could you just be quite whilst my Winkle gets done rest Thank you | |||
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"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed." It's been very difficult for me to join in 1. Because I'm a numbers man 2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep, So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite!" I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite! I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself. So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once. Because I'm try to get some sleep! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite! I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that was a long sleep was you kissed by a handsome prince? | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite! I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well i wasn't kissed by a Lord thankyou! But if you lot just kept quite and turned the lights off so I could get some sleep, Then maybe one day a princess from fab could wake me up, until then Lights off please | |||
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"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed. It's been very difficult for me to join in 1. Because I'm a numbers man 2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep, So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep" Lights are off. All evening. | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite! I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll be quiet now ![]() | |||
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"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed. It's been very difficult for me to join in 1. Because I'm a numbers man 2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep, So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep Lights are off. All evening." But I can hear your finger tapping and your mobile lights are on So please lights off | |||
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"Jeez that was some sleep you had! Yes, until you piped up So please quite! I kinda like you giving me into trouble though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For pity sake I am now. Please turn your ruddy lights off I need sleep! | |||
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"Yep just not happening. 6 night on the trot now. This is where things get silly" After 7 days you just don't get it Look Blade, I love you like how a step father loves a step son. But mate why did you leave your lights on Please turn them off! | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying. | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep So lights off please Thank you | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Please, this isn't s joking mater, I'm trying to get some sleep So can you turn the light off please ![]() | |||
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"Over a year and this thread still makes me laugh, thanks Mr Man ![]() ![]() Its people like you that after a year, you wind me up. You give with the left hand but take with the right It's your ruddy EU directive lamp with the 12watt bulb that's keeping me up So can you turn the lights off please | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you" No dear | |||
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"I'VE MISSED YOU!!... *whispers* sorry, nanight " Well if you'd just turn your lights off, maybe I can get s good night's sleep, and that would give me a chance of missing you too. So please, lights off I'm trying to sleep | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() OK just for you ![]() | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear" There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please" I'm not the ring leader. | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() ![]() Here we go, If you had turned your lights off you wouldn't be able to respond to me So please as I said to the ring leader Turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader." Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader. Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep " Go sleep. | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader. Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep Go sleep." Turn the lights off first! | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() ![]() Now now Mr, of course I don't need the lights on to respond - go get yourself a nice warm milky drink or a chill pill ![]() | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader. Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep Go sleep. Turn the lights off first!" Nope. | |||
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"Excuse me you lot. I know your gossiping about the thread below, But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off Because I'm trying to sleep here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Look, I don't need to be breast fed or to take drugs. I just need the light to stop shining, so I can get some sleep Lights off please | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader. Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep Go sleep. Turn the lights off first! Nope." And your not the ring leader ![]() | |||
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"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom ![]() A reject from Halloween? | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you No dear There's always one, The ring leader! I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please I'm not the ring leader. Now were going have a fight Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep Go sleep. Turn the lights off first! Nope. And your not the ring leader ![]() OK they're off xxx | |||
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"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom ![]() That’s all i need! I was hoping it was a fox or an owl ![]() | |||
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"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom ![]() So because you've heard s noise in your garden, you've turned all your lights on Look, I'm trying to sleep here, can you ignore the noises that's coming from your bush in your garden and turn the lights off please | |||
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"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom ![]() Opps Sorry. I’ll get my night vision goggles on ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lights on I want some water." And! Do you still need the lights on I'm trying to sleep here, so could you please turn the lights off | |||
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"Walks in turns on lights. What going on here then why you all in the dark ![]() If you kept your nose out of other people business you wouldn't need the lights on until you woke up telling everbody and his dog good morning So I'm saying to you good night and turn the lights off Thank you | |||
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"You're always sleeping, man." I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off So please Lights Off! | |||
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"You're always sleeping, man. I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off So please Lights Off!" My lights are off. I save lot of energy. I can see my mobile without extra light ![]() | |||
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"You're always sleeping, man. I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off So please Lights Off! My lights are off. I save lot of energy. I can see my mobile without extra light ![]() Ok! I'm using your words' mobile' J A job half done, is a job not done Whilst your perving, your mobile light is as bright is keeping me awake | |||
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"I can’t sleep, my pipes are ticking. That’s not a euphanism...." Well I can't help, try finding someone who can make your pipes TOCK! And whilst your on your search. Can you please turn your lights off. I'm trying to sleep Thanks | |||
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"*Light on* Please promise to do thread 2 *Light off*" Flasher! | |||
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"*Light on* Please promise to do thread 2 *Light off*" My friend, this is the 2nd thread, And the reason is because people like you who turn there lights on then turn them off again (I'm using your words) just to annoy me when I'm trying to sleep, so please stop your flickering and just flick off! Because I'm trying to sleep Thank you | |||
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"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas. Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep. ![]() You of all people, I'm surprised that you've joined these merry cohorts, in not turning off your lights so that I can get a nights sleep. So please set an example and turn your ruddy lights off Thank you darling (there your words) | |||
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"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas. Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep. ![]() If I turn the lights off you won't be able to see my boobies. | |||
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"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas. Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep. ![]() Darling, you know me, I'm not one for looking, I'm more for feeling and one doesn't need the lights to feel. So please, can you turn your lights off thank you | |||
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"Lights on I want some water. And! Do you still need the lights on I'm trying to sleep here, so could you please turn the lights off" No | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up" This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. " And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() This is true. But then that feeling when you finally give up and you go to the bathroom for a wee! For the period of time it takes to have that wee, you feel like a champion, and congratulate yourself of making the decision to leave the bed for the toilet! | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now... ![]() | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() ![]() Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() ![]() Going for it! | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() ![]() Ok how about this one..... waking up feeling very cosy and comfortable in bed, and you have two thoughts! One is that you really need the loo, but you’re super comfortable in bed. The other is you really fancy a cup of tea and some biscuits, but you are equally as comfortable in bed. So how is it the tea and biscuits wins over needing to take a wee? Life is such a confusion some times. Lol | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() ![]() Wee was good, and an amount worth getting out of bed for ![]() | |||
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"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable. And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve recently become a tea addict to be fair. However the midnight snack thing, I’m all over that. However unfortunately for me, it always seems to be a hunger craving for cheese and biscuits with various chutneys. Now normally that’s ok, but at 2am, it’s a lot of effort. So I tend to settle for some mini cheddars and some marmite crisps. | |||
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"Mini cheddars, yes. Marnite anything..just no!" Well look at it as an opportunity! You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol | |||
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"Mini cheddars, yes. Marnite anything..just no! Well look at it as an opportunity! You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol " Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath ![]() | |||
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"Mini cheddars, yes. Marnite anything..just no! Well look at it as an opportunity! You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath ![]() marmite NOOOOO | |||
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"Mini cheddars, yes. Marnite anything..just no! Well look at it as an opportunity! You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath ![]() off to brush my teeth. | |||
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"It's 9pm on Saturday and you're already off to bed?" He's an old man. ![]() | |||
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"It's 9pm on Saturday and you're already off to bed? He's an old man. ![]() Fair enough ![]() | |||
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"So can you turn the lights off please! Thank you" Put your phone on blue light filter! | |||
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"I'm reading ![]() You had 10 hours of daylight to read the Daily Star, so please put it aside for the cat litter and turn the ruddy lights out | |||
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"I'm reading ![]() It's a book. A real papery one with writing on. And...I don't have a cat, so sucks to be you ![]() | |||
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"Have you seen the other sleep threads? You're safer with the light on. " Look Miss MI5, your not over there on the other sleep threads, your over here with you 60 watts non EU regulations bulbs preventing me from going to sleep, So please turn your lights off.... | |||
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"'click' Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead' Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well " Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world, Saying that, I still care for you like a semen in disused condom So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night ![]() | |||
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"'click' Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead' Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world, Saying that, I still care for you like a semen in disused condom So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night ![]() Oh fuck, BUSTED! Ok ok, but can you talk to me like that a bit more? | |||
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"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals. Us young'ns are still wide awake." It's people like you that give people like me a bad name I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine ![]() | |||
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"'click' Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead' Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world, Saying that, I still care for you like a semen in disused condom So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night ![]() Look I'm not here to promise you that I'll make you my weekend baitch So please, just turn the lights off Thank you | |||
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"'click' Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead' Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world, Saying that, I still care for you like a semen in disused condom So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night ![]() I was thinking more of a Thursday evening bitch | |||
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"No" And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen. There's only won word for you OFF!!!! | |||
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"No And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen. There's only won word for you OFF!!!!" Back at ya Darling | |||
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"Iv been looking for the door for ages now I guess the lights are beside it ![]() If you had just switched you laptop off you would have realised where the light was coming from. Now you've found the bedroom lights everything got brighter So please can you turn your lights off I need to sleep | |||
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"Iv been looking for the door for ages now I guess the lights are beside it ![]() Nope ![]() | |||
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"No And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen. There's only won word for you OFF!!!! Back at ya Darling " I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it | |||
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"No And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen. There's only won word for you OFF!!!! Back at ya Darling I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it" And I said no | |||
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"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals. Us young'ns are still wide awake. It's people like you that give people like me a bad name I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine ![]() Put your head under the pillow ![]() | |||
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"No And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen. There's only won word for you OFF!!!! Back at ya Darling I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it And I said no" Is it me or have I lost the plot, Look here young lady turn your lights off I'm trying to sleep here ![]() | |||
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"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals. Us young'ns are still wide awake. It's people like you that give people like me a bad name I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine ![]() ![]() Look here, as a nanna you should know better Lights off now, please! | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() That's a breach of the peace at this hour. Phone the polis. | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() So look, tell your ruddy neighbor to turn off their bloody B & M stores drill so you can turn your lights off as I'm trying to sleep here! ?? | |||
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"Look SHUSH!.. I'm trying to sleep So please turn the lights off" Bloody hell have you still not got to sleep in all this time? ![]() | |||
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"Look SHUSH!.. I'm trying to sleep So please turn the lights off Bloody hell have you still not got to sleep in all this time? ![]() Must be an insomniac | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() Lights are off. Curtains drawn. But fucking joinery going on against the party wall (I can hear a saw now too) ![]() | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() Look mate, if you turned off your mobile then you would help all of us to get some sleep So PLEASE turn it off | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() Its against the law after 11pm. Will be on your council website in the noise section. Make them aware of it. | |||
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"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it ![]() Thank you. It's been ongoing for most of the pandemic (full house renovations) ![]() | |||
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"He's asleep. ^" I was nearly until came on board, but I thought hold he just might not sayw anything ![]() | |||
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