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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Boys

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!"

Use a Sky remote, Red Bull or Lynx can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote or can of lynx

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!"

The top, belly to tip. Easier to measure accurately. If you measure the underside where do you stop on the balls. Kinda cheating

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Does a mechanic measure his tools. We all know if we meet criteria or not... If you do just say it's adequate, job done.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!"
A=1/2xbxh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first you chase it around the yard a bit.

with towel in your arms grab him so his talons dont rip into your flesh.

next quickly place a black bag over his head to stop him beaking you and he will soon calm down.

then with help spread his feathers out anf measure tip to tip.

when you let him go run for it because he will be seriously pissed off.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I use metric scale then convert back to inches

As a fully qualified engineer this is easy

So 13 / 1.54 = 7.7” yep

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"I use metric scale then convert back to inches

As a fully qualified engineer this is easy

So 13 / 1.54 = 7.7” yep"

Measure in cms . ...get a higher number than in inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the bottom of its foot to the crest of its feathers

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

From the pubic bone

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

With a metre stick

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I use metric scale then convert back to inches

As a fully qualified engineer this is easy

So 13 / 1.54 = 7.7” yep

Measure in cms . ...get a higher number than in inches"

This, definitely

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Why ? I might be an odd guy I've never measured

If a lady I'm meeting feels the necessity to get a tape measure out when I'm meeting her I'm doing something wrong.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

From the end of the beek to the start of the tail feathers.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Why ? I might be an odd guy I've never measured

If a lady I'm meeting feels the necessity to get a tape measure out when I'm meeting her I'm doing something wrong."

She only got a school set square out for mine, it only went up to 10cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple, if without asking they immediately tell you they're a fireman then they are a very big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured it but never had any complaints it is what it is and how you use it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as the tool gets the job done that's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first you chase it around the yard a bit.

with towel in your arms grab him so his talons dont rip into your flesh.

next quickly place a black bag over his head to stop him beaking you and he will soon calm down.

then with help spread his feathers out anf measure tip to tip.

when you let him go run for it because he will be seriously pissed off."

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Boys "

Wouldn't a size veri be funny? If women started actually checking measurements as part of a meet and including the results in their verification...

'Tristan is a super fun chap, girth was exactly as promised, even if a stem check with calipers showed that he is in fact a 1/4 inch shy of the advertised 7.5... Until next time sexy, and I promise I'll warm the calipers first xxx'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boys

Wouldn't a size veri be funny? If women started actually checking measurements as part of a meet and including the results in their verification...

'Tristan is a super fun chap, girth was exactly as promised, even if a stem check with calipers showed that he is in fact a 1/4 inch shy of the advertised 7.5... Until next time sexy, and I promise I'll warm the calipers first xxx' "

Let’s do that!

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By *hugwelMan
over a year ago

Jersey

Mines 12 inches but i dont use it as a rule

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Some on here measure from tip to arsehole x

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Those who have specific cock size requirements, do you measure the cock at the beginning of the meet? Genuine question

Mrs

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Tip to base topside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those who have specific cock size requirements, do you measure the cock at the beginning of the meet? Genuine question

Mrs"

Haha I always wonder this when I see all these requirements!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always like to start my measurements with the tape measure situated in an adjacent room....

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've found the majority of men have a hidden bit of cock inside of them. That doesn't count by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there will be an app for it soon ..... Go compare.cock.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Position a ruler or measuring tape to base of erect penis..

Press on pubic bone as far as you can until you contact the bone. This is especially important as there could be belly fat.

Measure from the base to the tipp..

Hey presto you have your inches or centimeters in some cases.

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP! "

Good spot..here's me been nice ..need to read more careful in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always use metric; easier to comprehend than imperial.

Latheiere yours is perfect and you certainly know how to use it... So I heard!

How did a semicolon get in there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP! "

Busted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a mechanic measure his tools. We all know if we meet criteria or not... If you do just say it's adequate, job done."

Maybe mechanics do measure their tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always use metric; easier to comprehend than imperial.

Latheiere yours is perfect and you certainly know how to use it... So I heard!

How did a semicolon get in there?"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!

Use a Sky remote, Red Bull or Lynx can... "

Always a good measuring tool

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!

Use a Sky remote, Red Bull or Lynx can...

Always a good measuring tool "

In a survey, 8 out of 10 single male fabbers preferred it...!

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln


"I'm sure there will be an app for it soon ..... Go compare.cock.com "

There is an app called measure . It accurately measures everything .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

starts from 3" from ass hole so 15" of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any good workman knows it is all about how to use the tool and angles are everything

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

If it's big enough you won't need to measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a willing throat and then see how deep it goes. x

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Boys

Wouldn't a size veri be funny? If women started actually checking measurements as part of a meet and including the results in their verification...

'Tristan is a super fun chap, girth was exactly as promised, even if a stem check with calipers showed that he is in fact a 1/4 inch shy of the advertised 7.5... Until next time sexy, and I promise I'll warm the calipers first xxx' "

I know it's posted in jest..

why do ladies think it OK to post piss takes about a guy's bodily parts...I can imagine the furore if a guy had posted something similar about a ladies sizr suggested in jest or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was so deep and accomodating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines 12 inches but i dont use it as a rule "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Long established, the method is to measure on the TOP side of a cock, from point where it leaves the abdomen, to the very tip of it: any curvature does not need a flexible measuring device, simply measure as if measuring distance as the crow flies, so to speak.

I can provide official certification for 8'' and above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm hung like a horse,so I measure mine in hands!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long established, the method is to measure on the TOP side of a cock, from point where it leaves the abdomen, to the very tip of it: any curvature does not need a flexible measuring device, simply measure as if measuring distance as the crow flies, so to speak.

I can provide official certification for 8'' and above."

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long established, the method is to measure on the TOP side of a cock, from point where it leaves the abdomen, to the very tip of it: any curvature does not need a flexible measuring device, simply measure as if measuring distance as the crow flies, so to speak.

I can provide official certification for 8'' and above."
Who by weights and measures / customs and excise or an M.O.T ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the arsehole, surely?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Right....so I’ve followed the instructions and pushed the ruler into my stomach in order to ascertain my length from the base.

Unfortunately, subsequently unhappy with the results I pushed the ruler back into myself a bit more forcefully the next attempt and have now ruptured my spleen

On the positive side though, I can now happily report that I have a ten inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right....so I’ve followed the instructions and pushed the ruler into my stomach in order to ascertain my length from the base.

Unfortunately, subsequently unhappy with the results I pushed the ruler back into myself a bit more forcefully the next attempt and have now ruptured my spleen

On the positive side though, I can now happily report that I have a ten inch cock "
That is cheating you should not measure to the top of your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!"

Stand against a wall..mark just above your head with a pencil..step away then get a tape measure and measure from the floor to the pencil mark..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Right....so I’ve followed the instructions and pushed the ruler into my stomach in order to ascertain my length from the base.

Unfortunately, subsequently unhappy with the results I pushed the ruler back into myself a bit more forcefully the next attempt and have now ruptured my spleen

On the positive side though, I can now happily report that I have a ten inch cock That is cheating you should not measure to the top of your head "

My usual method of measuring is: Hold one end of the tape measure in the right hand before wrapping the other end five times around the waist, once down the left leg, once up the right leg, over the left shoulder, back down and under the right foot and finally to be top of my nob. Hey presto - can’t get more accurate than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!

Stand against a wall..mark just above your head with a pencil..step away then get a tape measure and measure from the floor to the pencil mark..

"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry."

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP! "

But with a name like that, he's presumably French and is therefore talking cms, not inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the top of his head to the floor

I can tell you his height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious "

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour!

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By *s24u!Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

Shouldn't the displacement method be used. Measure the volume of fluid displaced from the where the cock is placed!

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour! "

We'll see if there's a 'funny' verification post next time there's a thread about ladies bodies ..in jest or not .I'll put a £ to a pinch of shit there isn't .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is having a cock size requirement in a profile (which is what prompted the question from the OP) any different to a height requirement, or body type or age requirement or any one of a myriad of requirements you see in profiles?

Different strokes for different folks and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a can of me sheen

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour!

We'll see if there's a 'funny' verification post next time there's a thread about ladies bodies ..in jest or not .I'll put a £ to a pinch of shit there isn't . "

I'll be honest and say I think you're being somewhat over offended for the sake of being offended here (especially by starting two further threads off the back of PlayD8's obviously tongue in cheek comment!!) - so what if there is or isn't a similar tongue in cheek comment left on other threads, and there probably has been in the past and will be again.

If people can't see the difference between an obviously over the top jokey comment and serious body shaming (regardless of the gender of the body being shamed) then they are the ones with the problem and not the maker of the jokey comment and I stand by the fact that PlayD8 has nothing whatsoever to apologise for about her comment in the context of either this thread or the way it was used.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour!

We'll see if there's a 'funny' verification post next time there's a thread about ladies bodies ..in jest or not .I'll put a £ to a pinch of shit there isn't .

I'll be honest and say I think you're being somewhat over offended for the sake of being offended here (especially by starting two further threads off the back of PlayD8's obviously tongue in cheek comment!!) - so what if there is or isn't a similar tongue in cheek comment left on other threads, and there probably has been in the past and will be again.

If people can't see the difference between an obviously over the top jokey comment and serious body shaming (regardless of the gender of the body being shamed) then they are the ones with the problem and not the maker of the jokey comment and I stand by the fact that PlayD8 has nothing whatsoever to apologise for about her comment in the context of either this thread or the way it was used."

There are many threads and posts that have impacts on folk. I'd hope if they felt strongly enough they'd have posted saying so. So if I'm offended or being over offended by this one jokey post ..you know I'm allowed to be. If you and others aren t that's your prerogative.

I didn't ask the lady to apologise I'm not that affected by digital comments however if I think it wrong I'll say so you're entitled to a differing opinion .

The second thread wasE started as a lady was offended I hadn't included men shaming ladies in the first thread . I find both as bad. As each other.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that. "

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really. "

And making a joke about MEASURING a cock is NOT mocking a man's body parts anyway - and men do frequently exaggerate their size on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP! "
glad u understand cos like most things its gone right over my napper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

And making a joke about MEASURING a cock is NOT mocking a man's body parts anyway - and men do frequently exaggerate their size on here!!"

No, surely not! 9 inch cocks are a dime a dozen on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use metric scale then convert back to inches

As a fully qualified engineer this is easy

So 13 / 1.54 = 7.7” yep

Measure in cms . ...get a higher number than in inches"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys

Wouldn't a size veri be funny? If women started actually checking measurements as part of a meet and including the results in their verification...

'Tristan is a super fun chap, girth was exactly as promised, even if a stem check with calipers showed that he is in fact a 1/4 inch shy of the advertised 7.5... Until next time sexy, and I promise I'll warm the calipers first xxx' "

Warming them is cheating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour!

We'll see if there's a 'funny' verification post next time there's a thread about ladies bodies ..in jest or not .I'll put a £ to a pinch of shit there isn't . "

The entire thread is people taking the piss out of measuring cocks. The majority of the comments are from men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most people are mistaking the actual purpose of this thread!! The clues are not so much in the title of the thread, but in the last sentence!!

Good work OP! glad u understand cos like most things its gone right over my napper"

I do . But only coz I had to get Dan to explain it to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one measure one’s cock? From underneath from scrotum to tip or from the top from belly to tip?

I wouldn’t want to message somebody requesting 9 inches minimum if I only carry 8. That would be deceptive!"

I’ll measure it for you pal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it

I need more coffee

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"I wish to apologise for my tasteless joke earlier on this thread about size verification. It's obviously caused offence for which I'm deeply sorry.

WTF are you apologising for? It was spot on and hilarious

at risk of being called out for white knighting I agree 100%! The joke was clearly in line with the OP and wasn’t (as far as I can see and how I interpreted it) any attempt to “body shame” anyone! Just a bit of good humour!

We'll see if there's a 'funny' verification post next time there's a thread about ladies bodies ..in jest or not .I'll put a £ to a pinch of shit there isn't .

I'll be honest and say I think you're being somewhat over offended for the sake of being offended here (especially by starting two further threads off the back of PlayD8's obviously tongue in cheek comment!!) - so what if there is or isn't a similar tongue in cheek comment left on other threads, and there probably has been in the past and will be again.

If people can't see the difference between an obviously over the top jokey comment and serious body shaming (regardless of the gender of the body being shamed) then they are the ones with the problem and not the maker of the jokey comment and I stand by the fact that PlayD8 has nothing whatsoever to apologise for about her comment in the context of either this thread or the way it was used."

Totally agree. Body shaming is horrific. This wasn't body shaming.

Mrs

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really. "

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

How to measure a cock...

Did it satisfy the other person?

Consider it measured !!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

"

Because the OP's comment was about accidentally over-estimating size... Not underestimating.

I really think you're just being petty at this point. You singled me out as being offensive, and shamed me in a thread, using a tiniest portion of my joke (I suppose calling that tiny will be offensive too) in such a way as to deliberately remove all context. I apologised for any offense caused on both threads, which you neither acknowledged nor accepted other than making a throwaway remark to another poster about not having asked for an apology, and you have continued to shame me, a real person... not an imaginary one as used in my joke... and even run a second thread off the back of your first shaming thread.

You have not had the courtesy to address me or respond to me directly in any of your subsequent threads or comments, but revelled in the opportunity to continue to run me down in replies to everyone else. I can only assume your grievance is personal, and if so, I've no idea why... We've never met or even spoken that I'm aware of.

Am I OK? No I'm not. I apologised for a joke about a fictional character which you deemed to be insensitive and shaming, yet here we are almost 12 hours later and I'm still being shamed for it.

SHAME ON YOU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got to question the motives of someone so upset about a throwaway comment made about a character who doesn’t exist in real life that he makes a separate thread about it, berates the person who made the comment even after she has apologised and continues his crusade the next day.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

Because the OP's comment was about accidentally over-estimating size... Not underestimating.

I really think you're just being petty at this point. You singled me out as being offensive, and shamed me in a thread, using a tiniest portion of my joke (I suppose calling that tiny will be offensive too) in such a way as to deliberately remove all context. I apologised for any offense caused on both threads, which you neither acknowledged nor accepted other than making a throwaway remark to another poster about not having asked for an apology, and you have continued to shame me, a real person... not an imaginary one as used in my joke... and even run a second thread off the back of your first shaming thread.

You have not had the courtesy to address me or respond to me directly in any of your subsequent threads or comments, but revelled in the opportunity to continue to run me down in replies to everyone else. I can only assume your grievance is personal, and if so, I've no idea why... We've never met or even spoken that I'm aware of.

Am I OK? No I'm not. I apologised for a joke about a fictional character which you deemed to be insensitive and shaming, yet here we are almost 12 hours later and I'm still being shamed for it.

SHAME ON YOU. "

We need an applause emoji!!! Exactly this.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

Because the OP's comment was about accidentally over-estimating size... Not underestimating.

I really think you're just being petty at this point. You singled me out as being offensive, and shamed me in a thread, using a tiniest portion of my joke (I suppose calling that tiny will be offensive too) in such a way as to deliberately remove all context. I apologised for any offense caused on both threads, which you neither acknowledged nor accepted other than making a throwaway remark to another poster about not having asked for an apology, and you have continued to shame me, a real person... not an imaginary one as used in my joke... and even run a second thread off the back of your first shaming thread.

You have not had the courtesy to address me or respond to me directly in any of your subsequent threads or comments, but revelled in the opportunity to continue to run me down in replies to everyone else. I can only assume your grievance is personal, and if so, I've no idea why... We've never met or even spoken that I'm aware of.

Am I OK? No I'm not. I apologised for a joke about a fictional character which you deemed to be insensitive and shaming, yet here we are almost 12 hours later and I'm still being shamed for it.

SHAME ON YOU. "

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By *oveit500Woman
over a year ago

rotherham

I am sure most men measure it from half way down there back

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

It was an obvious joke, most of us took it as a joke.It was laughing at measuring a cock rather than a man. The person apologised if it offended anyone

Let's get back to the OP now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was an obvious joke, most of us took it as a joke.It was laughing at measuring a cock rather than a man. The person apologised if it offended anyone

Let's get back to the OP now please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

Because the OP's comment was about accidentally over-estimating size... Not underestimating.

I really think you're just being petty at this point. You singled me out as being offensive, and shamed me in a thread, using a tiniest portion of my joke (I suppose calling that tiny will be offensive too) in such a way as to deliberately remove all context. I apologised for any offense caused on both threads, which you neither acknowledged nor accepted other than making a throwaway remark to another poster about not having asked for an apology, and you have continued to shame me, a real person... not an imaginary one as used in my joke... and even run a second thread off the back of your first shaming thread.

You have not had the courtesy to address me or respond to me directly in any of your subsequent threads or comments, but revelled in the opportunity to continue to run me down in replies to everyone else. I can only assume your grievance is personal, and if so, I've no idea why... We've never met or even spoken that I'm aware of.

Am I OK? No I'm not. I apologised for a joke about a fictional character which you deemed to be insensitive and shaming, yet here we are almost 12 hours later and I'm still being shamed for it.

SHAME ON YOU. "

100%

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Ludicrous, it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

I saw it like that too to be fair. I had to read it again as to be honest I skimmed through and had a little smile and forgot about it. A bit surprised by it all really. I’d feel a bit shit if I made a joke and it was made into a big thing like this. Hope the lady’s ok. People are gonna be scared to say anything! Bit sad really.

There are often posts made that make others uncomfortable that some may find amusing.

why didn't the lady in her 'funny' verification add inches. Why reduce the number? Less funny more funny ?

Because the OP's comment was about accidentally over-estimating size... Not underestimating.

I really think you're just being petty at this point. You singled me out as being offensive, and shamed me in a thread, using a tiniest portion of my joke (I suppose calling that tiny will be offensive too) in such a way as to deliberately remove all context. I apologised for any offense caused on both threads, which you neither acknowledged nor accepted other than making a throwaway remark to another poster about not having asked for an apology, and you have continued to shame me, a real person... not an imaginary one as used in my joke... and even run a second thread off the back of your first shaming thread.

You have not had the courtesy to address me or respond to me directly in any of your subsequent threads or comments, but revelled in the opportunity to continue to run me down in replies to everyone else. I can only assume your grievance is personal, and if so, I've no idea why... We've never met or even spoken that I'm aware of.

Am I OK? No I'm not. I apologised for a joke about a fictional character which you deemed to be insensitive and shaming, yet here we are almost 12 hours later and I'm still being shamed for it.

SHAME ON YOU. "

I'd seen your apology on the thread and accepted it, ..I'd left this thread last night to die in the background. As I woke up this morning I had a message containing some less than favourable words (not from yourself or anyone that I'd replied to on the thread) and others had posted to this thread, I posted a further comment I'd say right of reply if that's petty I'll accept that..there are plenty myself included that will or could have that said about them .

Reason for two threads a lady took offence that I'd not included guys on my original thread. Not for any other reason

I'm happy to leave this to die in the background.. your apology is accepted, If there is any doubt or clarification for others to know i have no personal grievance with you or anyone else that posted to the thread.. as far as I'm aware we've not met messaged and you have done me no harm.

If my comments have offended you I'll say it again it wasn't anything personal, if it came across that way My apologies.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

If he drives an Audi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use metric scale then convert back to inches

As a fully qualified engineer this is easy

So 13 / 1.54 = 7.7” yep"

Fully qualified to use the wrong conversion

2.54cm = 1 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the majority of men have a hidden bit of cock inside of them. That doesn't count by the way."

9.5/10 angry feminists agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I went for the most sensible suggestion and measured from the top. Happy to report I’m a solid 3 and no poultry was hurt in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgBu54wvm1Y

SABRINA "BOYS" - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Shatterproof ruler removed by poster at 30/10/18 18:33:22]"

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Backs out of thread slowly shaking his head.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm happy to leave this to die in the background.. your apology is accepted, If there is any doubt or clarification for others to know i have no personal grievance with you or anyone else that posted to the thread.. as far as I'm aware we've not met messaged and you have done me no harm.

If my comments have offended you I'll say it again it wasn't anything personal, if it came across that way My apologies

"

Thank you. I hope that's an end to it.

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