FabSwingers.com forum: I'm trying to sleep.here

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm at work. I'll get in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re already off??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get yourself an eyemask

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"But I'm at work. I'll get in trouble

Very good that your in employment, but I need my sleep, so can you be civil and turn the ruddy lights off

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok sorry

Singing's cool though right? Baby shark do do do do do do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are candles ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strobe light him

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"They’re already off??"

Your phone light is keeping me awake, so switch your phone off so I can get some sleep

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ok sorry

Singing's cool though right? Baby shark do do do do do do..."

Don't do da da me, lights off and quite!!!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are candles ok? "

Candles, don't need to.bit lit for a single woman.so please blow them out,

And do what you want with them after, but I just need to sleep

Thankyou

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"strobe light him"

Excuse me but in the European charter 22:5

It states no flashing lights when I'm trying to sleep

So my human rights are been ignored

So lights off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no try.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a Dream Catcher. It is veritably interesting and is tenuously relevant to the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra la la la la. WAKEY WAKEY

Can you hear me? It's too early for sleep yet OP

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

How about that discovery of the meaning of life thing huh, interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think OP is in the wrong forum...

maybe he will get more kip and less disturbance in the USA room

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A quick tip for insomnia; Try sticking your index finger up your bum. It really works

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you"

Hey sexy man!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Lights are already off here.

Snuggled up in bed, quick forum browse before I call it a night

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ow I did as you asked op, then drove my car into a hedge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ow I did as you asked op, then drove my car into a hedge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok sorry

Singing's cool though right? Baby shark do do do do do do..."

Hahahahahaha.......dammit now its in my head!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

Hey sexy man!! "

Sexy man! You can call me all the names you want,

Thank you , just turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep here

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I have a Dream Catcher. It is veritably interesting and is tenuously relevant to the thread

Sorry mate, if you could just shut the f.c.u.k up, then i could catch my own dream

Good night

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Tra la la la la. WAKEY WAKEY

Can you hear me? It's too early for sleep yet OP

Not wanting to be disrespectful. I can hear you although your two hundred miles away, so please turn the ruddy light's off

Good night

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have nothing of significance to add here.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"think OP is in the wrong forum...

maybe he will get more kip and less disturbance in the USA room"
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Uncle Donald barred you from the USA.

So yes it maybe quite there at the moment, but I'm in Blighty, so please turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

where is the full head hood?..

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I have nothing of significance to add here. "

So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush!

I'm trying to sleep

Lights off

Thank you!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have nothing of significance to add here.

So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush!

I'm trying to sleep

Lights off

Thank you!"

Don't mind me!

Psst! You're a big boy now. You don't need night lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you switch my lights off?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"where is the full head hood?..

Look here missie

If you turned the lights off I wouldn't need a hoody and then I could get some sleep

Lights! Please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you switch my lights off?"

Excuse me, your the problem here

If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I have nothing of significance to add here.

So why are you making a racket, turn the lights off and shush!

I'm trying to sleep

Lights off

Thank you!

Don't mind me!

Psst! You're a big boy now. You don't need night lights. "

Night lights!

Its your ruddy night lights that's keeping me up

So can you please turn them off

Thanking you in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you switch my lights off?

Excuse me, your the problem here

If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please "

But I'm not offended. I just want you to switch my lights off. Or anyone

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you switch my lights off?

Excuse me, your the problem here

If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please

But I'm not offended. I just want you to switch my lights off. Or anyone

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you switch my lights off?

Excuse me, your the problem here

If you.. turned your lights off then I would get some sleep and you wouldn't be offended by my request, sorry I mean my demands, so lights off please

But I'm not offended. I just want you to switch my lights off. Or anyone

Look woman, lady, sexy beast, if you keep winding me up I will knock, I mean turn your lights off.

But its your lights that are keeping me awake, so please

Lights OFF!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all so quiet... Shhh.. shhh..

It's all so dark... Shhh.. shhh..

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's all so quiet... Shhh.. shhh..

It's all so dark... Shhh.. shhh.."

Thats better

Maybe now I can get some sit eye

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

JessicaXY

Playtime

Shag tonight

Can you guys end your thread, so that you and the other inconsiderate foraminates. Turn your lights out so that I can get some sleep!

Thanking you in advance

Good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I don't do much talking. Only typing. You could join in.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No. I don't do much talking. Only typing. You could join in."

Ive spent the last 21 minutes on your eight letter challenge (presorts)

Now thanks to you ive got a migraine.

Please lights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I don't do much talking. Only typing. You could join in.

Ive spent the last 21 minutes on your eight letter challenge (presorts)

Now thanks to you ive got a migraine.

Please lights out"

Have you? Sweet

hope you got your sleep coz I got mine

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

WTF could you lot be quite, I'm trying to get to sleep over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez that was some sleep you had!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Jeez that was some sleep you had! "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Jeez that was some sleep you had! "

Rip VWE Winkle

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had! "

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

I can hear your cheeks move with your smiley face, so mate please

Shhsss...

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Rip VWE Winkle

I assume I should say thanks for your backhanded compliment

But that's for another time, so at this time could you just be quite whilst my Winkle gets done rest

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed."

It's been very difficult for me to join in

1. Because I'm a numbers man

2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep,

So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!"

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself.

So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once.

Because I'm try to get some sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself.

So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once.

Because I'm try to get some sleep!

"
that was a long sleep was you kissed by a handsome prince?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself.

So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once.

Because I'm try to get some sleep!

that was a long sleep was you kissed by a handsome prince?"

Well i wasn't kissed by a Lord thankyou!

But if you lot just kept quite and turned the lights off so I could get some sleep,

Then maybe one day a princess from fab could wake me up, until then

Lights off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed.

It's been very difficult for me to join in

1. Because I'm a numbers man

2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep,

So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep"

Lights are off. All evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself.

So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once.

Because I'm try to get some sleep!

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll be quiet now

Are you up yet? X

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You didn't visit my word games again.. Disappointed.

It's been very difficult for me to join in

1. Because I'm a numbers man

2. Because you keep on disturbing my sleep,

So please can you turn the light off I'm trying to sleep

Lights are off. All evening."

But I can hear your finger tapping and your mobile lights are on

So please lights off

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jeez that was some sleep you had!

Yes, until you piped up

So please quite!

I kinda like you giving me into trouble though

I've been trying for about four years, second thread, and I've out lasted inconsiderate like yourself.

So let's try and break the cycle and be quite for once.

Because I'm try to get some sleep!

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll be quiet now

Are you up yet? X"

For pity sake

I am now.

Please turn your ruddy lights off

I need sleep!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yep just not happening. 6 night on the trot now. This is where things get silly

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yep just not happening. 6 night on the trot now. This is where things get silly"

After 7 days you just don't get it

Look Blade, I love you like how a step father loves a step son.

But mate why did you leave your lights on

Please turn them off!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying. "

Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep

So lights off please

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

Please, this isn't s joking mater, I'm trying to get some sleep

So can you turn the light off please

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Over a year and this thread still makes me laugh, thanks Mr Man

Oh and I've turned the big light off, but have a lamp on if that is acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'VE MISSED YOU!!...

*whispers* sorry, nanight

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Over a year and this thread still makes me laugh, thanks Mr Man

Oh and I've turned the big light off, but have a lamp on if that is acceptable

Its people like you that after a year, you wind me up.

You give with the left hand but take with the right

It's your ruddy EU directive lamp with the 12watt bulb that's keeping me up

So can you turn the lights off please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you"

No dear

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'VE MISSED YOU!!...

*whispers* sorry, nanight "

Well if you'd just turn your lights off, maybe I can get s good night's sleep, and that would give me a chance of missing you too.

So please, lights off I'm trying to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying.

Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep

So lights off please

Thank you"

OK just for you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear"

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please"

I'm not the ring leader.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying.

Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep

So lights off please

Thank you

OK just for you

Here we go,

If you had turned your lights off you wouldn't be able to respond to me

So please as I said to the ring leader

Turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader."

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader.

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

Go sleep.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader.

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

Go sleep."

Turn the lights off first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying.

Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep

So lights off please

Thank you

OK just for you

Here we go,

If you had turned your lights off you wouldn't be able to respond to me

So please as I said to the ring leader

Turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep"

Now now Mr, of course I don't need the lights on to respond - go get yourself a nice warm milky drink or a chill pill

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader.

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

Go sleep.

Turn the lights off first!"

Nope.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me you lot.

I know your gossiping about the thread below,

But could you keep it quiet and turn the light off

Because I'm trying to sleep here

I'd get help if I were you. Trying to sleep for over a year is a little worrying.

Thanks for your concern, but if you would show a little less concern and a tad more consideration, and turn your lights off, then one could get some sleep

So lights off please

Thank you

OK just for you

Here we go,

If you had turned your lights off you wouldn't be able to respond to me

So please as I said to the ring leader

Turn the lights off I'm trying to sleep

Now now Mr, of course I don't need the lights on to respond - go get yourself a nice warm milky drink or a chill pill

Look, I don't need to be breast fed or to take drugs.

I just need the light to stop shining, so I can get some sleep

Lights off please

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader.

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

Go sleep.

Turn the lights off first!

Nope."

And your not the ring leader

Look I just need the lights off, so I can get some sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom

A reject from Halloween?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you

No dear

There's always one,

The ring leader!

I'm sorry your bulbs are very bright, I'm just trying to get some sleep

So please ring leader, can you turn your lights off please

I'm not the ring leader.

Now were going have a fight

Turn the lights off maybe in the dark we can have a fight after I've had some sleep

Go sleep.

Turn the lights off first!

Nope.

And your not the ring leader

Look I just need the lights off, so I can get some sleep"

OK they're off xxx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom

A reject from Halloween? "

That’s all i need! I was hoping it was a fox or an owl

or a hedgehog with a megaphone!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom

So because you've heard s noise in your garden, you've turned all your lights on

Look, I'm trying to sleep here, can you ignore the noises that's coming from your bush in your garden and turn the lights off please

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"I’ve got something in my garden going “woo” every 5 minutes. And i don’t think it’s a Peeping Tom

So because you've heard s noise in your garden, you've turned all your lights on

Look, I'm trying to sleep here, can you ignore the noises that's coming from your bush in your garden and turn the lights off please"

Opps Sorry. I’ll get my night vision goggles on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lights on I want some water.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Walks in turns on lights. What going on here then why you all in the dark

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lights on I want some water."

And!

Do you still need the lights on

I'm trying to sleep here, so could you please turn the lights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're always sleeping, man.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Walks in turns on lights. What going on here then why you all in the dark

If you kept your nose out of other people business you wouldn't need the lights on until you woke up telling everbody and his dog good morning

So I'm saying to you good night and turn the lights off

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You're always sleeping, man."

I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off

So please

Lights Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're always sleeping, man.

I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off

So please

Lights Off!"

My lights are off. I save lot of energy. I can see my mobile without extra light

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You're always sleeping, man.

I'm not always sleeping, it's people like you with your illegal 100watt bulbs not turning them off

So please

Lights Off!

My lights are off. I save lot of energy. I can see my mobile without extra light

Ok!

I'm using your words' mobile'

A job half done, is a job not done

Whilst your perving, your mobile light is as bright is keeping me awake

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I can’t sleep, my pipes are ticking. That’s not a euphanism....

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I can’t sleep, my pipes are ticking. That’s not a euphanism...."

Well I can't help, try finding someone who can make your pipes TOCK!

And whilst your on your search.

Can you please turn your lights off. I'm trying to sleep

Thanks

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

*Light on*

Please promise to do thread 2

*Light off*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas.

Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*Light on*

Please promise to do thread 2

*Light off*"

Flasher!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*Light on*

Please promise to do thread 2

*Light off*"

My friend, this is the 2nd thread,

And the reason is because people like you who turn there lights on then turn them off again (I'm using your words) just to annoy me when I'm trying to sleep, so please stop your flickering and just flick off!

Because I'm trying to sleep

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas.

Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep.

You of all people, I'm surprised that you've joined these merry cohorts, in not turning off your lights so that I can get a nights sleep.

So please set an example and turn your ruddy lights off

Thank you darling (there your words)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas.

Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep.

You of all people, I'm surprised that you've joined these merry cohorts, in not turning off your lights so that I can get a nights sleep.

So please set an example and turn your ruddy lights off

Thank you darling (there your words)"

If I turn the lights off you won't be able to see my boobies.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Darling, I'm going to get you an eye mask for Christmas.

Now, if you'd stop moaning (in the wrong way) I could get some sleep.

You of all people, I'm surprised that you've joined these merry cohorts, in not turning off your lights so that I can get a nights sleep.

So please set an example and turn your ruddy lights off

Thank you darling (there your words)

If I turn the lights off you won't be able to see my boobies. "

Darling, you know me, I'm not one for looking, I'm more for feeling and one doesn't need the lights to feel.

So please, can you turn your lights off thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lights on I want some water.

And!

Do you still need the lights on

I'm trying to sleep here, so could you please turn the lights off"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up"

This is real world problems! The dilemma of knowing you’re about to wet the bed, but trying to balance that in your head against the warm fuzzy feeling of being wrapped up in the duvet and being super comfortable.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

This is true. But then that feeling when you finally give up and you go to the bathroom for a wee! For the period of time it takes to have that wee, you feel like a champion, and congratulate yourself of making the decision to leave the bed for the toilet!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol "

Going for it!

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol

Going for it!"

Ok how about this one.....

waking up feeling very cosy and comfortable in bed, and you have two thoughts!

One is that you really need the loo, but you’re super comfortable in bed.

The other is you really fancy a cup of tea and some biscuits, but you are equally as comfortable in bed.

So how is it the tea and biscuits wins over needing to take a wee? Life is such a confusion some times. Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol

Going for it!

Ok how about this one.....

waking up feeling very cosy and comfortable in bed, and you have two thoughts!

One is that you really need the loo, but you’re super comfortable in bed.

The other is you really fancy a cup of tea and some biscuits, but you are equally as comfortable in bed.

So how is it the tea and biscuits wins over needing to take a wee? Life is such a confusion some times. Lol "

Wee was good, and an amount worth getting out of bed for

Never want tea in the night, but do sometimes feel peckish..

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I need a wee, but too sleepy to get up

And the longer you procrastinate, the more awake you become

And then..'why on earth dud I leave it thus long? I could have been back in bed by now...

Mines more the shock from the realisation that I could have actually pissed the bed due to my laziness and admiration for being snuggled up. Lol

Going for it!

Ok how about this one.....

waking up feeling very cosy and comfortable in bed, and you have two thoughts!

One is that you really need the loo, but you’re super comfortable in bed.

The other is you really fancy a cup of tea and some biscuits, but you are equally as comfortable in bed.

So how is it the tea and biscuits wins over needing to take a wee? Life is such a confusion some times. Lol

Wee was good, and an amount worth getting out of bed for

Never want tea in the night, but do sometimes feel peckish.."

I’ve recently become a tea addict to be fair.

However the midnight snack thing, I’m all over that. However unfortunately for me, it always seems to be a hunger craving for cheese and biscuits with various chutneys. Now normally that’s ok, but at 2am, it’s a lot of effort.

So I tend to settle for some mini cheddars and some marmite crisps.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Mini cheddars, yes.

Marnite anything..just no!

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mini cheddars, yes.

Marnite anything..just no!"

Well look at it as an opportunity!

You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Mini cheddars, yes.

Marnite anything..just no!

Well look at it as an opportunity!

You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol "

Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini cheddars, yes.

Marnite anything..just no!

Well look at it as an opportunity!

You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol

Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath

"
marmite NOOOOO

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mini cheddars, yes.

Marnite anything..just no!

Well look at it as an opportunity!

You get the mini cheddars, I get the marmite crisps, everyone’s happy and fuelled up for more sexy time. Lol

Maybe, but I'm not snogging anyone with Marmite Breath

off to brush my teeth.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Udandu2uk & LisaB

I've given you both plenty of time to converse about what you need to do They are very important issues, eg who pees the bed

But I'm tired and need my sleep, in my pee friendly bed. so please guys can you turn the lights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 9pm on Saturday and you're already off to bed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's 9pm on Saturday and you're already off to bed?"

He's an old man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 9pm on Saturday and you're already off to bed?

He's an old man.

Fair enough

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Look guys, live island has finished now, so you have no excuse for having them on

So please, can you turn your lights off I'm trying to sleep

Thank you

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

I’ll turn them off

Goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So can you turn the lights off please!

Thank you"

Put your phone on blue light filter!

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Sorry we are trying to finish filming but the talent has an ego and the diva is running on other side of the world time so we just had to save the environment by using enough artificial light to make your square mile look like it's daylight 24/7 until the director is happy with the take.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Oui!

Yes you,

Can you turn your lights off, I'm trying to sleep over here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the other sleep threads? You're safer with the light on.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm reading

You had 10 hours of daylight to read the Daily Star, so please put it aside for the cat litter and turn the ruddy lights out

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm reading

You had 10 hours of daylight to read the Daily Star, so please put it aside for the cat litter and turn the ruddy lights out "

It's a book. A real papery one with writing on.

And...I don't have a cat, so sucks to be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'click'

Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead'

Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you seen the other sleep threads? You're safer with the light on. "

Look Miss MI5, your not over there on the other sleep threads, your over here with you 60 watts non EU regulations bulbs preventing me from going to sleep,

So please turn your lights off....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals.

Us young'ns are still wide awake.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"'click'

Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead'

Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well "

Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world,

Saying that,

I still care for you like a semen in disused condom

So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile

So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'click'

Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead'

Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well

Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world,

Saying that,

I still care for you like a semen in disused condom

So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile

So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night

Oh fuck, BUSTED!

Ok ok, but can you talk to me like that a bit more?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals.

Us young'ns are still wide awake."

It's people like you that give people like me a bad name

I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"'click'

Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead'

Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well

Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world,

Saying that,

I still care for you like a semen in disused condom

So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile

So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night

Oh fuck, BUSTED!

Ok ok, but can you talk to me like that a bit more? "

Look I'm not here to promise you that I'll make you my weekend baitch

So please, just turn the lights off

Thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv been looking for the door for ages now I guess the lights are beside it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'click'

Rock-a-by Mr Man, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, then you'll drop dead'

Goodnight sweetheart, sleep well

Look playfull we all know that you had a thing for me and you promised me the world,

Saying that,

I still care for you like a semen in disused condom

So stop been childish with your words , and we all know how much you get off on my profile

So just turn the lights off and then you can dream about me all night

Oh fuck, BUSTED!

Ok ok, but can you talk to me like that a bit more?

Look I'm not here to promise you that I'll make you my weekend baitch

So please, just turn the lights off

Thank you"

I was thinking more of a Thursday evening bitch

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No"

And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen.

There's only won word for you

OFF!!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen.

There's only won word for you

OFF!!!!"

Back at ya

Darling

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Iv been looking for the door for ages now I guess the lights are beside it

If you had just switched you laptop off you would have realised where the light was coming from. Now you've found the bedroom lights everything got brighter

So please can you turn your lights off I need to sleep

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Iv been looking for the door for ages now I guess the lights are beside it

If you had just switched you laptop off you would have realised where the light was coming from. Now you've found the bedroom lights everything got brighter

So please can you turn your lights off I need to sleep"

Nope

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No

And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen.

There's only won word for you

OFF!!!!

Back at ya

Darling "

I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen.

There's only won word for you

OFF!!!!

Back at ya

Darling

I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it"

And I said no

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals.

Us young'ns are still wide awake.

It's people like you that give people like me a bad name

I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine

Put your head under the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MORNING

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wakey

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No

And for you Miss monosyllable Yasmeen.

There's only won word for you

OFF!!!!

Back at ya

Darling

I hope you don't think that I was using profanities at you because that's not me, but if you don't turn those frigging lights off I could lose it

And I said no"

Is it me or have I lost the plot,

Look here young lady turn your lights off I'm trying to sleep here

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's only 11pm, Mr Werthers Originals.

Us young'ns are still wide awake.

It's people like you that give people like me a bad name

I'm not a moaning old fart, it's winter and you lot are inconsiderate. I need some sleep, please just turn your lights off and I be fine

Put your head under the pillow

Look here, as a nanna you should know better

Lights off now, please!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Look people, I know you've had a good Christmas and all that, but 12 days of Christmas has gone now, so please, Christmas tree lights off as I'm trying to get some sleep

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a song that’ll get on ya nerves….

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Look SHUSH!.. I'm trying to sleep

So please turn the lights off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

That's a breach of the peace at this hour. Phone the polis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lights are on but no one at home……

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

So look, tell your ruddy neighbor to turn off their bloody B & M stores drill so you can turn your lights off as I'm trying to sleep here! ??

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Look SHUSH!.. I'm trying to sleep

So please turn the lights off"

Bloody hell have you still not got to sleep in all this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look SHUSH!.. I'm trying to sleep

So please turn the lights off

Bloody hell have you still not got to sleep in all this time?

Must be an insomniac

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

So look, tell your ruddy neighbor to turn off their bloody B & M stores drill so you can turn your lights off as I'm trying to sleep here! ??"

Lights are off. Curtains drawn. But fucking joinery going on against the party wall (I can hear a saw now too)

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

That's a breach of the peace at this hour. Phone the polis."

Look mate, if you turned off your mobile then you would help all of us to get some sleep

So PLEASE turn it off

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

Its against the law after 11pm. Will be on your council website in the noise section.

Make them aware of it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My next door neighbour is doing DIY with a fucking power drill. Sick of it

Its against the law after 11pm. Will be on your council website in the noise section.

Make them aware of it. "

Thank you. It's been ongoing for most of the pandemic (full house renovations)

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Excuse me I'm trying to sleep, can you please turn the lights off please

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's asleep. ^

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"He's asleep. ^"
I was nearly until came on board, but I thought hold he just might not sayw anything

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

We got to 175

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yay

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