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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh both!! I have both!!

There’s this thing about him. And her! Blimey, it’ll make you blush!

Hobnob?

Bloody hell, there’s glitter EVERYWHERE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine "

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have angel cake & cider? Can I join?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*runs for cover....

Good evening Knitter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"We have ice cream! "
its freezing to cold for ice cream x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down with that sort of thing!

Think of the oceans

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Yayyy.. a happy thread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'll bring crisps and snacks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff it, I'll just bring more wine

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I did have some malteesers

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We have ice cream! "

Totally in. What flavour?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Ooh both!! I have both!!

There’s this thing about him. And her! Blimey, it’ll make you blush!

Hobnob?

Bloody hell, there’s glitter EVERYWHERE!! "

You love my glitter

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?"

Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have angel cake & cider? Can I join? "

Ummm yes, yes you can. Great bottom btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x"

It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs!

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"*runs for cover....

Good evening Knitter "

Hey Ace. Did ya miss me?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I did have some malteesers "

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x"

Oh silly you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have ice cream!

Totally in. What flavour?"

See above

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Down with that sort of thing!

Think of the oceans "

hello beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have angel cake & cider? Can I join?

Ummm yes, yes you can. Great bottom btw "

Oh thank you!

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Yayyy.. a happy thread "

**waves**

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I did have some malteesers

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though? "

That would be a terrible waste

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'll bring crisps and snacks x"

You are totally in

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish


"I did have some malteesers "

And now they are mine!!! Mwah!!!

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Stuff it, I'll just bring more wine "

A nice merlot would go well I think

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I did have some malteesers "

Did?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*runs for cover....

Good evening Knitter

Hey Ace. Did ya miss me?"

Of course, like most red blooded males on here have done over the past while since you have been dormant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?

Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?"

I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x

It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs! "

Omg love you

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have angel cake & cider? Can I join?

Ummm yes, yes you can. Great bottom btw

Oh thank you! "

You're very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Down with that sort of thing!

Think of the oceans

hello beautiful"

Welcome back

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"*runs for cover....

Good evening Knitter

Hey Ace. Did ya miss me?

Of course, like most red blooded males on here have done over the past while since you have been dormant "

Ah shucks you've made me blush Ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?

Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?

Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair

I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x

It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs!

Omg love you"

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Down with that sort of thing!

Think of the oceans

hello beautiful

Welcome back

"

Thank you

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?

Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?

Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair

I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks "

Thanks! It might be handy if someone else could *tell* the jokes, I have a habit of laughing mid-way through and then forgetting the punchlines

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine "

I have no booze I hate you..

I am reporting this thread.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I did have some malteesers

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?

That would be a terrible waste "

You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

"

You said glitter I already you

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x

It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs!

Omg love you

"

Nice pics

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

"

Gimme a G

Gimme an L

Gimme an I

Gimme a T

Gimme a T

Gimme an E

Gimme an R

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?

Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?

Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair

I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks

Thanks! It might be handy if someone else could *tell* the jokes, I have a habit of laughing mid-way through and then forgetting the punchlines "

Oh my goodness I love when people laugh at their jokes.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gimme an S

Gimme an H

Gimme an I

......

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you"

Hey, I still you from before xx

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I have no booze I hate you..

I am reporting this thread."

Meh you don't scare me

**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away**

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I did have some malteesers

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?

That would be a terrible waste

You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that "

This makes me sad

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"

Gimme a G

Gimme an L

Gimme an I

Gimme a T

Gimme a T

Gimme an E

Gimme an R"

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I have no booze I hate you..

I am reporting this thread.

Meh you don't scare me

**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away** "

some like the chase..I can smell your blood....and glitter

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Gimme an S

Gimme an H

Gimme an I

......

Mwah x"

I still you too mwah

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx"

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine

I have no booze I hate you..

I am reporting this thread.

Meh you don't scare me

**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away**

some like the chase..I can smell your blood....and glitter"

Dude you don"t scare me. I have unicorms and a dragon on call

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Gimme an S

Gimme an H

Gimme an I

......

Mwah x

I still you too mwah"

Yaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination."

.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a German Shepard a Doberman and a cat died and went up to heaven.

God said to them tell me what you believe.

The German Shepard said I believe in obedience and good training so I can give perfect service.

God said, that's a good thing to believe, you may sit on my left.

The Doberman said I believe in love, I love my family and will do anything to protect them and keep them safe.

God said, love is good, you may sit on my right.

Then God turned to the cat and asked, so what do you believe?

The cat looked at God and said...

I believe you are on my chair!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I did have some malteesers

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?

That would be a terrible waste

You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that

This makes me sad"

What, the fact that there might be a lack of chocolate on expulsion, or Annie Wilkes?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.

.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x"

Its in the title I was planning big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.

.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x

Its in the title I was planning big"

I can't argue with that

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So a German Shepard a Doberman and a cat died and went up to heaven.

God said to them tell me what you believe.

The German Shepard said I believe in obedience and good training so I can give perfect service.

God said, that's a good thing to believe, you may sit on my left.

The Doberman said I believe in love, I love my family and will do anything to protect them and keep them safe.

God said, love is good, you may sit on my right.

Then God turned to the cat and asked, so what do you believe?

The cat looked at God and said...

I believe you are on my chair!

"

Chortelled

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I did have some malteesers

How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?

That would be a terrible waste

You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that

This makes me sad

What, the fact that there might be a lack of chocolate on expulsion, or Annie Wilkes? "

Mainly expulsion

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I have gingerbread and tea...

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.

.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x

Its in the title I was planning big

I can't argue with that "

Fall in solider

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By *nitter OP   Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...

You said glitter I already you

Hey, I still you from before xx

Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.

.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x

Its in the title I was planning big

I can't argue with that "

Fall in solider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x

It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs!

Omg love you

Nice pics "

Why thank you, as are yours madam!

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