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He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What things have you done that you’re proud of. I once gave directions to a bee that was lost on the A38. He’s was heading Milton Abbot bound, when he was supposed to bee picking up some pollen from Okehampton.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Arm wrestled a squid.

That's a lot of arms.

Or legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv an unbeaton record fighting my way out of paper bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful"

The poor cunts are probably still lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful

The poor cunts are probably still lost."

My sense of direction is famously appalling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful

The poor cunts are probably still lost.

My sense of direction is famously appalling"

I’m like that with vaginas, I can’t find the clit, even with a big neon arrow pointing at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful

The poor cunts are probably still lost.

My sense of direction is famously appalling

I’m like that with vaginas, I can’t find the clit, even with a big neon arrow pointing at it."

You don’t have to tell me. I thought the big, neon arrow would help. How wrong I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once chased two guys up the middle of a main road after seeing them attempt to rob a landlady of her weeks takings.....I thought I was in a tv show sprinting down the road on the phone to the police! Didn't think what I'd do if I caught up with them! Luckily an off duty officer took over the chase and they were caught in a road block a bit later!

I'd only popped out of work to get a chocolate eclair....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once chased two guys up the middle of a main road after seeing them attempt to rob a landlady of her weeks takings.....I thought I was in a tv show sprinting down the road on the phone to the police! Didn't think what I'd do if I caught up with them! Luckily an off duty officer took over the chase and they were caught in a road block a bit later!

I'd only popped out of work to get a chocolate eclair....

Peach x"

Caught by the Peachfuzz

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

............................Fray Bentos

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cheated British Rail bought a return ticket and never went back

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Won an argument with myself in an empty room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won my first ever cage fight, fucking hamster never knew what hit it.

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