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"What’s the most useless talent you have? " Is this a oxymoron? ![]() | |||
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"My impressions" Nooooo! They’ve cheered me up on a many a pissed off day. Not accepting that one think of another. | |||
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"Not being able to give directions because I’m chatting ![]() Mines stopping and asking for directions nodding and saying yes for 10 minutes and then still not having a bloody clue where I’m going! | |||
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"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression " If there's money in them, I have a great talent for crouching on my hands and knees, as you turn them out... | |||
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"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression If there's money in them, I have a great talent for crouching on my hands and knees, as you turn them out... " That sounds like the perfect position to be in | |||
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"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression " ![]() | |||
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"i can tie my laces." Not acceptable. Off you trot and come back with another | |||
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"My curly eyes" Are we talking eyelashes here? Wtf are curly eyes? | |||
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"i can dislocate my right shoulder and put it back" That just made me shiver ![]() | |||
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"i can dislocate my right shoulder and put it back That just made me shiver ![]() just have pins and needles for a few hours | |||
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"I make cocks go soft and pussies dry. ![]() Hahaha best profile ever!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I make cocks go soft and pussies dry. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah?" Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah? Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them " What is this witchcraft of which you speak ![]() | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah? Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them What is this witchcraft of which you speak ![]() Yes please elaborate | |||
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"If I turn my trouser pockets inside out I can do a passable elephant impression " You saying you’ve got a grey and wrinkly cock ![]() | |||
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"I can fit my fist in my mouth. It's not sexy " How many of us are sitting here trying to do that now! I can’t by the way ![]() | |||
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"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges ![]() Tongue tricks aren’t useless ![]() | |||
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"What’s the most useless talent you have? " Pure physics. Never used it for one second since leaving uni. Even algebra is more use ![]() | |||
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"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges ![]() I can do that too, and tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. Which isn't as sexy looking as it sounds. | |||
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah? Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them What is this witchcraft of which you speak ![]() Make your hand into a fist starting with your index knuckle is January, the gap inbetween that and the middle knuckle is February carry on until you get to the little finger knuckle which will be July and August and work your way back following said pattern any month on a knuckle has 31 days months in between knuckles has 30 days or in febs case 28/29 if it's a leap year | |||
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"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges ![]() That scene from Twin Peaks where Sherilyn Fenn does that with a cherry stem is a classic ![]() | |||
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"Not being able to give directions because I’m chatting ![]() We’d be great together in a car ![]() | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah? Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them What is this witchcraft of which you speak ![]() I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth ![]() | |||
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"I know the song for how many days are in each month of the year... Yeah? Quite similar to you but I know how to work out how many days are in each month using your knuckles and the gaps between them What is this witchcraft of which you speak ![]() ![]() Haha let me know how you get on ![]() | |||
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" I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth ![]() Yay! You got there in the end ![]() | |||
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" I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth ![]() ![]() She is a trier ![]() | |||
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" I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth ![]() ![]() Ha. You must have very small fists!! That is so not possible! Or I have big ones! | |||
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" I can’t at the moment my fist is stuck in my mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing. ![]() ![]() Yeah I wouldn't, well, I would, and unfortunately I do. First tried it at 16, its been my party piece ever since ![]() | |||
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"I can shit silently " that’s hardly a talent. i don’t think most people sit there and shout out a running commentary. | |||
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"I can do a good Donald Duck impression " Me too! But he sounds pissed though. | |||
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing. ![]() ![]() ![]() You must be very flexible! How you doin by the way ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can shit silently " Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. | |||
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"I can shit silently Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. " Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ? | |||
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"I can shit silently Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. " i wondered what u were doing | |||
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"I can shit silently Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ? " I don’t do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing. | |||
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"Would like to say a have a few but the stand out for me is the ability to lay naked and not get my dick wet but still make her cum (both holes ) at that ??" And then you woke up ? | |||
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"My impressions This isn't true. They're funny as " They so are! | |||
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"I can whistle and hum at the same time ![]() So I just tried this and sounded like a snorting pig. I even made the dog jump. | |||
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"My impressions This isn't true. They're funny as They so are! " Shut up maurice ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My impressions This isn't true. They're funny as " you too maud ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My impressions This isn't true. They're funny as They so are! Shut up maurice ![]() ![]() ![]() Day 21 in the Big brother house..... | |||
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"I can whistle and hum at the same time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can kick myself in the head whilst standing. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Funnily enough, that leads me onto my other, more useful talent.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can shit silently Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ? I don't do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing but I love you. " #metoo | |||
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"I can do that thing with my tongue to curl it up at the edges ![]() ![]() Yea there's a lot more face pulling and drooling in reality ![]() | |||
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"I can shit silently Oh I can’t. I’m usually chatting on the phone. Can you chat when you get some poseidon kisses ? I don't do big enough poos for that to happen! I think that’s a man thing but I love you. #metoo" Hahahahaha. ![]() | |||
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"i can tie my laces. Not acceptable. Off you trot and come back with another " we being judged??? ![]() | |||
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"i can tie my laces. Not acceptable. Off you trot and come back with another we being judged??? ![]() Yup ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would like to say a have a few but the stand out for me is the ability to lay naked and not get my dick wet but still make her cum (both holes ) at that ??" That wouldn't be useless if it was real though would it. | |||
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"I can do the Vulcan salute with both hands ![]() Noooooo. I can’t do that at all ![]() | |||
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"Accents. " All my accents sound the same, but I think they're hilarious. My mates all just roll their eyes. | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? " I've cum just from kissing before. But my cock was deep inside her pussy at the time. And skin on skin. So that might've helped ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? " Yes ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? " Yup... Although I may have been touching him... ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? I've cum just from kissing before. But my cock was deep inside her pussy at the time. And skin on skin. So that might've helped ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? Yes ![]() Lol. I can too. I meant men! | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? Yes ![]() Oh lol ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? Yes ![]() ![]() Probably easier for women. I don’t know really! Maybe a new thread in the making ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? " i almost did today ![]() | |||
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"I do know a man who can make himself cum without touching himself though. Can any of you do that? i almost did today ![]() Was it listening to my accents? ![]() | |||
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out ![]() Ewwww how unhygienic. Those bottles were probably kept in the cellar with all the rats and mice pissin on them ![]() | |||
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"I can move one eye independently of the other. " you freaky fucker runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | |||
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"I can move one eye independently of the other. " That’s handy being a mother though ![]() | |||
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"I can move one eye independently of the other. you freaky fucker runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" ![]() | |||
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"I can move one eye independently of the other. That’s handy being a mother though ![]() I think it was the squeezing her out that did it, popped an eye out if place ![]() | |||
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out ![]() ![]() Thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can move one eye independently of the other. you freaky fucker runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ![]() shes a lizard. omg ![]() | |||
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"Ummm I can fit my fist in my mouth and used to be able to deepthroat the old wkd bottles - I don’t know how I found that out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I agree though. Useless talent considering you’re straight. Bit of a waste really. Good party trick though | |||
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"I can make my ears wiggle. And my pectorals. I'm a wiggler." I’d quite like to see that to be fair ![]() | |||
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"I can make my ears wiggle. And my pectorals. I'm a wiggler." I can wiggle one ear.... The only way my chest wiggles is if I'm in a bouncy castle... ![]() | |||
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"I can make my ears wiggle. And my pectorals. I'm a wiggler. I’d quite like to see that to be fair ![]() The ears thing? Tis a sight to behold for sure ![]() | |||
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"I can make my ears wiggle. And my pectorals. I'm a wiggler. I’d quite like to see that to be fair ![]() ![]() Of course the ears thing ![]() | |||
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"I can do the Vulcan salute with both hands ![]() ![]() I can also roll my tongue.. Not sure if thats a talent though ![]() | |||
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"What’s the most useless talent you have? " I don't have any talents Mrs | |||
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