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Strange Meteorite In My Garden

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So....I pulled back my curtains and saw it there, just sitting on my lawn.

I’ve never seen anything quite like it.

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be some form of very light metallic composite. Visually it is cylindrical, a blueish tinge and bears strange markings on its side which resemble the word, ‘Fosters’.

Clearly it must be extraterrestrial in origin; Should I contact the Ministry Of Defence or possibly the Ministry Of Sound? - I always get them confused.

Anyway, many thanks in advance

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Pop onto FaceAche. Find your local UFO ET phone home group and alert them immediately. Afterwards, call Spielberg. He’s gonna want the rights to the epic movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one he said

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Was there a package next to it with MARS written on it?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Pop onto FaceAche. Find your local UFO ET phone home group and alert them immediately. Afterwards, call Spielberg. He’s gonna want the rights to the epic movie. "

That’s a great idea (I could get rich from this!).

One other thing I failed to mention is that whilst the strange object has clearly opened a strange shaped, ‘hatch’ like aperture on one of its ends, there appears to remain remnants of a curiously urine-like smelling liquid inside still.

If I drink it will I develop super human powers like Superman or possibly Phil Mitchell from Eastenders?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Was there a package next to it with MARS written on it? "

It’s funny that you should mention this as there is indeed a wafer-thin plastic like apparition with that very word upon it There is also a slightly larger, aluminium like foil object bearing the word ‘Walkers’ upon it next to the aforementioned. Are you with the MOD? Have you received similar reports prior to mine? Is this a sign of an imminent alien invasion?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


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It’s funny that you should mention this as there is indeed a wafer-thin plastic like apparition with that very word upon it There is also a slightly larger, aluminium like foil object bearing the word ‘Walkers’ upon it next to the aforementioned. Are you with the MOD? Have you received similar reports prior to mine? Is this a sign of an imminent alien invasion? "

I cannot say on this public forum but please go and hide under your stairs and wrap yourself in aluminium foil and put a metal colander on your head. We will sound a loud klaxon when it is safe for you to come out

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Sorry to disappoint you all but it’s simply the detrious of a human condition known as filthylazylitterbastarditus.

Usually Red Bull cans. I’m sure Fosters, Stella,Red Bull all say on the can ‘on completion of this beverage, simply throw the empty can out of the car window’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go fuck the neighbour up for throwing rubbish over the fence

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You mean that Doris next door might be the culprit?! Bloody hell - I always suspected that old bugger was not of this earth. Extraterrestrial old bitch is going to get it now.....

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

In Germany we would actually encourage our neighbours to chuck their empty beer cans into our garden.

We never get any though, because a 25c deposit on every one tends to make them think twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean that Doris next door might be the culprit?! Bloody hell - I always suspected that old bugger was not of this earth. Extraterrestrial old bitch is going to get it now..... "

Maybe not then. I’ve got a big burly guy that breaks concrete for a living next to me. I don’t condone going around beating up old folk

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