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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?

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over a year ago

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Mine tend to get frozen at one end and rendered unusable.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Pesticides could fell wood!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Maybe need to try a different supplier

The Germans know how to keep it firm

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

This is an important topic particularly as it could impact on my enjoyment of a gin & tonic.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?"

Cover them in something with a plastic film and like a good piece of meet let it rest.

A little heat will soon rejuvenate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a greengrocer who sells freshly picked produce - super one near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrap each cucumber individually in a paper towel, then put all cucumbers wrapped in paper towels inside the plastic bag. Put the plastic bag with the cucumbers in a refrigerator.

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By *crow747Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

ok... now I'm confused ...is this a coded dirty talk between greengrocers ?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mine tend to get frozen at one end and rendered unusable. "

Yes I've had a soggy one too.

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

It's the length that can cause problems and the best way to place it. The only way we can stop this distressing issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's because they freeze them after picking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wrap each cucumber individually in a paper towel, then put all cucumbers wrapped in paper towels inside the plastic bag. Put the plastic bag with the cucumbers in a refrigerator."

How many cucumbers do you buy at one time?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Keep it the plastic wrapping

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

It could depend on where the cucumber comes from?

I heard that London has the best ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wrap each cucumber individually in a paper towel, then put all cucumbers wrapped in paper towels inside the plastic bag. Put the plastic bag with the cucumbers in a refrigerator.

How many cucumbers do you buy at one time?"

google had the answer. was easy to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?"

I shouldn't laugh but...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?

I shouldn't laugh but..."

What's a girl to do?!

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By *olo199Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?

I shouldn't laugh but...

What's a girl to do?!"

Babe you gotta firstly freeze it for a day or so. Make sure it’s rock hard then the trick is every time you need a wee make sure your hubby bf fb etc is giving you a hand bye inserting 1 finger at a time gradually stretching both your holes that way the cucumber is under no pain to rip the plastic coat off and ram it deep inside a wet stretch pussy ! Do this for approx 30 secs ......

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have a problem with my cucumbers.

In the olden days a cucumber would be rock hard for ages.

You'd open the salad drawer in the fridge and nearly take your eye out.

Now they seem to go soft in a week...

Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?

I shouldn't laugh but...

What's a girl to do?!

Babe you gotta firstly freeze it for a day or so. Make sure it’s rock hard then the trick is every time you need a wee make sure your hubby bf fb etc is giving you a hand bye inserting 1 finger at a time gradually stretching both your holes that way the cucumber is under no pain to rip the plastic coat off and ram it deep inside a wet stretch pussy ! Do this for approx 30 secs ......"

Would this work with a gherkin?

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