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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boozes whats it made you do ? and what do you turn into when you had alot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is "
can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??"

Surprising little to me, I'd be very interested to hear what it does to you game4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much now, because I never drink that much that I never know what im doing.

But when younger so much.

There was the time I tried to sleep in the garden.

Or when I closed a village off with traffic cones.

Hung a motorbike from a tree.

Went skinny dipping to many times in Loch Lomand.

Borrowed a 6ft plastic crocodile from a pub wall.

Played chap door run away.

And so many other things that I have either forgotten, or really want to forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka use to make me an unhappy d*unk

I drink Southern Comfort now..it just makes me want to sing

It's a toss up which is the most offensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??

Surprising little to me, I'd be very interested to hear what it does to you game4"

well on 4 glasses of wine i have been know to strip ... and its not good if in normal club , lol why i dont drink alot i cant drink .. and i cant remember doing it that what worries me ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not much now, because I never drink that much that I never know what im doing.

But when younger so much.

There was the time I tried to sleep in the garden.

Or when I closed a village off with traffic cones.

Hung a motorbike from a tree.

Went skinny dipping to many times in Loch Lomand.

Borrowed a 6ft plastic crocodile from a pub wall.

Played chap door run away.

And so many other things that I have either forgotten, or really want to forget. "

my god really x lol.... i hate getting told off others what i did i never know if thay are making things up .... thank god i dont get like this alot , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or when I closed a village off with traffic cones.

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I salute you, I really do!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My motto:

Instant idiot - just add alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??"

My short term memory has took a pasting lol I can remember most things I've done d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My motto:

Instant idiot - just add alcohol

"

i turn into a porn star , lol i just wish there was a pole around i could dance on , lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I go out most nights for a drink, but more for the socialising than getting to oiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??

Surprising little to me, I'd be very interested to hear what it does to you game4well on 4 glasses of wine i have been know to strip ... and its not good if in normal club , lol why i dont drink alot i cant drink .. and i cant remember doing it that what worries me , "

I'm hold a wine testing competition in Norwich, that's not a misspelling its testing a theory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??

Surprising little to me, I'd be very interested to hear what it does to you game4well on 4 glasses of wine i have been know to strip ... and its not good if in normal club , lol why i dont drink alot i cant drink .. and i cant remember doing it that what worries me ,

I'm hold a wine testing competition in Norwich, that's not a misspelling its testing a theory.

"

well i sall be flat on my back if you dont look out , lol or looking for a pole ,

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Dear god...the server would break...

Sex with ppl i shouldnt have,rows,confessions, stripping naked on liverpool st station,various bjs in public....that was a good night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear god...the server would break...

Sex with ppl i shouldnt have,rows,confessions, stripping naked on liverpool st station,various bjs in public....that was a good night "

ooo really bjs in public wow , lol

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Well, i've been known to wake up with my clothes in the garden/strewn down the street etc.

Once went to a Summer Solstice festival/party at Castlerigg stone circle in Cumbria - and sobered up in St. Gorhausen on the Rhine in Germany!

On the way back we ran into a bunch of neo-nazi skinheads in the railway station and i gave the clenched fist salute and started singing the Red Flag from the top of the escalators - it's amazing how fast you can jump on a train when you are being chased by knife-weilding fascists!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"My motto:

Instant idiot - just add alcohol

i turn into a porn star , lol i just wish there was a pole around i could dance on , lol "

I've seen you dance on a pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, i've been known to wake up with my clothes in the garden/strewn down the street etc.

Once went to a Summer Solstice festival/party at Castlerigg stone circle in Cumbria - and sobered up in St. Gorhausen on the Rhine in Germany!

On the way back we ran into a bunch of neo-nazi skinheads in the railway station and i gave the clenched fist salute and started singing the Red Flag from the top of the escalators - it's amazing how fast you can jump on a train when you are being chased by knife-weilding fascists! "

I am loving it here making the 2 or 3 nights i had feel like nothing , lol ......... and thankgod you could jump or i hate to think where you may be now xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you remember next day ??

I had my daughter 32 years ago after a d*unken night out I have no recollection of, so I learned early that drink and I just dont mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My motto:

Instant idiot - just add alcohol

i turn into a porn star , lol i just wish there was a pole around i could dance on , lol

I've seen you dance on a pole "

well you should see me go to the top and go upside down , lol then spin around and around , holding on with my legs ,

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One night while up the raf base i had had a few and had pulled some guy. We thought it would be very good to climb to the top of some scaffolding they had put up to fix the roof and have a shag when we got to the top. He fell off and broke his leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can you remember next day ??

I had my daughter 32 years ago after a d*unken night out I have no recollection of, so I learned early that drink and I just dont mix "

if i new that worked i would have done that myself , lol but maybe not the night out just 4 glass before , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or when I closed a village off with traffic cones.

I salute you, I really do! "

WHenever I think back to that it makes me smile.

The 3 roads into and out of the place shut off.

Pity it was on a major tourist route.

Got a slapped wrist for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many things to list, gone through every stage of d*unkeness there is can you remember next day ?? or do friends have to tell you ??

Surprising little to me, I'd be very interested to hear what it does to you game4well on 4 glasses of wine i have been know to strip ... and its not good if in normal club , lol why i dont drink alot i cant drink .. and i cant remember doing it that what worries me ,

I'm hold a wine testing competition in Norwich, that's not a misspelling its testing a theory.

well i sall be flat on my back if you dont look out , lol or looking for a pole , "

No joking aside, I must not take advantage.

Thought:

I wonder if the Gloucester Fire brigade, would lend me their pole, their chief owes me a favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two drinks and Im anybodys...

Three and I aint worth 'avin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to the bar and getting game a round in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One night while up the raf base i had had a few and had pulled some guy. We thought it would be very good to climb to the top of some scaffolding they had put up to fix the roof and have a shag when we got to the top. He fell off and broke his leg"
OOO MY god that poor man . I bet your a date he will never forget , lol loving your storys here x xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one drink is is enough

two drinks is one to many

three drinks is no where near enough

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive done so many horrendous things when ive been pissed. But i rarely drink now, but i did have one or two at the chams christmas social and became a demented woman

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"My motto:

Instant idiot - just add alcohol

i turn into a porn star , lol i just wish there was a pole around i could dance on , lol

I've seen you dance on a pole well you should see me go to the top and go upside down , lol then spin around and around , holding on with my legs , "

I'm still waiting for that invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once tried to kill one of my best friends with my bare hands......only way my other pals could get me to let go of his throat was to beat me unconcious .... not one of my finest hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once tried to kill one of my best friends with my bare hands......only way my other pals could get me to let go of his throat was to beat me unconcious .... not one of my finest hours "
Did this put you off drinking ?? it would have me ... wrird what drink can do to you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once tried to kill one of my best friends with my bare hands......only way my other pals could get me to let go of his throat was to beat me unconcious .... not one of my finest hours Did this put you off drinking ?? it would have me ... wrird what drink can do to you ... "

for 6 years afterwards I would not even eat food that had been cooked with alcohol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Dear god...the server would break...

Sex with ppl i shouldnt have,rows,confessions, stripping naked on liverpool st station,various bjs in public....that was a good night ooo really bjs in public wow , lol "

no one ever believes i am much better behaved now...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Not much now, because I never drink that much that I never know what im doing.

But when younger so much.

There was the time I tried to sleep in the garden.

Or when I closed a village off with traffic cones.

Hung a motorbike from a tree.

Went skinny dipping to many times in Loch Lomand.

Borrowed a 6ft plastic crocodile from a pub wall.

Played chap door run away.

And so many other things that I have either forgotten, or really want to forget. "

guess I shouldn't remind you about when you stayed at mine then...........

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