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"Clapping when the plane lands." Why do people do this? If it was a landing in exceptional circumstances I could understand but on a ordinary flight why?! | |||
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"Updating her status during sex." How many times do I have to apologise for that?! | |||
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"All of the above plus voting for Jeremy Corbyn" True. Vote for Theresa that’s what I say. She’s brilliant. ![]() | |||
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"Watching them on the toilet having a poo While holding on to the sink singing ‘Please release me.’" Oh my days ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Text speak in messages or using been instead of being. You're dead to me! " or led in bed or bought instead of brought | |||
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"Starting a thread about another member for underhanded reasons, sure fire way to ensure I’ll never go near you " ![]() | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me!" Agreed. | |||
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"Starting a thread about another member for underhanded reasons, sure fire way to ensure I’ll never go near you " Tames in trouble ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have lusted after a guy I have known for 3 years. We've discussed meeting up but nothing ever came of it for one reason or another. We both finally gave in and arranged to meet. A few days before we were chatting and I sent him a couple of teasing pics. He then asked if I could send him one with my hand in front of my "tuna box " ![]() ![]() Oh god yes that would do it ![]() | |||
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"I have lusted after a guy I have known for 3 years. We've discussed meeting up but nothing ever came of it for one reason or another. We both finally gave in and arranged to meet. A few days before we were chatting and I sent him a couple of teasing pics. He then asked if I could send him one with my hand in front of my "tuna box " ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 years of Will we won't we and he comes out with that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ll leave you to your crusade now, quite frankly it’s gettinf boring having you follow me around from thread to thread like the head of some sort of fan club. See ya ![]() Err I replied to a comment on another thread and I replied here. Seems a bit egg shell if that's got you edgy ![]() | |||
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"Wearing socks in bed. Yep women as well" Women look cute in socks though. | |||
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"Wearing socks in bed. Yep women as well Women look cute in socks though." I've got socks on right now, in bed, my feet are freezing ![]() | |||
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"Wearing socks in bed. Yep women as well Women look cute in socks though. I've got socks on right now, in bed, my feet are freezing ![]() Safe Sox always | |||
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"Text speak in messages or using been instead of being. You're dead to me! or led in bed or bought instead of brought " Chester drawers ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me!" People who do that should be thrown to the wolves! | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me!" Whoah - hang on a minute!! Add a splash of skimmed milk to a mug, put a teaspoon in the mug, with a teabag resting on top of the spoon but not actually in the milk, pour boiling hot water directly on to the teabag slowly, so it brews as it pours. Fill mug. Wait about 30 seconds or so, stir and remove tea bag. Add sugar if required. The perfect strength and consistency mug of tea! A proper sophisticated tea, from a teapot in finest china tea cups : I agree - milk second! ![]() | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me! Whoah - hang on a minute!! Add a splash of skimmed milk to a mug, put a teaspoon in the mug, with a teabag resting on top of the spoon but not actually in the milk, pour boiling hot water directly on to the teabag slowly, so it brews as it pours. Fill mug. Wait about 30 seconds or so, stir and remove tea bag. Add sugar if required. The perfect strength and consistency mug of tea! A proper sophisticated tea, from a teapot in finest china tea cups : I agree - milk second! ![]() It’s a bloody good job we didn’t have tea that’s all I can say! | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship " How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd never knowingly shag a Tory" Did you see first dates with the politics students? One was Tory and the other not. They got on like a house on fire. | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() 42 *man* inches? | |||
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"I'd never knowingly shag a Tory" Not even Priti Patel? You don’t need to speak to her, just shag her ![]() | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And there I was thinking someone was pleased to see me.... ![]() | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If it's square Constance and sticking out of his pocket you're in big trouble... | |||
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"Clapping when the plane lands. Why do people do this? If it was a landing in exceptional circumstances I could understand but on a ordinary flight why?!" I've only ever seen this on Ryan Air flights.. Need I say more? | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me! Whoah - hang on a minute!! Add a splash of skimmed milk to a mug, put a teaspoon in the mug, with a teabag resting on top of the spoon but not actually in the milk, pour boiling hot water directly on to the teabag slowly, so it brews as it pours. Fill mug. Wait about 30 seconds or so, stir and remove tea bag. Add sugar if required. The perfect strength and consistency mug of tea! A proper sophisticated tea, from a teapot in finest china tea cups : I agree - milk second! ![]() Dan I’m shocked ![]() | |||
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"Be controlling." Whi gave you permission to be onlime, never mind post here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Be controlling. Whi gave you permission to be onlime, never mind post here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry Boss....where did you put the handcuffs? ![]() | |||
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"Put the milk in first with the teabag. That would be a deal breaker for me! Whoah - hang on a minute!! Add a splash of skimmed milk to a mug, put a teaspoon in the mug, with a teabag resting on top of the spoon but not actually in the milk, pour boiling hot water directly on to the teabag slowly, so it brews as it pours. Fill mug. Wait about 30 seconds or so, stir and remove tea bag. Add sugar if required. The perfect strength and consistency mug of tea! A proper sophisticated tea, from a teapot in finest china tea cups : I agree - milk second! ![]() ![]() Just a simple country boy Babs, no decorum here at all but I do make a great cuppa even if I say so myself! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Be controlling. Whi gave you permission to be onlime, never mind post here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where you "politely" told me to put them. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Be controlling. Whi gave you permission to be onlime, never mind post here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Be controlling. Whi gave you permission to be onlime, never mind post here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouuch. You do know they weren't "furry" handcuffs. Ffs. Who's in charge here? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cargo shorts say, I’ve got hold of your things, you just find some friends. | |||
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"I have lusted after a guy I have known for 3 years. We've discussed meeting up but nothing ever came of it for one reason or another. We both finally gave in and arranged to meet. A few days before we were chatting and I sent him a couple of teasing pics. He then asked if I could send him one with my hand in front of my "tuna box " ![]() ![]() ![]() Crying at "tuna box" wow very flattering not | |||
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"I honestly don't know, I do find it odd when men can't drive though, like why would anyone not learn how to drive. " The wife's car..... | |||
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"I honestly don't know, I do find it odd when men can't drive though, like why would anyone not learn how to drive. " It is weird, I couldn’t get on the road fast enough. I’ve got mates my age, who still don’t drive. See them waiting for the bus, it’s pretty sad. | |||
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"I'd never knowingly shag a Tory Not even Priti Patel? You don’t need to speak to her, just shag her ![]() Vile woman. No way she's getting my man sausage. | |||
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"I could not got with a tory or any other right wing supporter. " What about slightly to the right of centre, they have slightly right wing views on crime and punishment. But are liberal on everything else ? | |||
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"I honestly don't know, I do find it odd when men can't drive though, like why would anyone not learn how to drive. It is weird, I couldn’t get on the road fast enough. I’ve got mates my age, who still don’t drive. See them waiting for the bus, it’s pretty sad. " I can drive but hate driving so don't have a car. I take taxis (when I'm not queueing for the bus) | |||
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"Writing “defiantly” or “definately” instead of “definitely”. Writing/Saying “brought” instead of “bought”. Saying Tescos... lol. Writing “your so sexy” instead of “you’re so fucking fussy” ![]() ![]() ![]() Damm im defiantly snookered lol | |||
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"Saying proberly Its probably... You must have heard other people say it correctly surely??? ![]() What about people that inexplicably can’t pronounce ‘brewery’ properly!? ![]() | |||
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"Saying proberly Its probably... You must have heard other people say it correctly surely??? ![]() ![]() Unless you're can't organise a piss up in one I can probably let that go... ![]() | |||
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"get d*unk, people's personality changes under the influence" Mine doesn't. I am a bore when I am sober.... | |||
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"get d*unk, people's personality changes under the influence Mine doesn't. I am a bore when I am sober...." Are you d*unk now? | |||
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"Things that have stopped me fancying people I would otherwise have fancied; Bad table manners, talking with food in their mouth etc. Having a funny look on their face Tucking their tee shirt in to their trousers Having soft hands Talking to me while chewing gum Expressing vile opinions as if I will be in full agreement Wearing cargo shorts with big things in the pockets Telling me they could never swing if they were in a relationship How big does the big thing need to be for it to be too big a thing to have in the cargo shorts pockets? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Being cruel to animals. Once had a bf who told me to choose between him and my dog. Needless to say we are no longer together Mrs" This too. I'd tie these fuckers up, wrap a couple of sirloin steaks round their nuts and leave them in the middle of the savanna for the lions to rip to fuck. | |||
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"Being cruel to animals. Once had a bf who told me to choose between him and my dog. Needless to say we are no longer together Mrs" ![]() | |||
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"People who have a 'woe is me attitude'. " waaaaaaaa nobody wants my penis whyyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyy WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ![]() | |||
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"Being cruel to animals. Once had a bf who told me to choose between him and my dog. Needless to say we are no longer together Mrs This too. I'd tie these fuckers up, wrap a couple of sirloin steaks round their nuts and leave them in the middle of the savanna for the lions to rip to fuck. " Oh I’d pay to watch that | |||
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