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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So, my mate um, Burt, has just phoned me in a bit of a state. He said that he was playing with a banana and inadvertently clenched too tight; It subsequently broke in half and some of it is still stuck up his arse. What should I tell him to do?

Has anyone here ever gotten anything stuck in an orifice? How did you retrieve it?

Burt thanks you in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send Burt’s Family my condolences as it won’t be long now

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

When I worked in Prisons...the hamster disappeared poor little fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana is organic, it won't do much harm in his lower rectum. It will pop out in the loo in the morning.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I would imagine laxatives but having never been in that situation apart from a rather large turd once that resembled a whole jacket potato, I have no idea.

Bananas brown pretty quickly too.

My advice to Burt for future experimentation, whack a jonny on it.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Was the skin still on? Might have some bearing on retrieval methods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I tell him to do?"

Tell your ‘friend’ to relax more next time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XS7a59KQAw

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One of his five a day.

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