FabSwingers.com forum: How to please a woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer. "

You could just start with listening to her (and I really mean listen)

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Give her your credit card

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer. "

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer. "

You missed "take her for all you can eat Chinese buffet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t inundate her with fab messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer.

You missed "take her for all you can eat Chinese buffet"

Marry me

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Worship the ground she walks on and do as they tell you to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worship the ground she walks on and do as they tell you to do

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damn I was just gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worship the ground she walks on and do as they tell you to do

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like fuck

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer.

You missed "take her for all you can eat Chinese buffet"

Marry me

"I do!" (But he might object)

(Who am I trying to kid? He'd love two women looking after him!!)

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eat her pussy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Worship the ground she walks on and do as they tell you to do

Just the worship bit...the other is a test for weakness (we are all animals at the end of the day!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake. sharing a cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat her pussy"

That would really piss her off. Plus I think the RSPCA would have something to say about it too.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Take the earplugs out for awhile, I don’t mean a lot, every other birthday will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the earplugs out for awhile, I don’t mean a lot, every other birthday will do.

Great tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the earplugs out for awhile, I don’t mean a lot, every other birthday will do.

Great tip.

noise cancelling ones.

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

But never try to understand her..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Take the earplugs out for awhile, I don’t mean a lot, every other birthday will do.

Great tip.

noise cancelling ones."

I know they are expensive, however, long term better than ball gags, I’m all for them not eating, when they become to weak to wash up... what the...

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"Care for her

Love her

Miss the game for her

Buy her presents

Be interested in everything she says.

How to please a man.

Show him your tits and bring beer. "

I think that must be the new edited version of this:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Cock pics and lots of them. Always a winner

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