FabSwingers.com forum: Your own?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what would you put on a sign and wear around your neck as a warning to others about yourself.

Mine would be. Does not follow instructions and cant keep focused.

Many teachers told me that too. Hmmmm

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Warning if I ask how you are, I don't really want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely doesn't follow instructions and has strong opinions (about most things tbf)

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Warning: contents are easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can cause headaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands prone to wandering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning : exposure for prolonged periods may cause nausea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning. Could explode when too hot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Warning:hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly what it says on my profile tag line

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

May contain nuts, not worn around ma neck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING: MISERABLE CUNT

Liable to be grumpy at any time. Approach at your own risk.

Symptoms likely to be exacerbated by alcohol, gentle "teasing" or demands to cheer up/dance.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I may look like an adult- but don't expect me to act like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution - slippery when wet

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I am the reason there’s a confused.com

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Stand back I’m not sure how big this thing gets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't stay still long

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Warning: Can't keep hands to self.

Extra Precautionary Procedures: DO NOT tell me to be careful AFTER I've tripped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't stay still long"

Yea I'm gonna add a complete fucking fidget to my sign

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Caution - slippery when wet

Bon Jovi was once here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware....a wild child is within this innocent looking woman.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always swallow"

Even souls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution:contents are HOT!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Warning ties and whips will be used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Will disappoint you both emotionally and sexually”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a gag ball, I’ve being told I talk too much

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Warning...sickeningly cheerful...may make you feel worse than you actually are.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely contains tea

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wears very high heels and can talk for Britain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning...has a low boredom threshold

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I always swallow"
I like that one

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Warning: wind up merchant

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

slippery when wet.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Slippery when wet"

Crikey, Jon Bon Jovi's been around a bit hasn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slippery when wet

Crikey, Jon Bon Jovi's been around a bit hasn't he?

lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery when wet

Crikey, Jon Bon Jovi's been around a bit hasn't he?

There’s a man who’s definitely still got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning, im like a hyper active puppy. Im also prone to worrying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warning, im like a hyper active puppy. Im also prone to worrying

House trained I hope tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a darker side than first impressions may give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning, im like a hyper active puppy. Im also prone to worrying

House trained I hope tho

Very house trained lol i nip though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would just say ‘he’s adorable’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a darker side than first impressions may give."

You're standing there with a whip as a first impression I could only guess how much of a darker side you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a darker side than first impressions may give.

You're standing there with a whip as a first impression I could only guess how much of a darker side you have

Ha, that's what I mean, no one vanilla who knows me would have the first clue I'd have something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can read this sign I've lost my caravan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say "I'm fine", I'm not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bitch bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This bitch bites

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Grumpy ex squaddie, feed with beer and egg banjo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This bitch bites

I don't really

but I imagine it'd afford me a little more personal space in the queue in the shop

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