FabSwingers.com forum: Food parcel

By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

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I’m off to play nursey and take a food parcel to a poorly chap. On the verge of death with his man flu. He’s too poorly to type a list of what I should take apparently

I’ve already got chocolate, lemsip, soup and honey from the cupboards. What should I pop on the shopping list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maltesers and a Freddo. All man flu victims need chocolate energy to boost them up.

I empathise with him, you women will never know the true horrors of man ‘flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flask of hot tea and a packet of ginger nuts would do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maltesers and a Freddo. All man flu victims need chocolate energy to boost them up.

I empathise with him, you women will never know the true horrors of man ‘flu. "

Somewhere between childbirth and breaking a nail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flask of hot tea and a packet of ginger nuts would do the trick

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jaffa cakes and chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good tissues

Some squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks vapour rub. You may as well rub it in for him whilst you’re there.

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Fresh fruit.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why chocolate lol? My ex always used to bring me chocolate when I was ill and it was the last thing I wanted!! Usually if you are poorly with a virus you want light food - chicken soup, eggs, fish, fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit juice, tinned rice pudding.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ah fuck, man flu? Is he going to get through it? Smoothies for energy and they are easy to swallow. Poor lamb.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh and Manflu Shots, available in lots of supermarkets - they contain lemon, vit c, echinacea and zinc and I find them really good!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh and Manflu Shots, available in lots of supermarkets - they contain lemon, vit c, echinacea and zinc and I find them really good!

Oh bless, they're even doing chicken soups and lozenges now, lol, google 'manflu shots'.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fling in a bad boy pot noodle, men love that kind of stuff.

If he's got flu he won't be able to taste chocolate etc so I'd go for strong flavours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off to play nursey and take a food parcel to a poorly chap. On the verge of death with his man flu. He’s too poorly to type a list of what I should take apparently

I’ve already got chocolate, lemsip, soup and honey from the cupboards. What should I pop on the shopping list? "
a copy of this month's escort or razzle if it's man flu won't even be able to open lap top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapes?

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Some great suggestions. Soft porn and pot noodles are definitely the way forward. I can sneak the man shot into his Bombay Bad Boy.

This is all assuming he’s still alive when I get there after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he has real man flu then food would be no good as he couldn't taste it..

Just go and sit by his bedside and read him passages from moby dick

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"If he has real man flu then food would be no good as he couldn't taste it..

Just go and sit by his bedside and read him passages from moby dick

My speech will be muffled from behind my face mask though. I don’t want to stay any longer than I have to. I only offered to take a food parcel as a nice gesture not believing for a second he’d say yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off to play nursey and take a food parcel to a poorly chap. On the verge of death with his man flu. He’s too poorly to type a list of what I should take apparently

I’ve already got chocolate, lemsip, soup and honey from the cupboards. What should I pop on the shopping list? "

That’s a nice thing to do.

Lolly pops and man tissues

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If he has real man flu then food would be no good as he couldn't taste it..

Just go and sit by his bedside and read him passages from moby dick

Don't forget the sanitiser!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I never travel without santiser.

He’s regained the energy to type ‘Can you get me some Fanta please?’

I feel like I accidentally gained a new husband

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Grapes? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never travel without santiser.

He’s regained the energy to type ‘Can you get me some Fanta please?’

I feel like I accidentally gained a new husband

I fear he sounds like a malingerer.. roll the fanta in and back away slowly though..just in case lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he alive?? Please tell me he has survived!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Hot vimto?

Heinz cream of tomato soup.

Blowjob

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Is he alive?? Please tell me he has survived! "

So far he’s still with us. Such a trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t need special food or sympathy, just needs to man up a bit/a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curry so hot that is liquifies the sinuses instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucozade and Heinz soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucozade and Heinz soup"

Is that a serving suggestion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucozade and Heinz soup

Is that a serving suggestion?"

You've clearly not lived

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Mansize tissues, Asda's blackcurrant flavour version of Lemsip, chicken soup

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

A pair of balls and tell him to man up?

Mrs

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

A couple of magazines to read to help pass the time?

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"A pair of balls and tell him to man up?

Mrs"

Don’t you get me in trouble with the anti-man bashing brigade!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

He just needs paracetamol, plenty of fluids and his big boy pants

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m going for a half baguette to help eat his soup in case a spoon is too heavy, tomato soup, Lemsip, Honey, Fanta, Man size tissues, Berocca, Chupa Chups, a pack of Kinder bars, easy peel oranges, Viz, biscuits, ready made pierogi and 4 Carling. Oh and a cuddly woman as I don’t have time to grab a cuddly toy.

Thanks for all the help lovelies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to man up, get off his arse and fetch it himself

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Tell him to man up, get off his arse and fetch it himself

Sshhhh. This is gonna get me huge brownie points.

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